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Yes. Exactly. And stalkers are bad! Anyways...Chrono...if you like her then ask her out. If you dont....well i dunno...no one ever liked me.

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

COMMENCE COMMISSIONING!

Well if she likes you then you're doing something right so far...just keep doing whatever it is you're doing.

I'm sorry for not having helped, Chrono, but you're not saying much about the situation. You haven't mentioned whether you like her, whether you have similar interests (music, movies, etc), whether you have any mutual friends... Just saying "I can't remember!" doesn't really help people who are trying to help you.
"Do you like her, dude?"
"I don't know! I forgot!"
I don't want to offend, I'm just joking around.

Anyway, if she likes you, and you like her, why don't you give her a call or ask her to the movies, or ask her for homework help? I think the best advice when it comes to talking to girls is "get her alone". When a girl is not surrounded by her girlfriends, she'll have a much easier time of it. Anyway, I'm kind of repeating myself here, so check the Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend thread and, if you remember anything else that might let us help you, let us know.

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Diddy, (hmmm...sounds like a rapper name...) if you cooked for me, I'd marry you! You could even have other girlfriends if you wanted...I just need to be fed and watered....kinda like a plant.

Oh and leching is fun, and I've done my fair share (in secret! SHH! Don't tell my boyfriend!)

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Can I be one of those other girlfriends? I like food... and my boyfriend can only cook pizza. At Pizza Hut. Anyway, you could have a whole harem of Canadians, Didymus!

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Maybe we can get DarkGrapefruit in on this, too.

Canadian harems rule.

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..where can I get me some of that? I can cook.

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Hey, StrongCanada, maybe we can persuade Didymus and IJ to make us some poutine. Or, um... maple... syrup.

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OH! I got a suggestion, build her a cake!

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I think the Synod would frown on that. I like my career, so maybe I'd just have to settle for one Canadian, er, woman-type.

And don't forget, we have this nifty Recipe Section!

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Do you ever let yourself away from work didymus? The root of the problem may be that you never let youself be seen by the single ladies of whatever town you are in, if you have friends in whatever town you are in go clubbing every now and then you don't have to ignore your duitys as a minester and you don't have to keep yourself alone for all your life.

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RIP Nathan "Buz" Buzdor

First of all, I don't even know what a Duitys is. Dweetis? What the crap?

And second, were you there two weeks ago when I met Lauren at the grocery store and asked her out? Really nice girl, too. It actually felt good to get turned down by her. Or the week before when I met Bethany? Were you at Kaldi's when I asked Jenny what she was doing for St. Patty's day (and she's a really cute red-haired Irish girl, too)? Believe me, I'm not sitting down on the job over here.

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Ok, I'm spelling impaired and have been like that since I've learned to spell stuff, please excuse any spelling/gramaticial errors in any of my posts.

Way to go didymus, I'm not going to argue with you about how you go about relatioships because it feels like I would be fighting an uphill battle.

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RIP Nathan "Buz" Buzdor

Didymus you got better luck than me.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where was I when all this Christa-involving conversation was happening? Taking exams, you say? Running around campus with various vagrant vagabonds, you say? And here I thought book learnin' was supposed to make a person more WORLDLY INVOLVED. Silly me.

Listen, you lechers, the bushes outside my flat are pretty much already full to bursting with spy binoculars. I don't think they can take anymore. Honestly. Save me, save my shrubbery. And don't make Modestly Hot Girl and me poke you with a stick. You won't like us when we poke you with a stick.

Didymus, sheesh, that's all very sweet of you. You didn't disturb me, though; even I, Miss No-Shrubbery Herself, have been guilty of teasing a couple webfolk about marriage every now and again. (Heck, Frankie and I have been so's-your-old-man-so's-your-old-lady for practically five years now. Ah, the web in its youth. Ah, youth.) I'm sure you'll find yourself a very nice lady someday, if that's what you're after -- and it should be, if you're really the smart kind of snapperwhipper you make yourself out to be. You might try looking in the pasta section, as I hear most webwomen like to hide out behind the lentils every Tuesday or so. Me, I prefer the seafood aisle. It's more fresher.

Overall, methinks the women of this board have it right. Modestly Hot Girl, StrongCanada, I say we start putting all this free virtual male labor to good use. Cook for us, males! It's your HSR Board Duty!

Oh, and Chrono: Just be her friend, man. Talk with her. Laugh with her. Relax. Don't take everything so seriously -- very few things in life are, thank god.

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OMG MY WEBSITE IS YOUR MOMMA!

ok *crack* MHG and StrongCanada can you stop *crack* whipping me? *crack* I churning the butter as fast as I can *crack*

Thanks a lot Queenie .

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RIP Nathan "Buz" Buzdor

I have a question, and I know all of you can help.

There's this one girl at College that I like. She's smart, good looking, driven towards her goal, and has her own personality, not one of those fake girls. There's one thing though, she smokes (cigarettes, as far as I know of.) I mean, I have no problem with smokers, it's their decision, and I don't smoke. The thing is though I don't want to feel like I just liked an ashtray when I kiss her.

What should I do? Should I get over it? Should I tell her to quit? Any suggestions?

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First get to know her well, you know, hang out with her. Then if things get serious, just tell her you don't like kissing her after she smokes, but you don't care if she smokes and you don't kiss. If she really likes you, she won't mind not smoking if you two wanna swap spit (Ugh, bad euphimism). Something along those lines.

What's this? I leave for a day and suddenly I'm possibly in a harem? The internet is grand.

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Now, I didn't say anything would happen that the church would frown upon....unless they frown upon some good ol' home cookin'!



At this point, with my lack of culinary skills, I am taking applications from all...I just didn't know you were on the market, IJ...



Your majesty, I couldn't have said it better myself!



No whipping here, honey. I'm gentle....if MHG or Queenie-C want to handle the whippings, though, she's more than welcome!

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(in monotone slave voice) YES, MAAM!

Here's a nice yummy Turducken for you.


* Didymus may or may not have cooked an actual Turducken. More likely he didn't, since he'd need a really big oven to cook it in.

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Thanks, I might try that. I had a few classes with her last semester, and I see her every once in a while, so I guess it's time to control my fear and talk to her. If she doesn't want to quit, I can live with it, but it would be great if she did. Is there any nice way I can convince her to quit without sounding like a complete dictator?

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Ummm, how about saying "I really like it when we're together and you're not smoking"? I dunno, make it subtle. Be suave and don't lose your cool.

why don't just bring some mints.

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Okay, time to get in on this anti-smoking thing.

Hello everyone, my name is ModestlyHotGirl and I am a smoker.

*pause for gasping*

Yeah, I know. It's bad for you. Don't start when you're young (or ever) like I did. Because then you might end up being almost 25, having smoked for 10 years and addicted. The sad thing is, although I know it's unhealthy (to say the least), I have no real motivation to quit. Until I decide to have kids, probably. Then I'll have to quit and convince my boyfriend to do the same, because I refuse to raise children in a smoking household.
So, no lectures please. I know you'd all be correct, and only trying to help, but believe me when I say that I've heard it all. It's not going to change my mind this time. Addiction is a scary thing.

So this is a nice lead-in to Ramrod's problem. One factor is going to be how long she has been smoking. It's easier to break a new habit than an old one.
Second, she might resent your anti-smoking stance. Perhaps she takes a lot of flak from her friends/family, and is in the stage where she gets angry whenever she hears anti-smoking stuff. "Be gentle" is good advice.

I think your best course of action is to get to know her a little better, and see how things go from there. I know that if a guy I was potentially interested in tried to get me to quit before we were actually an "item", it'd feel like he was trying to control me, and we'd never get to the "item" stage. If my current boyfriend decided he wanted both of us to quit, I'd genuinely try. Do you see what I mean? If she is addicted to smoking, it's going to take a good reason for her to quit. And, no offence intended, but some dude is not reason enough. You'd have to build a relationship with her first, I think.

And if she doesn't want to quit? Make sure you let her know how you feel, as gently as you can. Now, I've dated a couple of non-smokers in my lifetime, and although they didn't mind my smoking, I wouldn't have been opposed to taking a quick shot of breath spray or even one of those Listerine strips before a smooch. Hopefully, if it works out for you, she won't be opposed to that either.

The important thing here is that you let her know that you like her no matter what. If you can stand to be with her as a smoker, that's big of you. But I can see how your relationship would be better if she weren't a smoker. Make sure she knows that her quitting isn't necessary for you guys to date. No girl likes to feel controlled.

So that was a bunch of rambling. Hopefully you got something out of it, Ramrod, and grood luck with your girlie.

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Thanks for the advice MHG. I occasionally joke to her about her smoking. Like I said earlier, I don't mind smokers, but just do't want to taste the ash. As for how long, I really don't know. She's not one of those two pack a day smokers, but a couple cigs a day smokers. I'm going to try my luck this week, wish me luck.

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Gasp!

Of everyone here, I'd think of you to be one of the anti smokers.

You make me ashamed.

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Hey, man, don't go all "holier-than-thou" on her. Smoking isn't a sin or something to be ashamed of, I mean, it's not exactly a good habit but it's better than being an alcoholic.

Yeah, I'm not going to try to. I mean, if she wants to smoke and not quit, I'm cool with that. But if I can get her to quit without annyoing her, all the better.

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