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 Post subject: S.O.U.E. Book 1: The Sad Signup
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:52 pm 
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If you haven't heard of the book series called A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm ashamed. Anyway, I've read some of the parodies here, and I decide to make my own. I've read every book in series, even the unauthorized "biography". I know probably other people have read them too, but I'm suprised no one has done it.

Here are the characters for book 1, The Sad Signup.
Klaus - AgentSeethroo (Klausthroo)
Violet - StrongCanada (Violanada)
Sunny - FireBird (SunnyBird)
Count Olaf - Black Metal (Count Metal)
Mr. Poe - Color Printer (Mr. Printer)
Justice Strauss - Acekirby (Justice Kirby) (if Acekirby is okay with that.)

This will be not-so-slightly different from the story, as Lemony Snicket and I have very different writing...styles.

So, uh...what are you waiting for? Hit the reply button!


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Hmm. Should I be sunny or klaus?

Okay. Klaus it is.


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I'd love to be in it, but since there are only two roles for ladies, and I'm in several of the other fan fics, I'll let someone else jump in! :) But I'll still read it anyway!

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AgentSeethroo wrote:
Hmm. Should I be sunny or klaus?


*tries to hold back laughter*

I'm gonna have a hard time trying to find a name that's a combination of Klaus and AgentSeethroo.

AgentKlaus? No.
KlausSeethroo? Double NO.

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Klausthroo!


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I'd take either Olaf or Sunny. I do like to bite things.

For some reason I picture StrongCanada as Violet, but maybe that's just 'cause I have a crush on Emily Browning.

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InterruptorJones wrote:
Something


These are not the droids you seek...


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InterruptorJones wrote:
I'd take either Olaf or Sunny. I do like to bite things.

For some reason I picture StrongCanada as Violet, but maybe that's just 'cause I have a crush on Emily Browning.


Which one?

If you're Olaf you could be Count Jones and if you were Sunny you could be...

Uh...InterruptorSunny?

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For some reason I picture StrongCanada as Violet, but maybe that's just 'cause I have a crush on Emily Browning.


I had to google her to remind myself what she looked like...she's cute, but not very similar to me... And I don't feel right about asking for a role in this since I um...haven't seen the movie or read the books...yet. But heck, if that doesn't bother anyone, I'd love to be in it! So...uh...I guess Violet it is, if that's cool with you CP! :)

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StrongCanada wrote:
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For some reason I picture StrongCanada as Violet, but maybe that's just 'cause I have a crush on Emily Browning.


I had to google her to remind myself what she looked like...she's cute, but not very similar to me... And I don't feel right about asking for a role in this since I um...haven't seen the movie or read the books...yet. But heck, if that doesn't bother anyone, I'd love to be in it! So...uh...I guess Violet it is, if that's cool with you CP! :)


Sure. Uhh...let me figure out the name...Canadlet.

Well, if you can think of something better please let me know.

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What do you think of Violanada? It flows a little more betterer, I think. ;)

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What do you think of Violanada? It flows a little more betterer, I think. ;)


Way betterer than what I made up. :p

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This... will be very fun... There isn't anyone I would like to be in the first one though... So I'll be back later!

But I do have a question, where are Olaf's friends? You know, the one with the hooks, and the one with the big nose. the 2 white faced ladys, and the one that looks neather like a Man or a woman?

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I'll take Sunny if Jones doesn't.

I'll also take da' Count if Jones doesn't.

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FireBird wrote:
I'll take Sunny if Jones doesn't.

I'll also take da' Count if Jones doesn't.


FireSunny/Sunnybird or Count Fire/Bird.

*shudders*

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Color Printer wrote:
*shudders*

Yeah. I agree.

Though I do like "Sunnybird".

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If firebird is going to be sunny, then I want Count Olaf. If firebird is going to be count Olaf, I will not be in this fanfic.

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GAH! CAN YOU ALL JUST CHOOSE?!?

Sorry.

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I wanna be Sunny. Can I be Sunny seeing as no one else can decide who they want to be? :mrgreen:


Shishusunny ._. Something like that.

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Argle Bargle! I missed it! And I wanted to be Olaf so badly. (If no one above me takes it, I will)

Ah, well. Give me the Strauss man. :)

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Acekirby wrote:
Ah, well. Give me the Strauss man. :)


*snickers*

Actually, Justice Strauss is a woman. Oh, well. I can change it without any harm done.

Oh, and you undecided people who are stuck between two choices? You got till noon tommorrow, central time of course.

EDIT: I removed the two sons. Sunny and Olaf are reserved for when Jones makes up his mind.

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This... will be very fun... There isn't anyone I would like to be in the first one though... So I'll be back later!

But I do have a question, where are Olaf's friends? You know, the one with the hooks, and the one with the big nose. the 2 white faced ladys, and the one that looks neather like a Man or a woman?


They don't have a name yet. We'll just call them members of Count What's-his-name 's theater wiki. (Yes, wiki. This is a wiki pardoy after all.)

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Color Printer wrote:
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Ah, well. Give me the Strauss man. :)


*snickers*

Actually, Justice Strauss is a woman. Oh, well. I can change it without any harm done.

Oh, and you undecided people who are stuck between two choices? You got till noon tommorrow, central time of course.


Argle Bagle! Then give me Edgar. He reminds me of Edgarware.

If I want another part, I'll sign up again on the next one, I guess.

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Acekirby wrote:
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Ah, well. Give me the Strauss man. :)


*snickers*

Actually, Justice Strauss is a woman. Oh, well. I can change it without any harm done.

Oh, and you undecided people who are stuck between two choices? You got till noon tommorrow, central time of course.


Argle Bagle! Then give me Edgar. He reminds me of Edgarware.

If I want another part, I'll sign up again on the next one, I guess.


Actually, I removed the sons. Do you want Justice Strauss or not? 'Cause I can make her a male and it won't ruin the story.

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May I please have Count Olaf. I want a part in one of these fanfics that matches my own gender.

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Actually, since I've stolen leading roles in all of the other fan-thingies around here, how 'bout we let others take Olaf and Sunny? Have at it, folks.

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Thank you.

Okay, Black Metal is Count Olaf (Count Metal) and FireBird is SunnyBird.

The plot:

Klausthroo, Violanada, and SunnyBird Wikilaire are enjoying a nice day at the cyber-beach when Mr. Printer comes and tells them that their parents' wiki, where they lived, was trolled beyond repair. They go and sign up at Count Metal's wiki, and they find out that Count Metal has a plot to get the Wikilaire fortune!

Chapter one coming tommorrow.

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Can I reserve Esme Squalor if we ever get to book 6? I can't let a fanfic go by without being in it. ;)

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Can I reserve Esme Squalor if we ever get to book 6? I can't let a fanfic go by without being in it. ;)


Sure. I'll try to remember that.

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Color Printer wrote:
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Ah, well. Give me the Strauss man. :)


*snickers*

Actually, Justice Strauss is a woman. Oh, well. I can change it without any harm done.

Oh, and you undecided people who are stuck between two choices? You got till noon tommorrow, central time of course.


Argle Bagle! Then give me Edgar. He reminds me of Edgarware.

If I want another part, I'll sign up again on the next one, I guess.


Actually, I removed the sons. Do you want Justice Strauss or not? 'Cause I can make her a male and it won't ruin the story.


All right. That's fine. Doesn't matter to me. ;)

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How about I be Mr. Poe? (That guy in charge of the Baudelaire Fortune in the books, and the guy bringing them to their guardian)

(Mr. Loaf?)

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