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Anyone got a special party trick???

Personally, I can touch my nose with my tounge. That's about it.

But yesterday I saw the grunniest (most gross and funny) thing I think I have ever seen....

Anyone who is faint of the heart, butt and stomach should change topics....

As a kick of to our staff meeting (of all things), one of our bartenders took a condom, snorted it all the way up one nostril and pulled it back out of his mouth.

I don't wanna even know how he discovered his 'hidden talent'.

Anyone else wanna amaze us??

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Seriously....

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

That... is disgusting.

Me, I have some tricks. I can blow air out of the corner of my eye, and I can shoot a stream of saliva out of the glands beneath my tongue that (the stream has been known to travel over 3 feet if I'm eating something sour).

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-Kate

Very, very seriously! One of the girls watching looked physically ill. And I think I heard some dry retching...

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I can make small objects appear in my mouth. So long as theyre in my nose first. And I can uhhh...touvh my uvula without hurling...

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

If it's all guys and it's a sleepover party, I'll tell them that I'll sleep in the nude without a blanket if they can't come up with a decent trick.

They're bound to come up with something.

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I can stick either arm around the back of my head, then reach around under my chin and grab the ear on the same side as the arm. No, not my left ear with my right arm, I mean my right ear with my right arm. If you don't know what I mean, or why it amazes/disgusts people, try it yourself and see if you get further than your chin. =P

I can do that. That's easy.

I can also cross my eyes. But that's about it.

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Finally, I find someone who can also do it. Other than you, I know not a single person who can also perform that trick.

I dont really have any special, but my friend can kinda burp on Q.

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Sigs are for n00bs

I can wiggle my ears. And I can do the Vulcan finger salute thing.

My sister can curl her tongue, which is something I've never been able to do.

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

Many, many people can do that. My sister can.

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sorry, i meant he can barf on Q.

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Sigs are for n00bs

That is very disgusting. How did he even find that out?

"Hey! I think I'll see if I can barf now! AAAAAARRRRGGGGLLLBLLBLBBLLL!!! I guess so!"

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

So, I say to your friend, "Hey! You! Puke!" S/he'll start vomiting? That's pretty impressive.

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Well, he will start gaging alot and if he has food in his stomach he will vomit.

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Sigs are for n00bs

What, pressing Control + Alt + Delete?

I can do that three-leaf clover thing with my tongue. I grosses out/amazes people at the same time.

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I can wiggle my ears. Both at the same time, one at a time, rotation, ect...I can also pop my wrist just by moving it. But I think that's a medical problem.

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you can also fart and clear a room. Me, the only party trick is to get drunk and drive home safely.

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First off, that's not me, that's Andrew. Second off, the other thing is something that you really shouldn't be proud of.

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It happened once it is not gonna happen again.

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Please don't. I've lost one friend, I don't want to lose another.

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That's called bulimia, and your friend needs help.

And I think you mean "cue".

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Tounge curling is heriditary. If both parents can do it, you probably can too! Unless it skipped a generation....

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I can do some pretty good imitatons.

Like this:

(bad Aussie accent) CRIKEY! 'ave a look at THIS LITTLE BEAUTY! This Snake is so deadly, if 'e even looks at me funny, I'm dead 20 times ova! BUT LOOK AT ME! I'M PLAYING WITH 'IM BY THE TAIL! AM I A CRAZY BLOKE OR WHAT?! Crocodiles: very dangerous animals! Why once a crocodile bit my 'ead clean off! I 'ad to reach in 'is mouth, pull it out of 'is stomach, and pop it back on me shouldas! Luckily, there was nothin vital there to be 'urt!

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Steve Irwin gives a bad impression of Australia to other countries...

I can curl my tongue into a few different shapes: the regular u-shape, kind of a bowl-shape, and the 3-leaf-clover thing.
I used to be able to put my foot over my head, but that was many french fries ago.
And I do this face that my sister and boyfriend call a Muppet Face. Like I make a frown that is actually shaped like a frown, so it looks like Beaker's mouth. And I can stick my fist in my mouth. I have a big mouth. Like, Steven Tyler big. It's almost scary.

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I like to do impersonations. Of a lot of things really, ranging from famous people, to H*R characters, to even impersonation my friends. Anything to get a laugh.

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Try an impersonate me.

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