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 Post subject: WHO LIKES FUNNY POEMS?!?!?!?!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:22 am 
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Ok ok ok ok
my favourite funny poem is
DO the stuff that buys the beer
RE the guy that sells the beer
ME the guy that drinks the beer
FA a long way to get beer
SO I'll have another beer
LA I'll have another beer
TI no thanks I'm drinking beer
and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER
who can top me?

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Elections are coming up again, so...

A young man from Florida named Chad
Was a happy and scrappy young lad
But there was the conception
He fixed an election
And now you know why they hanged Chad.


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Obliviously On He Sails: The Bush Administration in Rhyme

Great stuff.

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I once wrote a peom. It wasn't funny, but then someone took it, and made fun of it by changing the words so that there was a goblin eating snot in it. I never wrote another peom again.

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How coincidental. I just sent a poetry e-mail to Strong Bad. Lemme go find it...

Dear Strong Bad,

Here is a poem, from me, to you:

If I had a million cold ones, I would give them all away
If only for a glimpse of your handsomeful face.
And, if they happened to be x-tra cold,
I may or may not do the same.

So, what do you think? It really spoke to me. I'd love to hear you opinion and any poetry you may have written.

Sincerely,
Krissy

As you can see, I'm not terribly gifted in the poetry department...

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Ok, so I wrote this poem to make fun of someone who wrote a poem about how awesome he was, and the opening two lines rhymed "hand" with "hand." I put an asterisk by all my favorite rhymes. I cried while I wrote it. It is so sad...

A Poem Of Hidden Talent

I am so freaking awesome
Because there are things at which I am awesome*
There are many things that I do well
for example, I can get water from a well*
I have an incredible gift for accomplishing this
I get water, yes, I can really do this*
Nobody in the whole entire world can even get close
to how much water I can draw before the day's close*
I just wish I could share this gift more
But no one will dig me a well, there are no more*
I'm torn up inside as I sit on my bathroom sink
and dream of how my bucket into the water would sink*
If I had the chance, I could be the Michael Jordan
of water-drawers, why, I could flood the River Jordan*
with all the water that I from the well could draw
As sketch artists would stand and watch and draw*
My remarkable feats with well, bucket and rope
but as for now, I have none of those except rope*
I hope my day will soon come to me
That would bring so much joy to you and to me*

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They all have asterisks!

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Well, I don't pick favorites easily.

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I found this thread, and I thought I ought to post my favorite funny poems:

Once I met a man who never said his prayers,
So I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down the stairs

and

Goosey goosey gander,
Wither shall I wonder,
Up the stairs and down the stairs,
Into my lady's chamber.

The first one makes me laugh for obvious reasons, the second one because gander, wander, and chamber don't really rhyme.


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Utard wrote:
Once I met a man who never said his prayers,
So I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down the stairs


I don't find it that funny. Reminds me too much of religious intolerance. :P

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Little Jonny took a drink
But he shall drink no more.
For what he thoguht was H20
Was H2SO4.

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Has any heard of JACK PRELUTSKY? That guy's funny poems are really good.

I was walking in a circle when I spied a piece of paper covered with a pretty picture colored yellow, green, and red. When I picked up I noticed that it also had some writing and I thought that I should read it; this is what the writing said: I was walking in a circle when I spied a piece of paper covered with a pretty picture colored yellow, green, and red. When I picked up I noticed that it also had some writing and I thought that I should read it; this is what the writing said: I was walking in a circle...

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SEAN'D! wrote:
DO the stuff that buys the beer
RE the guy that sells the beer
ME the guy that drinks the beer
FA a long way to get beer
SO I'll have another beer
LA I'll have another beer
TI no thanks I'm drinking beer
and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER


Well, that's not really a poem, but it's funny!

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Shopiom wrote:
SEAN'D! wrote:
DO the stuff that buys the beer
RE the guy that sells the beer
ME the guy that drinks the beer
FA a long way to get beer
SO I'll have another beer
LA I'll have another beer
TI no thanks I'm drinking beer
and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER


Well, that's not really a poem, but it's funny!


It's from Simpson's, which automatically makes it awexome!

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furrykef wrote:
Utard wrote:
Once I met a man who never said his prayers,
So I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down the stairs


I don't find it that funny. Reminds me too much of religious intolerance. :P



Well, it's better than a non-poem about beer from the Simpsons, *retch retch retch*


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No it's not. :mrgreen:


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Here's an original limerick.

There once was a beaver named Marty,
whose choice of tree-chewing was arty.
But he choked on an oak,
and was served as a joke,
at the annual Save-a-Tree party.

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 Post subject: Re: WHO LIKES FUNNY POEMS?!?!?!?!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:08 am 
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SEAN'D! wrote:
Ok ok ok ok
my favourite funny poem is
DO the stuff that buys the beer
RE the guy that sells the beer
ME the guy that drinks the beer
FA a long way to get beer
SO I'll have another beer
LA I'll have another beer
TI no thanks I'm drinking beer
and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER
who can top me?


You got that from Homer Simpson, right?


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Little Jonny took a drink
But he shall drink no more.
For what he thoguht was H20
Was H2SO4.


aaaggghhhh, chemistry!!! aaaaggghhhh *chokes on pretsel*

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teh breadtanglez0r wrote:
Little Jonny took a drink
But he shall drink no more.
For what he thoguht was H20
Was H2SO4.


I love this one. Ahhh, sulfuric acid... Always good for a laugh.


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Douglas wrote:
teh breadtanglez0r wrote:
Little Jonny took a drink
But he shall drink no more.
For what he thoguht was H20
Was H2SO4.


I love this one. Ahhh, sulfuric acid... Always good for a laugh.


Guess I should've paid attention last semester...

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