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Subject: CallMe

July 06, 2005 - 01:32:36


Dear (my email),

I'm new in town and I don't really want to be alone tonight.

Can you help show me around? (some crazy link)

If you are unsure about me, look for my personal photos and videos at this site. (no, not a different link, the exact same one.)

Incredible....how can people expect you to be so stupid!

FROM:
HASSANA BAKI, ABDULAHI.
#30,EMIR ROAD KANO,
NIGERIA.

ASSALAMA-ALIKKOM.

YOU MAY BE SURPRISED TO RECEIVE THIS MAIL FROM ME SINCE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME PERSONALLY , I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH NETWORK ONLINE HENCE DECIDED TO WRITE YOU .
I AM HASSANA BAKI ABDULAHI ,THE WIFE OF LATE GENERAL ABDULAHI HAMZA , WHO WAS THE MILITARY ATTACHEE TO SOUTH AFRICA DURING THE REGIME OF GENERAL SANI ABACHA
ON THE 21ST OF APRIL 1998,MY HUSBAND WHO WAS VERY CLOSE WITH GENERAL ABACHA WAS GIVEN $15,000,000,000 UNITED STATES DOLLARS FOR KEEP TO BE USE DURING THE CAMPAIGN OF ABACHA'S TRANSFORMATION FROM MILITARY TO CIVILIAN PRESIDENT BUT UNFORTUNATELY,PRESIDENT SANI ABACHA DIED BEFORE THE GENERAL ELECTION WAS TO BE HELD THAT YEAR 1998.THE MONEY WAS GIVEN TO MY LATE HUSBAND TO BE USED FOR SOME POWERFULL AFRICAN LEADERS TO SUPPORT ABACHA INCASE OF ANY EXTERNAL DISRUPTION.

MY HUSBAND SECRETLY KEPT THIS MONEY IN A SECURITY COMPANY IMMEDIATELY THE MONEY WAS GIVEN TO ME.IT WAS ONLY ME THAT KNEW ABOUT THE DEPOSITION OF THE MONEY WITH THE SAID SECURITY COMPANY. AFTER THE DEATH OF ABACHA,WE THOUGHT THE FAMILY WILL APPROACH MY HUSBAND FOR THE FUND TO BE REFUNDED BUT TO THE GREATEST DISMAY,THE FAMILY OF ABACHA WAS NOT AWARE OF THE MONEY.
ON 22RD DAY OF JUNE 2000 MY HUSBAND DIED ON GHASTLY AUTO CRASH ALONG ABUJA-KANO ROAD.
I AND MY FAMILY HAS BE HUMILITED BY THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT,ALL MY HUSBAND MONEY LEFT BEHIND HAS BE TAKEN BY THE GOVERNMENT,OUR FAMILY ACCOUNT HAS BE FROZEN EVEN OUR PERSONAL HOUSES WERE SEIZED ALL BECAUSE MY HUSBAND SERVED THE LATE GENERAL ABACHA AND HE WAS HIS CONFIDANTS.
I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST ME TO CLEAR THIS FUND FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY WHERE THIS FUND IS SECRETLY KEPT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT HENCE NO BODY IS AWARE OF THE MONEY EXECPT ONLY ME WITH ALL THE DOCUMENTS.

HOWEVER,THE SECURITY COMPANY HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO COME OVER FOR THE CLEARANCE OF THE MONEY WHICH WAS CONCELLED IN ONE TRUNK BOX OR HAVE IT CONFISICATED WITHIN THE NEXT 30 OFFICIAL WORKING DAYS. SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON SECURITY WATCH BY THE GOVERNMENT FOR ALL MOST 2 YEARS NOW, I SEEK YOUR CONCEPT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE OWNER OF THE BOX(FUND), SO THAT THE MONEY WILL BE SENT TO YOU, THEN YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY. 70% FOR ME AND 30% FOR YOU.
THIS TRANSACTION IS LEGAL AND VERY EASY,NO RISK INVOLVED AT ALL.
ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH .YOUR NAME DOES NOT MATTER .PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS TELEPHONE AND FAX ON MY PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS AS hassana1@libero.it
UPON THE CONFIRMATION OF THIS AND YOUR READINESS TO RECEIVE THE FUND, I WILL IMMEDIATELY ASK AN ATTORNEY TO CARRY OUT THE LEGAL PROCEDURES SO THAT YOU WILL BE CONTACTED BY THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR ONWARD DESPATCH OF THE FUND TO YOU.
I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.
PLEASE TREAT THIS MATTER AS URGENT AS POSSIBLE , I EXPECT YOUR SOONEST RESPONSE .
BEST REGARDS,
SISTER,HASSANA BAKI, ABDULAHI

WINNING NOTICE
FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

DEAR WINNER
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the
Category "C" draws of CROWN GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the
Third Category, which is part of our promotional draws.The draws were
held prior to your notification. Participants were selected through a
computer ballot system drawn from 4,000,000 names/email addresses of
individuals and companies from America, Asia, Australia,Africa, Canada,

Europe,Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our International
Promotions Program.
You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 3322/6181-22,with serial
number 92-71 drew the lucky numbers 19, 21, 25, 30,41,44 (22), and
consequently won in the Category "C".
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of $1,500,000.00
(One Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) in cash, which

is the winning payout for Category "C"winners.
This is from the total prize money of $4,500,000.00 shared among the 3
international winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your funds are now deposited with A BANK, a reputable BANK, insured in
your name. In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers
and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of
your award strictly from public notice until the process of
transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to

your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants/nonparticipants of this
program.

Please contact your claims officer immediately, to begin your claims
process;
MR. WILSON SOUZA.
CLAIMING OFFICER
CROWN GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
EMAIL: crownlotto203@netscape.net

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice.
Remember, you must contact your claims agent not later than two weeks
after the receipt of this mail. After this date,all funds will be
returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification find below your reference
and Batch numbers. Note that you are to forward this email to the
agents in your first correspondence with them, whether by email.
REFERENCE NUMBER: GLI/CLOL/CU17-C839213801
BATCH NUMBER: 1833-THMUH
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being
part of our promotions program.

Mrs. Maartje Nabi.
Lottery Coordinator,

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.

UP AGAIN TODAY!!!!!!
TRADING ALERT!!!, Timing is everything!!!!!
AUGUST 18-19 WE SAY WATCH TRADING
THE NEWS IS OUT AND IT AMAZING
SYMBOL: CWTD
CURRENT PRICE 2.34
Projection 5 to 7 Days 4.50 - 5.00

........... MAJOR NEWS IS OUT AND THE SHORTS ARE CHOKING........
China World Trade Corporation Reports Record Earnings in the Second Quarter 2005
Wednesday August 17, 9:15 am ET


GUANGZHOU, China, Aug. 17 /Xinhua-PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- China World Trade
Corporation (OTC Bulletin Board: CWTD - News; ''CWTC'') announced today that it
has filed its 10QSB for the second quarter 2005.
John Hui, CEO of China World Trade Corporation commented, ''We are extremely
pleased to report that the Company has completed its first profitable quarter
in its history as a public company. We spent the last year focused on building
a solid foundation so we could execute on our strategic growth initiatives and
show significant progress this year. We delivered on those expectations and
believe that this is just the beginning. Our strategy to build a platform to
provide Chinese companies with a wide and diverse range of consulting and
travel services is gaining momentum. The team has worked hard and we are
excited about reaching this milestone.''
About China World Trade Corporation

China World Trade Corporation (CWTC) has established its business in three
distinct areas: the club and business centers throughout major cities in China,

business travel-related services, and business value-added services. The Club
and Business Center Division is devoted to the building of the World Trade
brand throughout China via the opening and operating of business clubs in
China's major, positioning the CWTC to act as a platform to facilitate trade
between China and the world markets. The acquisition of CEO Clubs China Limited
("CEO Clubs") in May 2004 further complements CWTC's offerings by targeting
high-level corporate executives from premier companies. The Business Traveling
Services Division, New Generation, provides CWTC access to the rapidly growing
travel-related industry. New Generation is a pioneer and market leader in the
travel agency business through its strong network of ticketing sales operations
throughout Southern China. The Business Value-Added Services Division focuses
on value-added services of credit cards, merchant-related business services, as
well as consultancy services to CWTC members and client!
s. Guangdong World Trade Link Information Services Limited ("WTC Link"), a
subsidiary of CWTC, manages the Company's co-branded credit card project and is
an active provider of CRM solutions and services in China.

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