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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:22 am ] |
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Ok ok ok ok my favourite funny poem is DO the stuff that buys the beer RE the guy that sells the beer ME the guy that drinks the beer FA a long way to get beer SO I'll have another beer LA I'll have another beer TI no thanks I'm drinking beer and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER who can top me? |
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| Author: | furrykef [ Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:19 am ] |
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Elections are coming up again, so... A young man from Florida named Chad Was a happy and scrappy young lad But there was the conception He fixed an election And now you know why they hanged Chad. |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:34 pm ] |
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Obliviously On He Sails: The Bush Administration in Rhyme Great stuff. |
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| Author: | Master [ Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:16 pm ] |
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I once wrote a peom. It wasn't funny, but then someone took it, and made fun of it by changing the words so that there was a goblin eating snot in it. I never wrote another peom again. |
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| Author: | Krissy [ Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:50 pm ] |
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How coincidental. I just sent a poetry e-mail to Strong Bad. Lemme go find it... Dear Strong Bad, Here is a poem, from me, to you: If I had a million cold ones, I would give them all away If only for a glimpse of your handsomeful face. And, if they happened to be x-tra cold, I may or may not do the same. So, what do you think? It really spoke to me. I'd love to hear you opinion and any poetry you may have written. Sincerely, Krissy As you can see, I'm not terribly gifted in the poetry department... |
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| Author: | slowbie [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:54 am ] |
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Ok, so I wrote this poem to make fun of someone who wrote a poem about how awesome he was, and the opening two lines rhymed "hand" with "hand." I put an asterisk by all my favorite rhymes. I cried while I wrote it. It is so sad... A Poem Of Hidden Talent I am so freaking awesome Because there are things at which I am awesome* There are many things that I do well for example, I can get water from a well* I have an incredible gift for accomplishing this I get water, yes, I can really do this* Nobody in the whole entire world can even get close to how much water I can draw before the day's close* I just wish I could share this gift more But no one will dig me a well, there are no more* I'm torn up inside as I sit on my bathroom sink and dream of how my bucket into the water would sink* If I had the chance, I could be the Michael Jordan of water-drawers, why, I could flood the River Jordan* with all the water that I from the well could draw As sketch artists would stand and watch and draw* My remarkable feats with well, bucket and rope but as for now, I have none of those except rope* I hope my day will soon come to me That would bring so much joy to you and to me* |
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| Author: | ed 'lim' smilde [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:31 pm ] |
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They all have asterisks! |
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| Author: | slowbie [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:20 pm ] |
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Well, I don't pick favorites easily. |
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| Author: | Utard [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:14 am ] |
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I found this thread, and I thought I ought to post my favorite funny poems: Once I met a man who never said his prayers, So I took him by the left leg, And threw him down the stairs and Goosey goosey gander, Wither shall I wonder, Up the stairs and down the stairs, Into my lady's chamber. The first one makes me laugh for obvious reasons, the second one because gander, wander, and chamber don't really rhyme. |
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| Author: | furrykef [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:33 am ] |
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Utard wrote: Once I met a man who never said his prayers,
So I took him by the left leg, And threw him down the stairs I don't find it that funny. Reminds me too much of religious intolerance. 
- Kef |
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| Author: | breadtangle o' pizza [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:56 am ] |
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Little Jonny took a drink But he shall drink no more. For what he thoguht was H20 Was H2SO4. |
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| Author: | Bonkava [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:49 pm ] |
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Has any heard of JACK PRELUTSKY? That guy's funny poems are really good. I was walking in a circle when I spied a piece of paper covered with a pretty picture colored yellow, green, and red. When I picked up I noticed that it also had some writing and I thought that I should read it; this is what the writing said: I was walking in a circle when I spied a piece of paper covered with a pretty picture colored yellow, green, and red. When I picked up I noticed that it also had some writing and I thought that I should read it; this is what the writing said: I was walking in a circle... |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:33 pm ] |
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SEAN'D! wrote: DO the stuff that buys the beer
RE the guy that sells the beer ME the guy that drinks the beer FA a long way to get beer SO I'll have another beer LA I'll have another beer TI no thanks I'm drinking beer and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER Well, that's not really a poem, but it's funny! |
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| Author: | StrongCanada [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:39 pm ] |
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Shopiom wrote: SEAN'D! wrote: DO the stuff that buys the beer RE the guy that sells the beer ME the guy that drinks the beer FA a long way to get beer SO I'll have another beer LA I'll have another beer TI no thanks I'm drinking beer and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER Well, that's not really a poem, but it's funny! It's from Simpson's, which automatically makes it awexome! |
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| Author: | Utard [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:41 pm ] |
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furrykef wrote: Utard wrote: Once I met a man who never said his prayers, So I took him by the left leg, And threw him down the stairs I don't find it that funny. Reminds me too much of religious intolerance. Well, it's better than a non-poem about beer from the Simpsons, *retch retch retch* |
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| Author: | furrykef [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:45 pm ] |
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No it's not. 
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| Author: | ::Edgarware:: [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:51 pm ] |
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Here's an original limerick. There once was a beaver named Marty, whose choice of tree-chewing was arty. But he choked on an oak, and was served as a joke, at the annual Save-a-Tree party. |
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| Author: | Crashomestar [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: WHO LIKES FUNNY POEMS?!?!?!?! |
SEAN'D! wrote: Ok ok ok ok
my favourite funny poem is DO the stuff that buys the beer RE the guy that sells the beer ME the guy that drinks the beer FA a long way to get beer SO I'll have another beer LA I'll have another beer TI no thanks I'm drinking beer and that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER who can top me? You got that from Homer Simpson, right? |
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| Author: | Stinko girl 20x6 [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:11 pm ] |
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breadtangle wrote: Little Jonny took a drink
But he shall drink no more. For what he thoguht was H20 Was H2SO4. aaaggghhhh, chemistry!!! aaaaggghhhh *chokes on pretsel* |
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| Author: | Douglas [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:14 pm ] |
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teh breadtanglez0r wrote: Little Jonny took a drink
But he shall drink no more. For what he thoguht was H20 Was H2SO4. I love this one. Ahhh, sulfuric acid... Always good for a laugh. |
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| Author: | Cmarbagoi [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:58 pm ] |
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Douglas wrote: teh breadtanglez0r wrote: Little Jonny took a drink But he shall drink no more. For what he thoguht was H20 Was H2SO4. I love this one. Ahhh, sulfuric acid... Always good for a laugh. Guess I should've paid attention last semester... |
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