School Stories

Ricksea · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:36 pm

We've all been to school (I hope) at some point of our lives. Use this thread to tell stories about your schooling.

Here's one: When I was in first grade, I was not aware of the term "fresh". I was also not aware of proper respect for my teacher. I believe I was making a "fresh" joke and after she told me I was being fresh I said "What does 'fresh' mean?" She took this as more freshness and held me for indoor recess.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:41 pm

Oh man. Have I got a good one for you.

It was back in like first grade. We were playing tag out at recess, and I was "It". I tagged some kid (can't remember his name), and he, of course, pulled the "No you didn't" stunt. I claimed I did, and told him I tagged him with one of my fingers. Then I held up that finger for all to see.

Three guesses which finger it was, and the first two don't count.

Lunar Jesty · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:46 pm

Sure, why not.

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

Ricksea · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:01 pm

Lunar Jesty wrote:

Sure, why not.

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

Did she distract you from your studies?

Color Printer · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:15 pm

Acekirby wrote:

Oh man. Have I got a good one for you.

It was back in like first grade. We were playing tag out at recess, and I was "It". I tagged some kid (can't remember his name), and he, of course, pulled the "No you didn't" stunt. I claimed I did, and told him I tagged him with one of my fingers. Then I held up that finger for all to see.

Three guesses which finger it was, and the first two don't count.

Coke is on my keyboard now. Hank yu.

Anyway, I have a story. Well, it's not really a story, but I got 7 time-outs on the first day of Kindergarten.

It's scary that I can still remember that number. :eek:

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:19 pm

The second-to-last day of classes this year somebody was smoking in the guy's bathroom on the second floor and must have sparked a fire in the garbage can or something. I was walking to my science class and noticed a bunch of smoke around the stairwell (next to the bathroom) and actually thought my science teacher had done a demonstration involving lots of fire until I saw a bunch of people standing around, all with the same reaction: "Oh, the bathroom's on fire. *walks to next class*"

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Lunar Jesty wrote:

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

Same here.

She asked if the Red Sea was red.

Color Printer · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:39 pm

teh breadtanglez0r wrote:

The second-to-last day of classes this year somebody was smoking in the guy's bathroom on the second floor and must have sparked a fire in the garbage can or something. I was walking to my science class and noticed a bunch of smoke around the stairwell (next to the bathroom) and actually thought my science teacher had done a demonstration involving lots of fire until I saw a bunch of people standing around, all with the same reaction: "Oh, the bathroom's on fire. *walks to next class*"

"Yeah, the bathroom's on fire. Minor problem, folks. Get to your class." *Janitor erupts into flames* "Wow, I'm on fire."

In 6th grade, I got detention for being tardy. However, it really shouldn't have counted, because my stuff was at my desk, and I was just up getting a Kleenex.

Black Metal · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:11 pm

In 6th grade I got detention for running even though I really wasn't. I haven't liked that teacher since. On the last day of sixth grade when we were going home on the bus. There was this kid who five minutes into the trip started crying and kept saying, "I miss Mr. Nelson!" Our sutpid bus driver asked him, "Do you need a Band-Aid." Everyone else on the bus laughed. Then we had to take the kid back to school, that made us hate him even more.

I hate it when people they don't like school or they wish school didn't exist.

Neo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:21 pm

Once the toilets at my school started to over flow really bad. The water started to poor out of the bathroom into the hall... and into the classrooms in that hall... including mine. The janitors tryed to unplug it for about 30 minites before they got the bright idea to turn the water off. But by then there was a half an inch of water covering the floor. And it wasn't clean eather. So we all had to leave the classroom while the janitors cleaned it up. Good Times...

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

FireBird wrote:

Lunar Jesty wrote:

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

Same here.

She asked if the Red Sea was red.

And, as I've quoted before, "How do they know we sit in desks?!?!" That same girl, during soccer-baseball, successfully booted a soccer ball into her own face. Me and my friends, who were standing in line, waiting to 'bat', immediately burst out laughing, unable to stop ourselves until another batter later. XD

Oh, also, "Do they make potatoes in a factory?" XD

DESTROY US ALL! · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:40 pm

As an end of the year prank me and a few of my friends hid all of our algebra teachers chair in the gymnasium. We took his white board markers text books and overhead lightbulb. Little did we know it but someone had squealed. Our clever algebra teacher then decided to teach us the class by writing with imaginary markers on the board while we took notes with no pencils or pens. The next day we had a test on the subjects covered that day. needles to say i failed.

Color Printer · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:58 pm

dag_yo wrote:

As an end of the year prank me and a few of my friends hid all of our algebra teachers chair in the gymnasium. We took his white board markers text books and overhead lightbulb. Little did we know it but someone had squealed. Our clever algebra teacher then decided to teach us the class by writing with imaginary markers on the board while we took notes with no pencils or pens. The next day we had a test on the subjects covered that day. needles to say i failed.

Get that teacher fired. It doesn't matter if it's a prank, what that teacher did is just mean.

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:12 am

No. That's funny...haha...See, i am laughing. What a genious idea. Find that teacher and give them an A

DESTROY US ALL! · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:25 am

Color Printer wrote:

dag_yo wrote:

As an end of the year prank me and a few of my friends hid all of our algebra teachers chair in the gymnasium. We took his white board markers text books and overhead lightbulb. Little did we know it but someone had squealed. Our clever algebra teacher then decided to teach us the class by writing with imaginary markers on the board while we took notes with no pencils or pens. The next day we had a test on the subjects covered that day. needles to say i failed.

Get that teacher fired. It doesn't matter if it's a prank, what that teacher did is just mean.

its not mean it was hilarious, the test wasn't enough to lower anyone's grades.

Chrono · **Joined:** Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:11 pm **Posts:** 46

one the last week of school,(this year) i got suspended for the rest of the week,on monday because i didnt want to play football,for 2 reasons,one,IT WASNT FRIGGING FOOTBALL! and 2 i had sandals and my foot was soar.
actually,the retarded teacher just took "ideas" from football
and you play with a beanbag,and you can only have the beanbag for 10 seconds,and you can only take 3 steps...jeese that was retarded...
ssorry moron but i dont play "ultimate beanbag" even the name sounds retarded,did you make the game yourself? because it sucks!
And that is what i told him.
no im not polite to teachers
and thats why i have friends...ICO

Smorky · **Joined:** Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:26 am **Posts:** 775

Haven't you ever played ultimate frisbee?

DanBo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:11 am

I go to school at Penn State. Mark, my roommate last semester, has an older sister that was finishing up her senior year. She happens to know the athletes in Alpha Chi, the big frat on campus. Apparently she and Zack Mills (QB for the fooball team) were good friends. Mark and Zack would often talk and drink, and only after a few drinks did Zack tell Mark that A) he couldn't beat Madden 2005, a football video game, and B ) the new QB, Anthony Morrelli, was a...well, a bad word. Turns out, Morrelli is a major hot head, and almost got into a fight with one of the other Navy guys..a 200 lb. SEAL in training. It would have been a better story had he gotten his butt kicked, but hey, you can't ask for everything.

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:42 am

During the second last week of school this year one of my best friends, Josh, blew up a toilet. He and a few hoodlums had a firecracker, it was second period study hall, and the rest as they say is history. He got suspended for ten days, and the hoodlums for a week.

Josh is cool. He's legendary at my school now. Of course, he was already legendary because he moved here from (get ready) California and was born in (hold onto your hats) Germany. Plus he's a Jehovah's Witness.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:34 pm

that is cool, i got a story,
on the last day of school, we brouyght laxitives, stool softeners, and somthing that causes "Anal Leekage",(gross), and put them in our teachers drinks. in 3rd period we heard one of the teachers we put the stuff in her coffee, run down the hallway. the sub was in her class for 2 periods. then the teacher i was in in 4th period umm... "Anal Leeked" in his chair, and called in for a quick sub, then he went to the restroom. and the final teacher we gave them to caught us. she first thought they were pcp or lsd or somthing, and got us suspended for 2 weeks for bringing a "drug" to school. but everyone remembers me, and my friend more for making the teachers clog up the restrooms.

Señor · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:41 pm

I've got an okay one.

On the last day of school at lunch, there was a gigonormous food fight. People even brought raw eggs and the got all over people and their yearbooks that they were hoping would get signed. I must say I was glad I didn't buy a yearbook, but instead had people sign a can of Coke that I brought for lunch. It was much easier to clean than a yearbook.

Oh and when school was out I sang the song at the end of TGS 7.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:10 pm

Ok, ok, so there was this girl(no names to keep safe)Who was sitting beside me in P7 And she was a creepy, minging, smelly, poor, wierdo. She was really unpopular and in a desperite attempt to be "cool" when asked "Did you see Ant and Dec last night? It was great!" she replyed "It's only a s**tin show!" And it sounded so funny because when an uncool person swears it's really... uncool!

Puphles · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:18 pm

Modestly Hot Guy wrote:

that is cool, i got a story,
on the last day of school, we brouyght laxitives, stool softeners, and somthing that causes "Anal Leekage",(gross), and put them in our teachers drinks. in 3rd period we heard one of the teachers we put the stuff in her coffee, run down the hallway. the sub was in her class for 2 periods. then the teacher i was in in 4th period umm... "Anal Leeked" in his chair, and called in for a quick sub, then he went to the restroom. and the final teacher we gave them to caught us. she first thought they were pcp or lsd or somthing, and got us suspended for 2 weeks for bringing a "drug" to school. but everyone remembers me, and my friend more for making the teachers clog up the restrooms.

Man, that has got to be one of the funniest shcool stories I have ever heard. That is hhhggghghgillareous.

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:58 pm

This one is okay. I used to have a really weird washing machine, and clothes would sometimes get all mixed up. So one time, in first grade, I was bending down to pick up my backpack, and a pair of (clean, obviously) undapants fell out of my shirt sleeve. 'Twas mortifying.

About that uncool-swearing thing, has anyone ever seen the movie "Super Star"? My friend told me it was really funny, and she quoted this one scene where a geeky girl and a popular girl named Evian are having an insult fight, and the geeky girl said, "GO DRINK A BOTTLE OF YOURSELF!" Kinda off topic, but what you said reminded me of it.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:06 pm

FireBird wrote:

Lunar Jesty wrote:

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

Same here.

She asked if the Red Sea was red.

I'm pretty sure I went to school with her too. In fourth grade, we were reading this article about bones, and what they're made of. The teacher was asking follow-up questions. She asked, "Kara, what are bones made of?"

"... (looks frantically at the article)... rock?"

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