Sure, why not.

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

Oh man. Have I got a good one for you.

It was back in like first grade. We were playing tag out at recess, and I was "It". I tagged some kid (can't remember his name), and he, of course, pulled the "No you didn't" stunt. I claimed I did, and told him I tagged him with one of my fingers. Then I held up that finger for all to see.

Three guesses which finger it was, and the first two don't count.

I sat next to a complete idiot for the last part of sixth grade. She enjoyed asking such questions such as "Can deaf people hear?", or, to a question about the best way to get uphill, "A sled." No, she was not joking. She also used the word "like" a lot. One time, I got so fed up with it, I recorded how many times she said "like" in 100 minutes. 67 times.

The second-to-last day of classes this year somebody was smoking in the guy's bathroom on the second floor and must have sparked a fire in the garbage can or something. I was walking to my science class and noticed a bunch of smoke around the stairwell (next to the bathroom) and actually thought my science teacher had done a demonstration involving lots of fire until I saw a bunch of people standing around, all with the same reaction: "Oh, the bathroom's on fire. *walks to next class*"

Same here.

She asked if the Red Sea was red.

As an end of the year prank me and a few of my friends hid all of our algebra teachers chair in the gymnasium. We took his white board markers text books and overhead lightbulb. Little did we know it but someone had squealed. Our clever algebra teacher then decided to teach us the class by writing with imaginary markers on the board while we took notes with no pencils or pens. The next day we had a test on the subjects covered that day. needles to say i failed.

Get that teacher fired. It doesn't matter if it's a prank, what that teacher did is just mean.

that is cool, i got a story,
on the last day of school, we brouyght laxitives, stool softeners, and somthing that causes "Anal Leekage",(gross), and put them in our teachers drinks. in 3rd period we heard one of the teachers we put the stuff in her coffee, run down the hallway. the sub was in her class for 2 periods. then the teacher i was in in 4th period umm... "Anal Leeked" in his chair, and called in for a quick sub, then he went to the restroom. and the final teacher we gave them to caught us. she first thought they were pcp or lsd or somthing, and got us suspended for 2 weeks for bringing a "drug" to school. but everyone remembers me, and my friend more for making the teachers clog up the restrooms.

Same here.

She asked if the Red Sea was red.