A Girl from my school

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:21 pm

AgentSeethroo wrote:

There are these places where you can go in and paint unfired pottery, then you keep it.

That's an awesome idea, Seethroo. If there were a place like that in my town, I'd love to go there. Then go eat like a pig. :mrgreen:

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:32 pm

That sounds cool.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:42 pm

My town has a bunch of those places, they're really neat. Though this may be exclusive to just me and my lady, we like to just go to the park and joke about everything and make up wild scenarios (i.e pirates attacking the park along with crazy chinese people etc.). Yeah, we're weird like that.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:55 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

My town has a bunch of those places, they're really neat. Though this may be exclusive to just me and my lady, we like to just go to the park and joke about everything and make up wild scenarios (i.e pirates attacking the park along with crazy chinese people etc.). Yeah, we're weird like that.

I wouldn't say weird, more like an over-productive imagination.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:01 pm

I was about to say something to the same effect but then I was SIMULPOST'D

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:03 pm

Well, when I was a kid I used to run around with a yellow wiffle-bat pretending I was Rekl-thor, destroyer of the Ninth wastes. I also made up my entire city (Oyster Metro) with an entire backstory and set of characters. I have all of this written down in notebooks from when I was 13 years old.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:08 pm

wow, you REALLY did have an overactive imagination

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:38 pm

Either that or he had WAY too much time on his hands.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:07 pm

I think it's a little of both.

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

Or just take her out to eat. How she behaves might tell you some more about her - if she's one of those "I already weigh 110 lbs but I'm on a diet so I'll just have a salad and water" girls, or if she actually eats normally. Girls with healthy appetites usually know how to cook, and a home-cooked meal is a great prospect.

I don;t think that I have toworry about the meals. Her parents own a chinese fod place that I frequent often. It's got some nice food.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:16 pm

Ramrod its your call. You either roll the dice and ask her out or you don't.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:21 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Ramrod its your call. You either roll the dice and ask her out or you don't.

I want to, don't get me wrong. I just have to build up the courage. That, and I'm not too sure that her parents, Chinese immigrants, would like that she's dating me, a white male.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:25 pm

Ahh. That could be a damper on the festivities. Her bringing home a non-chinese male could stir up trouble.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:25 pm

Quote:

You either roll the dice and ask her out or you don't.

D&D Nerd: Aww, man. My Social Dating skill is way to low! Critical failure, you've got to be kidding me!
DM: Your date attacks you with mace...

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:29 pm

DM:for -15 ego ponits, that makes it -118 ego points right?

D&D Nerd: Yeah.... :sad:

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:35 pm

I've actually been sprayed with mace. I felt like clawing my eyeballs out and came this close to doing it but thankfully my friends held me back.

So the moral of the story is, even if the girl is your best friend and potential GF, never sneak up behind her and hug her.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:37 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

I've actually been sprayed with mace. I felt like clawing my eyeballs out and came this close to doing it but thankfully my friends held me back.

So the moral of the story is, even if the girl is your best friend and potential GF, never sneak up behind her and hug her.

Never been anything truer.

No Toppings · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:37 pm

Whoa...gee...poor naked_lunch but very true

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:39 pm

Well, she gave me a big kiss on the cheek and like $50 bucks as an apology, so it wasn't all that bad. What's even funnier is that she felt so guilty, she started hanging around me a bit more and such and soon enough I asked her on a date and she agreed. And the rest is really awesome.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:41 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Well, she gave me a big kiss on the cheek and like $50 bucks as an apology, so it wasn't all that bad. What's even funnier is that she felt so guilty, she started hanging around me a bit more and such and soon enough I asked her on a date and she agreed. And the rest is really awesome.

Wait, she gave you $50? And you eventualy went out with you? I need to learn more of your secrets sir.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:42 pm

NL wrote:

I've actually been sprayed with mace. I felt like clawing my eyeballs out and came this close to doing it but thankfully my friends held me back.

So the moral of the story is, even if the girl is your best friend and potential GF, never sneak up behind her and hug her.

LOL, I don't advise making girl-friends girlfriends. It makes things all weird if you break up. There's only so far that "we can still be friends" goes

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:44 pm

What's even weirder is having one of your friends hook up with on of your girl-friends. When they break up, you feel right in the middle being pulled from both ends.

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:46 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

I've actually been sprayed with mace. I felt like clawing my eyeballs out and came this close to doing it but thankfully my friends held me back.

So the moral of the story is, even if the girl is your best friend and potential GF, never sneak up behind her and hug her.

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Well, she gave me a big kiss on the cheek and like $50 bucks as an apology, so it wasn't all that bad. What's even funnier is that she felt so guilty, she started hanging around me a bit more and such and soon enough I asked her on a date and she agreed. And the rest is really awesome.

Thanks MoustacheMan™! I should try that sometime on one of my friends, see what she does...

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:46 pm

Quote:

I need to learn more of your secrets sir.

Step 1. Grow a mustache
Step 2. Wear bright orange sneakers
Step 3. Buy all your t-shirts off http://www.thinkgeek.com
Step 4. Change your name to Michael A.
Step 5. Tell girls that you're Michael A.
Step 6. Get stick, as to prepare to beat said girls off with said stick

Don't worry, Tor. I've been going out with her for over 3 years and it's getting very serious. I'm hoping the wedding bells ring soon! Wish me luck!

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:49 pm

I've got #3 down pat. And looking at the site now, I might just buy that LED clock or watch...

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:52 pm

Is it allright if I buy all my shirts off the H*R store instead?

No Toppings · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:53 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Quote:

I need to learn more of your secrets sir.

Step 1. Grow a mustache
Step 2. Wear bright orange sneakers
Step 3. Buy all your t-shirts off http://www.thinkgeek.com
Step 4. Change your name to Michael A.
Step 5. Tell girls that you're Michael A.
Step 6. Get stick, as to prepare to beat said girls off with said stick

Don't worry, Tor. I've been going out with her for over 3 years and it's getting very serious. I'm hoping the wedding bells ring soon! Wish me luck!

One of my friends actually brought a patented "Girl Bating Stick" to a scout meeting. And wears orange sneakers.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:54 pm

where prey tell did you come up behinde her and hug her?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:55 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Quote:

I need to learn more of your secrets sir.

Step 1. Grow a mustache
Step 2. Wear bright orange sneakers
Step 3. Buy all your t-shirts off http://www.thinkgeek.com
Step 4. Change your name to Michael A.
Step 5. Tell girls that you're Michael A.
Step 6. Get stick, as to prepare to beat said girls off with said stick

Don't worry, Tor. I've been going out with her for over 3 years and it's getting very serious. I'm hoping the wedding bells ring soon! Wish me luck!

So you are saying i should:
1. Look like Ron Jeremy
2. Buy Clown shoes
3. but lots of novelty shirts
4. Get New ID
5. Use new ID
6. Get lawyer to fight off pending assult charges.

I'll pass on that.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:01 am

NL wrote:

Don't worry, Tor. I've been going out with her for over 3 years and it's getting very serious. I'm hoping the wedding bells ring soon! Wish me luck!

so you have more to lose if your GF finds out that you lech over MHG, verrrry interesting.....

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:13 am

Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:

NL wrote:

Don't worry, Tor. I've been going out with her for over 3 years and it's getting very serious. I'm hoping the wedding bells ring soon! Wish me luck!

so you have more to lose if your GF finds out that you lech over MHG, verrrry interesting.....

You shouldn't be talking. You have a girlfriend and you lech over MHG as well.

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