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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:31 pm 
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Okay, everyone. I've decided to start holding "Office Experiments."

I'm seeing how long it'll take for my coworkers in the immediate area to go insane.

Experiment number one: I'm letting BadgerBadgerBadger loop eternally.

We'll see just how long anyone can stand that, even me!


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Alas, I am at home and not in a public place...You need to find a file of someone screaming. That should make people argle-bargel a lot.

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The point is not to do anything that'll blatantly bother people. I just have it playing quietly from my computer.

So far I want to rip my eyelids off.


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You could try one of these:

While the mark is away from his office or cubicle, cover the holes on the telephone ear piece neatly with scotch tape. When they return to their desk call them over and over. You'll be surprised at how efficiently the tape will block out sound. Another popular phone prank is to tape down the button under the receiver. Now call repeatedly and the phone will not stop ringing even when the victim picks up the receiver. Try this prank from a neighboring office or cubicle and keep yelling at the victim: "Answer your #@?!&^ phone!!!"

EDIT: After reading your last post, you probably won't want to do these.


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Just so everyone knows what is happening in the Office, Agentseethroo is now being throttled by several Government employees. I'm not going to help him, because he never paid me back for all the sippy cups I bought him

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AgentSeethroo wrote:
The point is not to do anything that'll blatantly bother people. I just have it playing quietly from my computer.

So far I want to rip my eyelids off.


This reminds me of this video -- this guy listened to nothing but "Dancing Queen" for five hours while driving to Chicago. The video is pretty funny.

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ROLF.

Man that was funny, especially because I hate that song.

Bytheway, what's BadgerBadgerBadger?

Edit: Likelike? How come you only say, "Nobody likes ed?" That's all you have said. Weirdo.


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AgentSeethroo wrote:
The point is not to do anything that'll blatantly bother people. I just have it playing quietly from my computer.

So far I want to rip my eyelids off.


This reminds me of this video -- this guy listened to nothing but "Dancing Queen" for five hours while driving to Chicago. The video is pretty funny.
Dancing Queen? I would go crazy just hearing it once, nontheless for five hours.

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Wierd. The BBB has been playing for so long that the sound is BADLY out of sync with the video.

Either that, or my brain has slowed down and isn't processing things quickly enough.

I need to do some simple cognative skills tests to see what effects the Badgers have on me.


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The badgers are melting your brain. Stop now before it's too late!

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AgentSeethroo wrote:
Wierd. The BBB has been playing for so long that the sound is BADLY out of sync with the video.

Either that, or my brain has slowed down and isn't processing things quickly enough.
It's the brain inaction. You must uit this experiment, befor it impares your ability to make some of the funniest quotes ever.

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Imma try to make it to lunch.

Although I worry that by the time lunch gets here, I will have forgotten how to eat...

AH, SNAKE, AH, SNAKE!!!


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I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but I have detected a subliminal message that basically says Every time this song cycles you will drop one IQ point. Agentseethroo is experiencing the subliminal equivalent of a lobotomy

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Although I worry that by the time lunch gets here, I will have forgotten how to eat...


Either that, or you'll just be craving a pizza with extra MUSHROOMS, MUSHROOMS!

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Utard wrote:
Bytheway, what's BadgerBadgerBadger?


Wikipedia knows.

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Or he will just see a viciousBadger around every corner. Badgers that hunger for Seethroo flesh.

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AgentSeethroo wrote:
Wierd. The BBB has been playing for so long that the sound is BADLY out of sync with the video.


Wikipedia wrote:
The audio doesn't match up exactly with the visuals. This becomes plainly discernible after 30 minutes of continuous playing. At this point, the audio is at the twelfth "badger" in the first line while the visuals show the mushroom. Over the next few hours, the visuals continue to play faster than the audio, achieving maximum separation at 4 hours 12 minutes. Thereafter the gap begins to close, and becomes synchronized again at about 8 hours 30 minutes. This process continues cyclically.


Wikipedia really does know everything


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The audio doesn't match up exactly with the visuals. This becomes plainly discernible after 30 minutes of continuous playing. At this point, the audio is at the twelfth "badger" in the first line while the visuals show the mushroom. Over the next few hours, the visuals continue to play faster than the audio, achieving maximum separation at 4 hours 12 minutes. Thereafter the gap begins to close, and becomes synchronized again at about 8 hours 30 minutes. This process continues cyclically.


Wikipedia really does know everything
Cool, but who in their right mind would want to watch BBB for hours on end. I would go crazy.

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Yeah, well...something wierd happened..

The sound just died suddenly.

Then I restarted the file, so no big deal.

By the way, I freaking hate badgers(exclamation point)


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Cool, but who in their right mind would want to watch BBB for hours on end. I would go crazy.


This is the sort of "research" that only could have happened at a LAN party.

Like the time we turned on the "perfect balance" cheat in THPS3 and did a grind on one of the round luggage carousels in the airport level just to see if it would go on forever. We weren't watching whenever it rolled over, but when we finished a few hours later we had a negative-several-million-something score.

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Cool, but who in their right mind would want to watch BBB for hours on end. I would go crazy.


This is the sort of "research" that only could have happened at a LAN party.

Like the time we turned on the "perfect balance" cheat in THPS3 and did a grind on one of the round luggage carousels in the airport level just to see if it would go on forever. We weren't watching whenever it rolled over, but when we finished a few hours later we had a negative-several-million-something score.


Wow. I did that very thing. This is creepy.


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Ok, I'm going to try to see how long I can last listening to it... My sister is already pulling my hair.


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Seethroo's log, stardate candybars.

This has been playing for two hours now, and I can't wait until lunch.

All in all, I'm in a pissy mood.

You got a problem with that??!


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Next experiments: taping two fingers together, and not using the backspace button on the compy. That or listening to "Sponge Monkeys" till you crap in you pants.

The badger thing doesn't bother me that much, I think I'll last the longest.


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Ok, I'm going to try to see how long I can last listening to it... My sister is already pulling my hair.
Maybe that's a singto stop, before she pounds you over the head with a frying pan.

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with a frying head.


Ow, that's the worst.

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with a frying head.


Ow, that's the worst.
Ok, now I'm waiting for TEF to come by and talk about my grammar......he'll come eventually. But I guess you'll have to do for now IJ.

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I had to quit it. My teacher called and talked to me about my state testing scores... WHoopEE! Did I score high!


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Or he will just see a viciousBadger around every corner. Badgers that hunger for Seethroo flesh.

Well, according to What Badgers Eat Dot Com, Seethroo should be safe.
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Badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots . In a pinch, badgers have been known to eat woodpeckers.

I don't think Seethroo is any of those. The mod, who leads a double life as the Luchador "El AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBLO!!!", is probably not going to face a mauling at the hands of a horde of badgers, his co-workers, on the other hand, are a completely different story.

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The mod, who leads a double life as the Luchador "El AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBLO!!!"...


Woah. That's gotta be the funniest thing ever!

Too bad I can't make that my rank...it's too long.

Well, I knocked it off after 2.5 hours.
Around the end there, I was starting to forget my own name...wierd.

What's the next experiment, my loyal lackies?


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