STAR-LECH: Quest for 3rd Base Action

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:59 am

It's kinda ironic that Didymus is teaching IJ about leching, when IJ came up with it.

TOTPD again!! :eekdance:

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:17 am

Excellent, excellent. It's very funny. I can't wait till I show up!

In other news, Lord of the Spam is up! We had some problems with two people asking to be cowriters at the same time and me not being no to either of them. I'm such a fool. So, the story is securely started. Come read it!

Although I must admit that Star-Lech is doing much better so far.

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:24 am

ramrod wrote:

It's kinda ironic that Didymus is teaching IJ about leching, when IJ came up with it.

That's not quite true. I didn't come up with it, as such..

"It was right is everyone's face, Tyler and I just made it visible. It was on the tip of everyone's tongue, Tyler and I just gave it a name."

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:25 am

InterruptorJones wrote:

ramrod wrote:

It's kinda ironic that Didymus is teaching IJ about leching, when IJ came up with it.

That's not quite true. I didn't come up with it, as such..

"It was right is everyone's face, Tyler and I just made it visible. It was on the tip of everyone's tongue, Tyler and I just gave it a name."

Ahh....ok...Who's Tyler?

Jitka · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:37 am

Ramrod wrote:

Ahh....ok...Who's Tyler?

I'm thinking the quote is from the movie/book Fight Club, starring Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden.

Do I win the prize, IJ?

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:43 am

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

Do I win the prize, IJ?

If there was a prize, you would be the winner.

But since there isn't, how 'bout you send me some money?

nigy · **Joined:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:55 pm **Posts:** 81

ill take some money....

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:30 pm

I need the money I got college to pay for.

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:05 pm

I think we're getting off topic with money...thanks Tyler!....

This is turning to be great NL and Tor. I can't wait for the update hopefully soon.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:14 pm

Can I be the Storm Troopers? Like, 50 of me wearing those suits? And can you call them Shop Troopers?

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:18 pm

Shopiom wrote:

Can I be the Storm Troopers? Like, 50 of me wearing those suits? And can you call them Shop Troopers?

Heh heh heh. That would be hilarious!

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:09 pm

I'm sick, I'll post later if I feel up to it.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:13 am

Oh, feel better soon Tor. By the way, I have a suggestion. Can you please use paragraphs when you post a part of the story, like NL does. I hate the run-on paragraphs.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:20 am

ramrod wrote:

Oh, feel better soon Tor. By the way, I have a suggestion. Can you please use paragraphs when you post a part of the story, like NL does. I hate the run-on paragraphs.

Yeah, it might help how easy one can read it, too. The entire paragraph scheme is hurting my brain.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:54 pm

Shopiom wrote:

Can I be the Storm Troopers? Like, 50 of me wearing those suits? And can you call them Shop Troopers?

Lol! That's hilarious! Alright, you're in. Shop Troopers it is!

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:25 pm

That sounds good. Shop Troopers. instead of blaster rifles they carry guns that shoot lechable photos.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:10 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

That sounds good. Shop Troopers. instead of blaster rifles they carry guns that shoot lechable photos.

But how would that hurt anyone? Pretty much everyone in Star-Lech is a lecher.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:57 pm

The Experimental Film wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

That sounds good. Shop Troopers. instead of blaster rifles they carry guns that shoot lechable photos.

But how would that hurt anyone? Pretty much everyone in Star-Lech is a lecher.

Maybe they're exploding photos. At high velocities, they might be deadly.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:34 am

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

That sounds good. Shop Troopers. instead of blaster rifles they carry guns that shoot lechable photos.

But how would that hurt anyone? Pretty much everyone in Star-Lech is a lecher.

Maybe they're exploding photos. At high velocities, they might be deadly.

"Ooh. Nice picture. Pretty ladies."
BOOOOOM!!!
"GAH! MY EYES!"

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:36 am

Maybe the photos are meant to give nasty paper cuts, or serve as a distraction.

Or perhaps the photos are...um...made of lasers, maybe?

nigy · **Joined:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:55 pm **Posts:** 81

oooh, paper cuts. yes deadly.

so being outright as shopiom was:

Am I jones's sidekick?

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:03 pm

I'm leaving today to go on vacation, so unless Tor is gonna be around, Star-Lech won't be updated for a while. At least, not until Tuesday.

Oh, and how it works is that the lechable photos distract the enemy as we run up and kick 'em in the bollocks.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:33 pm

alright alright, hold yer horses. I just started feeling up to writing today.

Didymus and Jones sleep in the cave for the night and get up bright to go to the canteen and practice leching. "You have a natural ability to lech young Jones, I would expect nothing less than the son of my partner" he pauses "But what I don't understand is who he concieved you with, your father and I were single 'till the day he died. Whould you happen to know who your mother was?" Jones looked disguested "How the heck am I supposted to know!? You may know a lot about leching but you have a lot to learn about the science of life" "I guess living as a hermet for 14 years takes a toll on that aspect of my life" Didymus says dropping the subject.

Didymus scans the crowd for a pretty young girl for Jones to practice on, he finds one sitting at a table looking sad. Didymus then hints to Jones of her exsistance and Jones goes to work; "What's a pretty young thing like you doing here looking so sad?" She says "I don't know, I was supposted to meet someone here but like the nerf herder he is he didn't show up" "That's too bad" Jones says holding back a grin "Care for a drink?" he calls over an odd looking waitor and says "Two glasses of whatever costs the most in here" the awitor laughs and says "Right away sir" Jones and the girl keep talking and when they were half done with their drinks the entire room goes silent

Didymus and Jones hear mummors or "Oh @&#* a shop trooper, what's he doing here?!" the entire room clears a path to Jones' table the shop trooper comes up to Jones' face and says "What the &#$* are you doing with my girlfriend" "Oh this is your girlfriend nerf herder? I'm sorry, can you come back in an hour so she can finish telling me about how horrible you are to her?" Jones says calmly "You'll pay for that you cur" and the shop trooper raises his blaster to Jones' head.................

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:48 pm

Good one, I gotta see tthe one that NL posts when he returns.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:29 pm

Quote:

Didymus and Jones sleep in the cave for the night and get up bright to go to the canteen and practice leching.

No. I sleep in the cave. IJ sleeps on the ground outside (his snoring keeps me awake).

Quote:

It's kinda ironic that Didymus is teaching IJ about leching, when IJ came up with it.

You've got a very valid point there, Ramrod.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:36 pm

Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:

and the shop trooper raises his blaster to Jones' head.................

DUN DUN DUN!!!

Nice cliffhanger, there.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:02 pm

Thanks for putting me in the fic, man! But I wonder what I'm gonna do with that gun...

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:38 am

If I told you......I'd have to kill you

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:50 am

That' a great bit there Tor. And thank you for paragraphs. Now my eyes don't hurt.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:51 am

Oooh! Oooh! Put me in somewheres!! Please?

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