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Crap. I'm wrong about it being un-mentioned,, too. Eh, Superman 64 still is really crappy.

NOT AS CRAPPY AS THE TOPTD@!!!!

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That trucker thing isn't even a game. It shouldn't count. It's like rating a painting as the worst TV show ever.

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I remeber that game! You can drive through houses and almost everything else. POORLY MADE! 0/10

And By the way, look at these videos. The first one made me roll all over the floor laughing.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigr ... media.html

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That's so freakin' funny!
But is this music from the game?

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

I played this game once called: The Great Escape.
That game was so horrible, the graphics, the controls, everything!

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You mean the whole "Driving Trucks" games? Yeah, those really suck.

A bad game? Yoshi's Touch and Go. I know, I know. I love Yoshi and all, but MAN. That game needed some plot. And bad.

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He means Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Read up a few posts for the link to that monstrosity. If you want funny with that, watch the video review.

I actually enjoyed Yoshi Touch and Go. It was incredibly fun and I played it for days straight. I especially love the winning icons at the end, so...many...icons...to...choose...from!

You are right about needing a plot. That would've been a perfect game, in my opinion, then. It should've been Yoshi's Island 2 with a ton of new stuff.

EDIT- Grammar

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X-Play feature: Games You Should Never Buy.

Big rigs!

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I wish we had a laughing emoticon right now. All this stuff about Big Rigs is funny. I also laughed out loud to the Barbie Horse Adventure thing on the site. I actually never saw the X-Play Bad Games special. I did see a Cinematech of bad games, though. That Atari ET game opening scared me what with the slow music and jagged edges of a half smiling ET. I need to watch G4, more. (ha ha, a rhyme)

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A terrible game is NHL 99 for N64. The PC version is awesome, but the n64 one is really, really quiet, and the announcer is really, really weird. And Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine. The story was alright, the controls and his movements were a little exaggerated but fine, but the fighting system is terrible. Unlike the movies, the only weapons that you can use without dying in 5 seconds are guns. Your fists are completely useless.

Oh yeah, there's a boulder chasing Indy in EVERY FREAKIN LEVEL.

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Another great pc game made into a sucky console game is Starcraft 64 for the N64. The PC game was amazing, and cut of the edge, but the N64 version, which came out a few years later was really aweful. No longer 'cut of the edge', this game must have lost appeal to those who already owned it on the computer. I feel sorry for those who did buy it though. I had the misfortune of playing it once, and I'm sorry I did. First thing you notice, is the awful graphics. They're just about the same as the PC eddition, but much worse in quality. If the graphics don't scare you off, the game's controlls will. Using only the A B and C buttons to preform all the tasks of a full menu and mouse is quite a difficult task. The only reedeming quality about the game is that the game comes with the Brood War expansion, so you don't have to waste anymore of your money.

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Superman for Nintendo 64. That game was so glitchy and the controls were next to impossible. It would've been a decent game had they fixed those two major flaws.

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I'm suprized no one mentioned shaq-fu yet. Talk about horrible!

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Who's idea was that??? What could have possibly motivated someone to make a serious fighting game with Shaq? That game gave me nightmares.

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Shaq fu??? That sounds almost as bad as space jam.

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It's worst than that micheal jordan windy city game!

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I surprised no one has mention Halo. I mean, it's an overhyped turd-a-thon.TERRIBLE A.I, unoriginal and predictable plot, The worst part is the level design: the designers obviously got lazy, escicillay in the library level. They use the same room over and over again! And you actully play though the exact same area twice, the only difference is that you play it backward. And there obviously trying to make the covenent be a terrifying enemy force, but how scared can you be on high pitched voiced midgets? And the flood should change there name to "Generic zombies"

EDIT: *Readys flame sheild*

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*stab* Halo is t3h awexome. Almost as awexome af Final Fantasy. What I hate is: Scooby Doo Games.

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Whatever comes next

I hate all the crappy games that are made from TV shows or movies. Some of them are good, but most are exactly the same with different characters.

People who think Halo is a good game doesent know what a good game is. Go play a good game like Half life 2, Metroid Prime, or System Shock2. (you halo fanboys can play this soon on ur xbox, prepare to have a GOOD game on your system).

Oh, yes, and I forgot to mention multiplayer. It's meh, at best. Just unorganized shooting, and I have to say that I have never met more flaming people then Halo fanboys. After every round they yell at everyone bout how much they suck and stuff. Idiots.

And people who say stuff like "Well, Half life has better single player, but Halo has better Multiplayer". BUZZ. WRONG. The deathmatch is awesome and has a great weapon variety, and a little known mod for it, Counter-strike souce, is the best FPS multiplayer ever, period.

EDIT: And final fantasy is kinda boring, ATB systems are crap. Over-hyped games, once again.

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Like I say to many people who are like this, that's your opinion. Lemme see here, I like Halo, but I also like, OMG, Metroid Prime. I also like Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Animal Crossing, and other not really recognized games(Mischief Makers, Silicon Valley, Slamscape). Just because you don't like a certain game doesn't mean that others hate it as well. The same people who like Halo may very well like Half-Life 2, Metroid Prime, and System Shock2.

That's my ramblings for today. Carry on .

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Sigh. I guess i'm KINDA a hypocrite, I hate people who complain about how much games suck. But then again, i'm kinda not. I actully play the game before complaining. Whereas most people (Most people being playstaion fanboys) Just bash them based on what systems there on or simply by it's graphics, Without trying it first.

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I know, I hate those types of people. That's why I don't listen to mindless fanboys while getting a game(I'M NOT A FANBOY, JUST A FAN ), I listen to IGN and Gamespot along with a few message boards before I get my opinion to buy a game first. I sometimes break that rule, though with a cool game. The day when an EbGames employee tells me to not buy a certain game because it has Nintendo on it is the day I poke their eyes out with a stylus(I wouldn't really, but still, you get the point).

EDIT- TOASTPAINT

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You obviously have never played anything online. Ever. Because almost everyone is like that. Especially in Warcraft III and Starcraft. If you attack someone, it automatically makes you a loser. 'Cause trying to win is so totally NOT ALLOWED. Yeah, sorry. I hate people on internet games.

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Toastpaint

I wonder witch is worst, Big Rigs, or E.T? I think E.T was worst. It was made in five weeks!

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yeah, but some of my best friends can play leisure suit larry, GTA SAn Andreas, and i know some (these people arent my friends) who bring PORN (!!!) to a friggen elementary school. well, that was last yeah seeing as im in 7th now but yeah.you get the point. their parents really dont care. i agree with you that we want to get these games REALLY friggen bad, but it really dosent make sense how parents just dont care....back on subject,
Delta Force: Black Hawk Down for consoles. this game came out 3 years ago on PC and they didnt update the graphics ONE BIT. suck.total suck.

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And you think they actually do that with their parents' permission? They're not even legally allowed to see it. Most people I know like that sneak it out of the house without their parents knowing.

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Anyway, I have another crappy game to add to that list, Tonic Trouble. Sure, it's fun sometimes, but it get's really repetitive since I don't have an N64 memory card thing.

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Heck, I know one kid who's parrents baught him a playboy, and he's only 15.

But anyway. Bad Games.

One N64 game I thought really sucked was off-road challange. I mean, the arcade game was teh c00l, but the console versoin was teh sux. The graphics were awful, there were only 6 courses, 8 cars (4 of which were secrets), only one level of difficulty, and you couldn't even save. It was also pretty glitchy. At least I got it used so I didn't pay full price.

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I'm an RPG fan, so the worst game I've ever played is a simple one to answer...and I'm surprised no one has mentioned it.

Unlimited SaGa for PS2. The voice acting was on par with Resident Evil for PS1. The storyline scenes were done with the equivalent of cardboard cutouts of the character. Then you get to the actual game, and it's like playing a board game. You don't freely move around, you jump from space to space, and stuff happens like a trap appears, or a battle, or a chest. Oh, and battle...don't get me started on the failure of the battle system.

This was absolutely horrendous. I'd never liked the SaGa games before, but this game was almost an affront to RPGs. I think the highest score I ever saw for this game in a review was a 9 (those people were smoking crack). Every other site I saw rated this game as a "D" equivalent or lower.

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