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breadtangle o' pizza
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:57 am 
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A couple of months ago I found this absolutely awesome project called Uncyclopedia, which aims to be a Wikipedia-type project with as much nonsensical and comical information possible. My favorite themes are attributing everything to Oscar Wilde and blaming everything on Oprah (see The Great Petco Blowup of 2005).

WARNING: Potentially offensive language, themes, or content!

OTHER WARNING: You may fall out of your chair laughing!

[Fixed yer link - MHG]

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There's only one thing to sum this one up...XD
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Puphles
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Uncyclopedia wrote:
A very, very small helicopter is, in effect, a much larger helicopter that has gone through some sort of shrinking process. Broadly speaking, in order to be empirically described as 'very, very small' a helicopter would have to measure less than two inches from nose to tail. This may seem quite large for something being described as 'very, very small' but the extremely large size of so-called 'normal' helicopters must be taken into account.

Man, that's got some funny stuff.

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I hope you enjoy the article on 2001: A Space Odyssey, because I am the one who just created it.

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I liked the article on Super Mario 128. Funny stuff.
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Hey, this is actually funny. At first I was afraid it would be another encyclopeda dramatica, but it's a lot better. And I hope everyone saw this page. They always say "baleeted" and not "deleted".

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Check out the "You have two cows" page.

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Sorry to revive an old topic, but I thought you guys would be pretty interested in this. I especially like the DVD Commentary Transcript.

Uncyclopedia is totally rawkin'. These are some of my favourite lines:

"Bruce Lee's punches were so fast they blasted into the future and landed on his own body seconds later, after he'd stepped forward. This is what really killed him - the only thing powerful enough: his own fists." --Bruce Lee

"Communists also adhere to a strict typographical style which forbids all capitalisation, punctuation, and spacing, so that all letters may be brought together as equals. Here is an example of Communist writing:

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communismwilltriumphoverall

Unfortunately, this made Communist writing very hard to read. A large number of frustrated people joined the underground samizdat (lit. "same as that") movement, which translated communist documents into something readable. The irritating qualities of communist writing, plus a shortage of the special magnifying glasses that well-connected people could obtain to read it with, lead to the movement's collapse in 1992." --Communism

"It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation." --Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes.

And the entire Nihilism article, which is freakin' brilliant.
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The Experimental Film
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Erekrose wrote:
Sorry to revive an old topic, but I thought you guys would be pretty interested in this. I especially like the DVD Commentary Transcript.

Woah. That's awexome. They mentioned us twice.

:eekdance:

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.
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Obomaru
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Wow. This "some kinda robot" is awesome.
This weird website wrote:
Goofs

* It isn't some kinda robot, it's actually some kinda ninja.

Now that's funny!

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Obomaru
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By the way, the article "Coach Z" is in the category "Things George Bush doesn't care about".
Go read it, it's pretty good!
Not particulary funny, but pretty interesting considering that SB got a really small page.

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That Strong Bad E-mail one was pretty funny. I loved the reao-world reference of :This Reference is False.

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Wow. Thats all I gotta say. DIBS ON THE ANIMATED ONE AS AN AVATAR!!

HA!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing

EDIT: OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS
<Radio Edit by Seethroo>
I've laughing fo' about 5 minutes over this one

EDIT AGAIN: OMG it never stops!
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life
Be sure to click on "Meaning of life" and collect the insueing data

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AgentSeethroo
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Try not to post pages with profanity in the URL, please. Imma hide that one cause I'm a nice guy.

I demand that someone here dedicate an Uncyclopedia page to me.

I WANNA BE A MEME!
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Oh, Thanks.

And, They now made a page about his noodily Greatness!
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Reformed_Church_of_Alfredo

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George Bush doesn't care about Seethroo?! How dare he! X-(

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George Bush doesn't care about Seethroo?! How dare he! X-(


It's true!
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How do I create pages on this?

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How do I create pages on this?


It's just like our wiki or Wikipedia, man!
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I thought the Homestar Runner article was hillarious.

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Beware the Clinjas, punks.

**guffaw**

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.
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Speaking of Clinjas. anyone played The Game? It reads like a really messed-up version of "choose your own adventure" books. :mrgreen:

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The Experimental Film
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Speaking of Clinjas. anyone played The Game? It reads like a really messed-up version of "choose your own adventure" books. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I have. It's pretty dang hard to get anywhere in it.

"The toothbrush and avocado are glistening in the morning sun..."

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

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You have 2 cows, but it takes 700 pages of boring crap to find that out.

Dean Koontz
You have two cows. One used to belong to the military. One is basically helpless but pretty. They somehow become involved in a lame conspiracy involving at least one adorable calf, a town in California, mad science and/or hokey mystical powers and a golden retriever. Everything works out ok in the end, but then you realize that you've had these two cows before. Many, many times.


Wow. They have it SO FREAKING RIGHT. Except for the "Boring crap" part.

I love this site. Thank you so much.

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BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uncyclopedia is utter hilariousness.

This wins siz Internets

You have two links

Actual playable Zork parody :)

Random Scientology humor

Stuff I made (yes, I did some pages on there :)

Dark Matter (yeah... people say this is the best one I did)

Koreans (someone added the bunnies later, so I responded with Religious Football).

Shigeru Miyamoto (eeeeeeevil)

Super Mario 128 (cause the link was staring me right in the eye)


EDIT: Wow.. Didn't see this one:

Smiling Assassin wrote:
I liked the article on Super Mario 128. Funny stuff.


Thanks :)
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I really like the "facts" in the Ninja article.

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Obomaru wrote:
I really like the "facts" in the Ninja article.


Are you familiar with Real Ultimate Power?
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King Nintendoid wrote:
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I really like the "facts" in the Ninja article.


Are you familiar with Real Ultimate Power?

Oh yes, I am. That's pretty much the same style of their ninja page and they link to it also.

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AgentSeethroo wrote:
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How do I create pages on this?


It's just like our wiki or Wikipedia, man!


*Is clueless*

I dunno how.

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