STAR-LECH: Quest for 3rd Base Action

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:54 pm

Thank you Ramrod, and it only gets darker as we go along.

As Yoda said "Once you start down that dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:56 pm

Now when will episode V be out NL?

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:00 pm

Whenever Tor gets around to posting his part (We switch off each time. As I ended Episode IV, he has to now start V and so on and so forth). But if he's really late, I'll just post his part for him or something.

So to answer your question: in the next few days or something.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:34 pm

I'll get right down to it

Jones, Tor and Didymus meet in an undisclosed hanger near the canteen they just left. Jones is carrying Didymus and Tor is running around the hanger like a madman as if he was looking for something, Tor is patting the air like a bad mime as if he were looking for something that isn't visable to the human eye. Tor pats one place at the far end of the hanger to hear a *clang* "I thought I put 'er there!" Tor says rubbing his hand "Come on, wake your friend up and we can blow this hot dog stand!". Jones puts Didymus down and attempts to slap him awake which Didymus promptly blocks with his forearm, Didymus sits up and says "Which one of you nerf herders pistol whipped me? I was about to hit a home run with that girl at the canteen!!" "That was me" Tor said grinning "But she was about to take me to her apartment and do-" Tor and Jones interjected with "Ugh, please don't elaborate on that".

Tor lead the guys to the place where he hurt his hand and he presses a button on his belt "This is my baby" he says "The 20xD6 Sparrow".......

It would have been longer but I have to run, I'll have more later

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Whats does "Lech" mean anyway?I heard it being used alot lately

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:14 pm

extremejon09 wrote:

Whats does "Lech" mean anyway?I heard it being used alot lately

Behold TEF's Forumictionary. Or something.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:16 pm

Quote:

Coined by InterruptorJones, pretty much taken over by Naked_Lunch.

Wow, I am honored.

666th post!

StrongCanada · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:49 pm

YES!!!! I AM AWESOME!!! :sb:

Actually, I'd never do those things, but as an actress, I've always enjoyed playing the bad girl...never really gotten to, though..."she's too cute", they say, "not sophisticated-looking enough"...bah.

I can't wait for the next installments - keep up the awesome work, gang!!

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:33 pm

Jeebus christ! This site has been spazzing for the last 4-5 hours I would have had this up way way earlier. I'm sorry about this

Jones and Didymus inspect the newly visable ship while Tor just stands next to it grinning like the cat who ate the canary. "How do you like 'er?" Tor said choking back the glee in his voice "This is a top quality ship Tor" Didymus said "How'd a scruffy guy like you end up with a ship as nice as this?". There was a flash of anger reflected in Tor's eyes and he said "I won it from one of my buddies from the academy, we kept tabs on each other and ended up getting smashed togther in one of our old haunts not too long ago" "While we were sauntering home after our bender and my friend the prosperous <name here> fell over and dropped his check book, I looked at it and found out that he was rolling in credits so like any good scum bag I made him a bet in his drunken state" Tor said smiling, "This is where it gets better"

"I handed the check book back to <insert name here> and said I bet you could by a pretty sweet ship with that" He said "Yeah, I have about 5 right now" "Hows about I make you a bet, if I can stick out my tounge and touch my nose you'll give me your best ship" Jones interrupted with "You can do that? What are you a master of the black lech with snake-like powers?" Tor said "Heck no, I'll show you what I did" Tor sticks out his tounge and touches his nose with his finger "That's what go me this here ship" he said. "Wow you friend must be up there with the highest idi-" Didymus said but he couldn't finish his sentence because a voice from behind said "The gig is up! We have reports that you shot a shop trooper today, turn around with your hands up". Jones Tor and Didymus turn around to find a massive army of shop troopers with their guns pointed straight at them.................

I have openings for Lando's part and a chewie-esque part, first ones to PM me get them

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:53 pm

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

extremejon09 wrote:

Whats does "Lech" mean anyway?I heard it being used alot lately

Behold TEF's Forumictionary. Or something.

Yar. I knew that thing would come in handy.

Can I play two parts? I wanna be Chewbacca too!

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:57 am

The Experimental Film wrote:

Can I play two parts? I wanna be Chewbacca too!

Man, ambitious, aren't you? You want to be every character, don't you?

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:37 pm

ramrod wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

Can I play two parts? I wanna be Chewbacca too!

Man, ambitious, aren't you? You want to be every character, don't you?

Of course! Next I'll take over everyone in the Federation!

Eh heh heh...

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:23 pm

I need 2 people to post/PM me (not you TEF) so I can proceed with my end of the story.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:14 pm

umm... what does lech mean? am i lech? how can i be lech? is being lech good?? oi, im starting to lech all the lecables in the lech plate

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:19 pm

See this thread for all your definition questions.

I feel so helpful today. :mrgreen:

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:00 pm

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

See this thread for all your definition questions.

I feel so helpful today. :mrgreen:

I feel so happy that my thread has been put to good use.

Darn! I can't be Chewie! And I was called out in front of the class! Awww peas!

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:26 pm

Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:

I need 2 people to post/PM me (not you TEF) so I can proceed with my end of the story.

So, have you found two people to be in it?

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:10 am

nope, not even one

t0_t3h_m00n · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:50 am

If worse comes to worse and you can't find anyone, sign me up.

Jitka · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:51 am

If you don't already have a Boba Fett-style part lined up for me, I'll be Lando.

Cmarbagoi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:21 am

So when exactly is Cmarbaba the Hutt coming in? :mrgreen:

Which episode?

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:55 pm

ok, TTM is Lando. I'll be back with a story tommorrow

nigy · **Joined:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:55 pm **Posts:** 81

whoa, what's happend to this thread? nothings been happning

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 4:11 pm

It's only been a week or so. Have patience.

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 4:13 pm

Whoa, what's happening to your sig, Nigy? It's waaaaay too big.

nigy · **Joined:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:55 pm **Posts:** 81

it is? not bigger than..oh..tor sig?

but, well tor said he'd have a story tomorrow, and that was back in april, and no posts for a week......

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 4:49 pm

nigy wrote:

whoa, what's happend to this thread? nothings been happning

Well, NL said that he's got a ton o crap to do, so when he gets that all god, it's gonna be back up.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 5:56 pm

Whoa. Naked_Lunch is getting that all God? Wow. That's pretty big.

(I'm still kidding, ramrod.)

Darn. Still two more movies till I show up.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 10:34 pm

I really need to check my spelling, don't I TEF?

But hopefully he'll be cack soon and it will still be as great as ever.

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 11:23 pm

nigy wrote:

it is? not bigger than..oh..tor sig?

Tor's sig is a banner that is 100 pixels high, plus a line of text - equal to about 118 pixels total.

Yours is a banner that is 120 pixels high, plus a blank line and a line of text - equal to about 156 pixels total.

We're prepared to make small allowances, but your banner alone is too big for the standard size.

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