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Acekirby
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Here's a funny one:

Customer: "Right! I demand satisfaction!"
Tech Support: "I see. Well, I'm here to try and help you. What kind of problem are you having?"
Customer: "It's not my problem! The 'commuter' I bought six weeks ago just won't work! I can't do a [darned] thing with it!"
Tech Support: "I see. Do you mean it won't even switch on, or is it something else?"
Customer: "Don't try to sandbag me! I know my rights!"
Tech Support: "Sir, could you explain the problem you are having so I can better help you with it?"
Customer: "I've called them all, AOL, Nildram, Tiscali, and none of them are any good."
Tech Support: "Ok, so are you saying that you're having problems getting on-line?"
Customer: "Look, it doesn't work! I want satisfaction!"
Tech Support: "Ok, well I need to ask you some questions to help you with the problem."
Customer: "Fine, but I doubt you're going to fix it."
Tech Support: "Is your modem installed and plugged into the phone line?"
Customer: "How would I know if it's plugged in?"
Tech Support: (describes how the back of the machine looks and where the modem is)
Customer: "Yes, that's just how mine looks, and it doesn't work, so just accept that it's broken!"
Tech Support: "Which cable did you connect the modem to the phone line with, sir?"
Customer: "I have to wire the stupid thing in?"

Please remember to edit these before you post 'em. - MHG

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The master of all computer stupidities occured to me about 3 weeks ago, over AIM:

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alex: If I download these Dashboard "widgets", will they still work on windows xp? I have the Mac OS X theme.
me: wow you retard
alex: I take that as a no.

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Customer: "Do you sell Mac OS X for Windows?"

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Student: "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?"

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Tech Support: "What version of Windows do you have installed?"
Customer: "... Double glazed."
Man this is crap good. These type of people is why I'm afraid to got into the school library and use my iPod Shuffle as a storage for a Word document.

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A few years ago, I saw the (previous) Dutch pri-minister on TV, when he was officially opening some kind of website. But he didn't know what a mouse was, and some little kids had to help him...

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Once, I told one of my now former co-workers to right click an empty area of the desktop. She instead left clicked. :rolleyes:

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