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It would be -[CENSOR'D!!!]- anyway. And besides, Seethroo already warned me, and he has guns.

No, no, and no.

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Sorry. I didn't realize it would be -[CENSOR'D!!!]-.

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Bang Bang!! I have guns! Bang! Eat lead, suckers!

But seriously, thanks, NL, for keeping things clean around here.

No problem. The less work mods have to do, the less chance they go insane and put curses on the users that turn them into mini-llamas.

Hmm...I never thought of that before...

'Tis what the P.O.S.T.E.R.S. are here for. Even when their fearless leader screws up.

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Man, this is getting to be great. I'm really liking this.

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I couldn't stay away, I have to post another part of the story.

Didymus roars "Boy, are you a darn fool!?" Jones snaps out of his light enduced trance "What would have happened if I were to touch it?" Jones asked. "Have you ever stuck your finger in the sun Jones?" Didymus says "Can't say I have, it would have taken it off?" Very Yes" Didymus relpys, "Now let's go test this puppy out,I havn't used it in ages". When outside Didymus lines up a tree stump and three rocks "can you throw that stump at me?" Didymus askes Jones "Sure, it might hurt to get hit by it though" Didymus just gives him and look and sneers. Jones picks up the tree stump and throws it as hard as he can at Didymus who was calmly waiting for it to arrive and *zoit* the stump slices in two. "Holy crap, how in all heck did you do that?" Jones exclaims, Didymus sits down and says "Do you remember how I told you about how your father and I got in fights because we leched on the wrong girls? This is what kept us from dying a thousand deaths, along with being a skilled master of the white lech we also have to be pretty good with this lech saber here" "Wow" Jones says, "what powers it?" Didymus gets up and syas "I'm no scientist but I think it has something to do with how in tune with your inner lech you are, now help me do this last test, get your pulse rifle" Jones then goes into the cave and fetches the rifle "Now shoot it at me" Didymus says. "Say what!?" Jones says in a sassy tone "You heard me, shoot it" so Jones figures that he has nothing to lose so he shoots at Didymus and he deflects it off his lech saber and hits one of the rocks "Now was that cool or not" Didymus yells as he turns the saber off and goes to fetch something. He comes back with another stump and hands Jones the saber "Now you try".............

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RIP Nathan "Buz" Buzdor

Ohhh, a nailbiter!

Good cliffhanger spot that one.

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Heh, heh, heh...I always wanted to be the bad girl...I've had casting directors tell me I'm too cute to play a villaness...they're always more fun to play!

Keep this up gentlemen, I'm enjoying it!

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Rawr.

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That'll be a fun and interesting scene. Don't forget I'm a NATURAL blonde!

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hm....rawr is right. very right.

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Hippos can breath fire, I swear.

Bush Sux0rz

Rawr=very yes.


I like where this story is going.

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Nigy, that's a very good idea and quite plausible consider how hot I'm going to make Kanida (This forum needs like, a lech icon or something.)
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Ramrod and Hilary walked down the far hall, leading to the Imperial Chamber of Mustachioed Awesomeness (Lunch had quite a flair for the dramatic) Ramrod knew he needed to suprise Lunch, a nigh-impossible task, if he ever hoped to regain his status. He formulated the plan in his head as Hilary looked around, her eyes absorbing everything: The men in leather suits being led into dank basements, techno music blaring; monkey screams coming from the hospital wing. But most of all she noticed the lecherous stares occasionally shooting from Ramrod's young eyes.

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

Ramrod tilted his head, "Like what?"

Hilary hmmphed and turned her head away.

"You're very pretty, y'know," Ramrod said without looking at her.

"Oh, I know. I've had men across the galaxy try to get all around the bases with me."

Ramrod was puzzled even more by this Siren, "Bases?"

Hilary sighed, "Nevermind..."

Ramrod was going to inquiry her some more, by when he looked up he was staring down the barrel of Lunch's shotgun eyes.

"My what a pretty, little thing you got there, Col. Ramrod." His eyes glittered, something Ramrod never seen them do before.

"Sir! I discovered something about the princess!" Ramrod hands were shaking in anticaption.

"Down, boy!" Hilary laughed.

Lunch slapped her across the face, "Silence, woman! Beautiful creatures such as you should be seen and not heard, lest it ruin the moment."

Hilary was stunned, "Why you scruffy nerf herder! How dare you strike a lady of su-"

Lunch had enough, he hit her again, this time she went flying back and slammed right into a computer console. Blood ran down her nose. Lunch sighed and rolled his eyes, "Poor thing. I hate having to do that, but you gotta keep those floozies in line."

Ramrod could only just stare at Lunch, and then back again at the princess and wonder who in the world this man could have loved...
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Wow.....so graphic..so cool. You're doing some nice writting there NL.

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Gah! I'm bleeding, and apparently a floozy, but I love it!
Thanks for the Nerf Herder line. Great band, too.

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NL didn't your momma ever teach you never hit a girl. Great job. keep it up i am waiting for the next one.

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I'm glad that I'm leching over Hilary. Nice choice.

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Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it, though. A rogue swarm of bees might come out of your hair and attack me.

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That's if the birds haven't finished building their nest.

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AHH BEES! I think they built a nest in his hair.

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Bees build hives, birds build nest. Either way I'm going to have to evict them outta there.

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And either way it's going to hurt. Ouch!

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Sorry my next post is taking so long guys. It'll be done by tommorrow due to mounting schoolwork and the fact that it's a big 'un.

It's ok. Take your time. We're liking your work.

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It's going to be tough to beat Lunch's last posts.....

"you are kidding me right?" Jones says disbelievingly "You have known me for what?...a day, have I ever made a joke?" Jones feels owned and takes the saber from Didymus. Jones pushes the "ON" button on the saber a couple of times before he says "I think it's busted" Didymus then comes next to Jones and instead of looking at the saber smackes Jones upside the head "A lech saber is not powered by anything, you have to power it yourself". "How am I supposted to do that?" Jones says rubbing his head "Think of the prettiest girl you've ever seen, now think of what you would do if you were able to lech on her" Jones then closes his eyes and thinks, after a second or two he fixes the crotch of his pants and presses the on button once again and a glorious beam of light "Good" Didymus yells "Now just pretend that you are playing sand-ball and hit this log!". With that Didiymus throws the log and asks if Jones has any bacta in his pack at the same time "I don't think so" Jones says and takes his eyes off the log for a second, he then sees that he's going to be hit by the log at any second and closes his eyes and takes a stab at it. The next thing he hears is Didymus cracking up and he opens his eyes to find that instead of slicing the log in two he's impailed it on the saber. "I think that's enough for today" Didymus says still choking back laughter and shepards Jones into his cave..........

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RIP Nathan "Buz" Buzdor

Didymus instructing IJ on the ways of Leching, BRILLANT!

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heh, we now know what lechsabers are powered by

and, we also know where ramrod finds out about the bases. does lunch already know of the bases?

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Hippos can breath fire, I swear.

Bush Sux0rz