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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Find out who you were in your past life! |
I have figured out how to figure out information about your past life: specifically, your gender, job, outlook on life, best trait, and worst trait. Post your results if you dare! --- Who were you in your past life? By Laura Sternick Gender: Which month were you born in? A month with 31 days makes you female. A month with fewer than 31 days makes you male. Example: April = 30 days = male Job: Take your birth date. (April 14, my birthday, would be 14.) If the number is bigger than 26, subtract 26. Take the number and find the corresponding letter of the alphabet. Your job begins with that letter. Example: 14 = N = Navy officer Outlook on life: Take the digits of the year you were born in. Add them up. If it makes a 2-digit number, add up the digits of that number again. If it still makes a 2-digit number, add the digits again. Use the number you get to rank your outlook on life on a scale of 1 to 9. 1 is the saddest (almost-suicidal depressed), and 9 is the happiest (perfect life). Example: 1993 = 1 + 9 + 9 + 3 = 22 22 = 2 + 2 = 4 4= slightly depressed, but not too bad. Best trait: Take the digits of your birth date (mine is 14) and multiply them. If there is only one digit in your birth date, subtract that from 26. If your birth date is 10, 20, or 30, remove the 0 from that number. When you get your number, find the corresponding letter of the alphabet. Your best trait begins with that letter. Example: 14 = 1 X 4 = 4 4 = D = diligent (hardworking) Worst trait: Multiply the digits of your birth year from left to right. If there are any zeroes in your birth year, leave them out when you multiply. Add up the digits of the number you get. Now you have a number. If the number is bigger than 26, subtract 26 and use the number you get. Find the corresponding letter of the alphabet. Example: 1993 = 1 X 9 X 9 X 3 = 243 2 + 4 + 3 = 9 9 = I = icky (gross) Note: I don’t believe in regeneration, but this is fun to do anyway. Results: In my past life, I was a male Navy officer. My outlook on life was slightly depressed, but not too bad. I was diligent, but I was also icky. Replace the bolded words with your own results. --- EDIT: A number/ letter tool! 1A 2B 3C 4D 5E 6F 7G 8H 9I 10J 11K 12L 13M 14N 15O 16P 17Q 18R 19S 20T 21U 22V 23W 24X 25Y 26Z |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:46 pm ] |
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Gender: I was born in January, so I am a female. 
Job: Januray 18 = R = recorder Outlook on Life: 1992 = 3 = Depressed Best trait: January 18 = H = Hardworking Worst trait: 1992 = H = helpless Results: In my past life, I was a female recorder. My outlook on life was depressed. I was hardworking, but I was also helpless. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:48 pm ] |
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F'woa. You're only one year older than me? I pictured you as being, like, 16 or something. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:50 pm ] |
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Marshmallow Roast wrote: F'woa. You're only one year older than me? I pictured you as being, like, 16 or something.
No, I'm 13. 
Seriously. *shifts eyes* |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | OBEY ME!!!! |
Woah. I'm older than you all. Bwa ha ha! This seems interesting, but there are so many other jobs and traits that start with these same letters. You can't just guess. I mean, MR, you could have been some other job that started with "N", instead of Navy officer. Just a thought. |
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| Author: | FireBird [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OBEY ME!!!! |
The Experimental Film wrote: I mean, MR, you could have been some other job that started with "N", instead of Navy officer.
Like "Nose Inspector". |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:48 pm ] |
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Yeah, I know. I only chose Navy officer because I didn't wan't to be a... male nail stylist. Yeah. |
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| Author: | Encountering Gremlins [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OBEY ME!!!! |
The Experimental Film wrote: Woah. I'm older than you all. Bwa ha ha!
This seems interesting, but there are so many other jobs and traits that start with these same letters. You can't just guess. I mean, MR, you could have been some other job that started with "N", instead of Navy officer. Just a thought. My thoughts exactly. Mine: Born in September = 30 days = male 24th letter = X 1979 added up = 26 = 2+6 = 8/10 Best trait = 2 * 4 = 8 (H = Hard-working?) Worst trait = 1*9*7*9 = 567 = 5+6+7 = 18 (R = could be a lot of stuff) In a past life, I was a male X-ray... guy, with a very good outlook on life. I was very hard-working, but I was also... uhh... can't think of anything bad with R...
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:51 pm ] |
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Ridiculous! Reticent! Reckless! Rambunctious! |
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| Author: | Queenie-C [ Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:03 pm ] |
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Gender: Female. Machismo was NEVER in my vocabulary. Good. Job: U = Usurper to the Throne, obviously. Or umbrella designer. Or both. Outlook on life: 1 = Almost suicidal-depressed, because being a usurping warrior queen was a very trying profession. Best trait: B = Brainy and beauteous. I hope. Worst trait: I = Indefectible. See, perfection is tough. (See "Outlook on life.") |
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| Author: | iKipapa [ Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:04 pm ] |
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Month born in: September-30 days; male. Day: 19-S=Sheriff. Year: 1991-1+9+9+1=20, 2+0=2; very depressed. Best Trait: 19-1x9=9, 9=I; Intelligence Worst Trait: 1991=1x9x9x1=81, 8+1=9, 9=I, icky So, I was a male sheriff who was very depressed, and icky. Fortunately, I was able to outsmart my enemies with my intelligence. |
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| Author: | DESTROY US ALL! [ Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:13 pm ] |
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Born in April: Male Born On the 20th: T: Truck Driver Born in 1991: 2(an emo truck driver?) Best trait: B, Brick Laying Worst trait: I, ILL tempered WOO! Hindu is fun! |
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| Author: | The Smiling Assassin [ Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:01 pm ] |
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Gender: September: Male Job: O: officer Outlook on life: 1: Suicidal Best trait: E: energetic Worst trait: 9: I: ignorant Result: In my past life, I was a male officer. I was suicidal. . I was energetic, but also ignorant. |
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| Author: | Polly [ Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:54 pm ] |
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Gender: January -> female. Job: 22 = V -> veterinarian. Outlook on life: 1989 -> 27 -> 9 -> happiest thing possible. Best trait: 22 -> 4 = D -> delightful. Worst trait: 1989 -> 648 -> 18 = R -> revenge-hungry. In my past life, I was a female veterinarian. My outlook on life was the happiest thing possible. I was delightful, but I was also revenge-hungry. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:26 pm ] |
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Hold on a second here. If the years add up to happiness, then whoever is born in 1990 would be suicidal! And 1991 wouldn't fare any better. I just think that it's odd that everyone born in a year was suicidal in a past life. |
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| Author: | ShortCircuit [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Total Agreeance |
Shopiom wrote: Hold on a second here. If the years add up to happiness, then whoever is born in 1990 would be suicidal! And 1991 wouldn't fare any better.
Well, I was born in 92.... I've also subscribed to the notion that this the first life I've ever had. Apparently it takes a few lifetimes to establish wisdom, common sense, and popularity. |
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| Author: | The Smiling Assassin [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Dang. |
Shopiom wrote: Hold on a second here. If the years add up to happiness, then whoever is born in 1990 would be suicidal! And 1991 wouldn't fare any better.
I just think that it's odd that everyone born in a year was suicidal in a past life. Dang, you just made me realize I made a mistake. Now I was suicidal in my past life. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:11 pm ] |
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Hmm.....well, I will tell you my results BUT not data. I was a male Janitor, who was evil.I was pretty content with life.I got along with people very good.My name was Roger Flumberto. |
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| Author: | BattleOfLegandarys [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:25 pm ] |
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May=Female
10=model
5=Not depressed, but not amazed A=Amazingly Beutiful
E=Ego too high I was a female model. I was not depressed, but still not amazed with my life. I was amazingly beutiful, but too egotistic.
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| Author: | StrongCanada [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:01 pm ] |
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This is bizarre. I was a dude, my jorb was detective, I had a GREAT life (9), my best trait was vivacity, and my worst was indecisiveness. But this is kinda fun! |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:24 pm ] |
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They weren't suicidal, they were ALMOST suicidal. And almost has a wide range of meanings, from someone who tried to hang themselves but failed to a person who was in the pit but never thought of suicide. |
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| Author: | Polly [ Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:29 am ] |
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Shopiom wrote: Hold on a second here. If the years add up to happiness, then whoever is born in 1990 would be suicidal! And 1991 wouldn't fare any better.
I just think that it's odd that everyone born in a year was suicidal in a past life. But you don't know how the cosmic forces work. It's possible that whoever contols reincarnation sorts people's souls into years according to outlook on life. |
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| Author: | Hooray4dolphins! [ Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:51 am ] |
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I am: Male Zoologist half and half outlook lovable and stupid.But marshmallow roast, you coulda been ignorant not icky. |
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