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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "Strong Bad, KoT" preview |
This summer, one of my goals is to complete a parody of "Macbeth" called "Strong Bad, KoT". I've already written one scene, a parody of the "Out damned spot!" scene from Act V. Crap is the blood, Bubs is the Doctor, Coach Z the Old Man, & Strong Sad is Lady Macbeth. Take a wild guess who Macbeth is. In the story, SB & SS plot to "shovel" the KoT, but they use The Poopsmith's one. The plot basically unravels like "Macbeth". Strong Sad goes nuts from the guilt, SB gets mad for power & shovels his best friend, Homsar is all 3 witches, and more! Stay tuned... (Scene: Bubs’ Conces5ion Stand. BUBS is behind the counter; COACH Z is in front.) BUBS: I think it’s your lawnmower. COACH Z: I think it’s the oven. (STRONG SAD enters stage L. He looks desperate.) STRONG SAD: Hey, Bubs! You got any bottles of water? I’ve got this piece of crap on my hand that I can’t wash off. (Close-up on Strong Sad’s hand. It’s clean.) BUBS: Looks clean to me! STRONG SAD: No, really, there’s a HUGE piece of crap on it! (Close-up on Strong Sad’s hand again. It’s still clean.) COACH Z: I don’t see nothin’ either. BUBS: Why do you need bottles of water, anyway? STRONG SAD: Strong Bad didn’t pay the water bill again. (Cut to STRONG BAD with a big container of Durkshire House’s Fine Crown Polish, polishing his crown.) STRONG BAD: Yeah, that’s the stuff. Nice n’ shiny, my little golden éclair! (Cut back.) STRONG SAD: Apparently, crown polish is really expensive. The guy goes through it like a bag of Cheez Thing-a-Ma-Bobbers! (Cut to STRONG BAD eating a big orange bag of Cheez Thing-a-Ma-Bobbers.) STRONG BAD: Ah, nothing like Cheez Thing-a-Ma-Bobbers on the throne! (Cut back.) STRONG SAD: So can I have some bottled water or not? BUBS: Sorry, Strong Sad. All’s I got is Gatorade. 27 bottles. STRONG SAD: I’ll take ‘em all! (puts a load of cash on the counter.) Keep the change. (Starts opening the Gatorade bottles & pouring Gatorade on his hand.) COACH Z: Wha-wha-what are ya doin’? You’re wastin’ precious carbohydrates and electrolytes! STRONG SAD: Forget your electrolytes! I’ve got crap on my hand! BUBS: (to COACH Z) I think he’s going crazy. COACH Z: Maybe his, uh, blog’s broken. STRONG SAD: Darn it! I’m out of Gatorade and there’s STILL crap on my hand! COACH Z: I got some Listerine! (Takes a bottle of Listerine & pours it on STRONG SAD’s hand.) STRONG SAD: OOOWWW! It burns! COACH Z: (Thumbs-up.) That means it’s workin’! STRONG SAD: No, it's not! (Pulls his hand away.) I'll just wait for a rainstorm. (Exits stage L.) (BUBS & COACH Z stare at STRONG SAD for a few seconds.) BUBS: I still think it's your lawnmower. COACH Z: I'm tellin' ya, it's the oven! Scene |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:34 pm ] |
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Not bad, but I don't think Strong Sad would say "crap" like that so many times. He would probably just say blood...or...whatever's on Lady Macbeth's hands(I forgot). |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "Strong Bad, KoT" preview |
IantheGecko wrote: I've already written one scene, a parody of the "Out (beep) spot!" scene from Act V. Bubs is the Doctor, Coach Z the Old Man, & Strong Sad is Lady Macbeth. Take a wild guess who Macbeth is.
Please don't cuss. |
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| Author: | Tompkins [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:12 pm ] |
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not bad. But what's with the crap? |
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| Author: | ModestlyHotGirl [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:57 pm ] |
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Color Printer wrote: Please don't cuss.
When it's quoting Shakespeare, I don't think it's a huge deal. Many of you will read Macbeth in high school anyway. |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:15 am ] |
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Wow, pretty good. I last read Macbeth a real real long time ago. Not my favourite Shakespeare though. I quite liked Hamlet |
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