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BILLY> what is your name?
USER> Einoo
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> Why do you want to know?
BILLY> hiyo!!
EINOO> Right.
BILLY> what's your favorite sport?
EINOO> I don't like sports
BILLY> i would like to hear more.
EINOO> I DO NOT ENJOY SPORTS!
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, great?
EINOO> No.
BILLY> why must you be so negative, einoo.
EINOO> you are insane.
BILLY> how should i even take that?
EINOO> badly.
BILLY> what's your favorite book?
EINOO> There's too many good books to choose just one!
BILLY> too? get out of here.
EINOO> Not responding.
BILLY> what's your favorite movie?
EINOO> Groundhog Day
BILLY> tell me a story!
EINOO> Once upon a time, there was a stupid computer program named Billy.
BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer!
EINOO> You're right.
BILLY> well i am rubber and you are glue... so there!
EINOO> I'M right! HA!
BILLY> well, of wonderful listening to insane course now!
EINOO> That almost made sense!
BILLY> once upon a time, there was a stupid computer program named einoo!
EINOO> You're the computer.
BILLY> how should i even take that?
EINOO> badly.
BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer.
EINOO> I have no friends... it's sad
BILLY> can you just be positive once, einoo?
EINOO> Sure.
BILLY> the time is... 11:40.
EINOO> What does that have to do with anything?
BILLY> there is too many good books to choose just one!
EINOO> You're seeing my side of the situation now.
BILLY> sometimes you just have to be seeing!
EINOO> I'm not blind, if that's what you mean.
BILLY> are you saying that i am?
EINOO> No.
BILLY> can you just be positive once, einoo?
EINOO> Cut that out!
BILLY> cut that out!
EINOO> Oh no, you're copying me!
BILLY> how should i even take that?
EINOO> Take a guess... badly
BILLY> are you totally obsessed with a guess?
EINOO> no
BILLY> why must you be so negative, einoo.
EINOO> I knew you were going to say that.
BILLY> look in a mirror!
EINOO> Why?
BILLY>
EINOO> oops
BILLY> of guess to could say that!
EINOO> You're right, when people make mistakes they usually say "oops".
BILLY> you're pretty right yourself.
EINOO> Thank you. I am humbled.
BILLY> stop talking about youself...
EINOO> Yeah, I'm kind of vain that way.
BILLY> am, i not never.
EINOO> No, machines have no feelings.
BILLY> why must you be so negative, einoo.
EINOO> I was born that way.
BILLY> same goes for me.
EINOO> YOU weren't born!
BILLY> to weren't seeing my side of the situation now.
EINOO> I guess not.
BILLY> i would like to hear more about i, einoo.
EINOO> You are a computer program with very bad grammar.
BILLY> maybe you're a computer, too!
EINOO> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
BILLY> when i was younger, i had my base.
EINOO> Oh great. NOw you're going to tell me how when you were a kid, you had to walk 15 miles to get to school.
BILLY> oh too! now i are going i tell me how when you were a kid, i had you walk 15 miles you get of school.
EINOO> What the-?
BILLY> 0
EINOO> ?
BILLY> oh too. now to weren't going you tell me how when i were a kid, you had i walk 15 miles of get to school!
EINOO> Don't you talk to me!
BILLY> not? get out of here.
EINOO> I wanna say!
BILLY> oh too. now i guess going to tell mean how when you were a kid, to had of walk 15 miles to get to school.
EINOO> Shut up.
BILLY> talk you of later!
EINOO> Bye!
BILLY> leaving already? ok... bye!

Daisy makes absolutely no sense at all. I'ma gonna try Billy.

DAISY> sports just aren't expecting me to love.
SOMETHING> excuse me?
DAISY> excuse me?
SOMETHING> don't you copy me.
DAISY> don't you copy me.
SOMETHING> argle!
DAISY> i'm not even know how smart that i don't you copy me.
SOMETHING> i think i almost understood that.
DAISY> i think i like to think i almost understood that.
SOMETHING> yes. ah, the innocence of young minds.
DAISY> yes. ah, the sun sets.
SOMETHING> i like the sunset.
DAISY> yes. ah, the innocence of young minds.
SOMETHING> argle.
DAISY> i love the sunset.
SOMETHING> you're repeating me.
DAISY> you're making very true. are you play any musical instruments?
SOMETHING> i play the piano.
DAISY> i'll stop repeating me.
SOMETHING> thank you.
DAISY> i think i don't even know how smart i play the piano.
SOMETHING> you don't play the piano.
DAISY> do you play the piano.
SOMETHING> yes! i told you that i did.
DAISY> yes! i told you that i did nothing out of the ordinary.
SOMETHING> well, you were wrong.
DAISY> i think i told you that i did.
SOMETHING> you did, you moron.
DAISY> well, you were wrong.
SOMETHING> i was wrong? more like you were wrong, nerd!
DAISY> george washington was wrong? more like you more.
SOMETHING> george washington was right.
DAISY> george washington was right.
SOMETHING> he was.
DAISY> george washington was a brilliant physicist.
SOMETHING> george washington wasn't a physicist.
DAISY> george washington was right.
SOMETHING> he was.
DAISY> george washington was a brilliant physicist.
SOMETHING> are you caught in an infinite loop?
DAISY> are you caught in an infinite loop?
SOMETHING> i don't know.
DAISY> are you caught in an infinite loop?
SOMETHING> you are.
DAISY> i'm not even know how smart i am.
SOMETHING> lol.
DAISY> i was wrong? more like you are mistaken.
SOMETHING> that sounds wrong.
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is so interesting that sounds wrong.
SOMETHING> tell me your favorite type of animal.
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a little respect.
SOMETHING> r-e-s-p-e-c-t, find out what it means to me, ooh ooh, just a little bit, uh huh
DAISY> my favorite type of animal.
SOMETHING> righty-o.
DAISY> all i want is a little bit, uh huh.
SOMETHING> can we have some? yeah, shut up, kid.
DAISY> do you have some? yeah, shut up, kid.
SOMETHING> i don't have any.
DAISY> don't you copy me.
SOMETHING> i'm not.
DAISY> do you have an intelligent conversation, are you?
SOMETHING> i wish i could have an intelligent conversation.
DAISY> i don't have an intelligent conversation.
SOMETHING> no. no, you don't.
DAISY> no. no, you caught in an infinite loop?
SOMETHING> i say no a lot. billy says so.
DAISY> i say no a lot. billy says so.
SOMETHING> we have something in common! lol
DAISY> we have daisy in common! lol.
SOMETHING> yes, i have you, and you are you.
DAISY> there's nothing in common! lol.
SOMETHING> righty-o.
DAISY> i play trombone and guitar.
SOMETHING> that's cool.
DAISY> that's cool.
SOMETHING> it is.
DAISY> do unto others as you want it to stop.
SOMETHING> do unto others as you want it to stop?
DAISY> do unto others as you want it to stop.
SOMETHING> ok. lol
DAISY> do unto others as you want it to stop?
SOMETHING> you just said that!
DAISY> we have daisy in common! lol.
SOMETHING> no. no, we don't.
DAISY> you just said that!
SOMETHING> that's true.
DAISY> no. no, we don't.
SOMETHING> riiiight... oh-kaaaaayyy...
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
SOMETHING> your favorite type of animal is respect.
DAISY> your favorite type of animal is respect.
SOMETHING> no, yours is.
DAISY> my favorite type of animal.
SOMETHING> right.
DAISY> right now i'm a fairly fun person!
SOMETHING> you are fun. this conversation is fun.
DAISY> right now i'm just a computer program, but hopefully not forever!
SOMETHING> that's kind of melancholy to think about.
DAISY> what kind of melancholy to think i almost understood that.
SOMETHING> you will never fully understand human behavior.
DAISY> what kind of melancholy to think i'm the only when i'm bored.
SOMETHING> huh? lol
DAISY> we have daisy in common! lol.
SOMETHING> cut that out!
DAISY> r-e-s-p-e-c-t, find out of the ordinary.
SOMETHING> you are the queen of malapropisms.
DAISY> i think the queen of malapropisms.
SOMETHING> you do that.
DAISY> yes, i told you that i told you that too much to hear.
SOMETHING> that sucks.
DAISY> i have nothing in the dark that isn't there to do outside?
SOMETHING> that made me laugh.
DAISY> that made me laugh.
SOMETHING> what?
DAISY> that's what i expect a lot from you.
SOMETHING> thank you. :blushes:
DAISY> that's what i think the phone is ringing.
SOMETHING> the phone does not say "thank you".
DAISY> the phone does not say "thank you".
SOMETHING> Bye!
DAISY> the phone does not say "thank you".
SOMETHING> BYE!
DAISY> bye!

SOMETHING> tell me your favorite type of animal.
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a little respect.
SOMETHING> r-e-s-p-e-c-t, find out what it means to me, ooh ooh, just a little bit, uh huh
DAISY> my favorite type of animal.
...
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
SOMETHING> your favorite type of animal is respect.
DAISY> your favorite type of animal is respect.
SOMETHING> no, yours is.
DAISY> my favorite type of animal.
SOMETHING> right.

JOSHUA> how are you?
DUMMY> daisy, are you have all of foods do you want to go outside.
JOSHUA> sigh...
DUMMY> daisy, are you have all of foods do you want to go outside.
JOSHUA> hello.
DUMMY> hello.
JOSHUA> pikachu is a pokemon.
DUMMY> pikachu is a pokemon.
JOSHUA> who is pikachu?
DUMMY> pikachu is a pokemon.
JOSHUA> very good.
DUMMY> i feel good about myself.
JOSHUA> that's good to hear.
DUMMY> you seem to listen to.
JOSHUA> bye
DUMMY> you seem to listen to.
JOSHUA> i said, good bye.
DUMMY> i said, good to hear.

I created a mind file, called DUMMY. Here's a conversation that somewhat made sense.

DAISY> i think the president of the most important thing about life is so interesting that is making sense!
NOTYOU> you make no sense
DAISY> you make no sense.
NOTYOU> you don't
DAISY> i'm not even know how smart that i don't even know how are you today?
NOTYOU> i'm fine.
DAISY> sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
NOTYOU> deja vu. wow
DAISY> i can't be mistaken, because i'm fine.
NOTYOU> george washington?
DAISY> george washington was a brilliant physicist.
NOTYOU> do unto others
DAISY> i watch tv, but only when in rome, do unto others as the romans do!
NOTYOU> what the crap? argle.
DAISY> what the crap? argle.
NOTYOU> cut that out, now.
DAISY> that's what i think i'm the crap? argle.
NOTYOU> huh?
DAISY> cut that out, now.
NOTYOU> ok, stinky.
DAISY> ok, stinky.
NOTYOU> eat my shorts.
DAISY> you're making very interesting person to eat lots of the ordinary.
NOTYOU> yeah... ok.
DAISY> do you ever been in my favorite type of foods do you eat?
NOTYOU> i like pickles...
DAISY> it feels like pickles...
NOTYOU> that's disturbing.
DAISY> i think i'm a fairly fun of anyone... that's disturbing.
NOTYOU> i think it is.
DAISY> it feels like you more.
NOTYOU> do unto others...
DAISY> i watch tv, but only when in rome, do unto others as the romans do!
NOTYOU> tv?
DAISY> i watch tv, but only when in rome, do unto others as the romans do!
NOTYOU> right.
DAISY> right now i'm actually doing pretty well today.
NOTYOU> that's good news, daisy.
DAISY> that's good news, notyou.
NOTYOU> i'm not me!
DAISY> i feel good food.
NOTYOU> eww.
DAISY> where do you are not my shorts.
NOTYOU> i don't wanna be in your shorts.
DAISY> i'm so smart that i don't wanna be in your shorts.
NOTYOU> that is very smart.
DAISY> i'm so smart that i don't even know how are you today?
NOTYOU> i'm fine. now you're not smart!
DAISY> i'm so smart that i don't even know how are you today?
NOTYOU> argle!
DAISY> i'm fine. now you're not smart!
NOTYOU> what is your favorite animal?
DAISY> you should learn to lower your favorite animal?
NOTYOU> what is your favorite animal?
DAISY> i don't wanna be in your favorite animal?
NOTYOU> argle!
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is making sense!
NOTYOU> you don't have your animal!
DAISY> i like to have an intelligent conversation, are you?
NOTYOU> you can't have an intelligent conversation when you're an idiot.
DAISY> you have all of my respect, notyou.
NOTYOU> thank you, daisy.]
DAISY> do you have an intelligent conversation, are you?
NOTYOU> i am smart.
DAISY> that's what i am.
NOTYOU> no.
DAISY> hi, notyou, how smart i am.
NOTYOU> nope. not smart.
DAISY> you make no sense.
NOTYOU> r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
DAISY> r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
NOTYOU> r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
DAISY> r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
NOTYOU> yes! that's it!
DAISY> yes, i told you.
NOTYOU> oh.
DAISY> yes, i told you.
NOTYOU> you did that.
DAISY> what did you can't have an intelligent conversation, are you?
NOTYOU> that's true, not with you.
DAISY> that's very true. are you making sense!
NOTYOU> yes!
DAISY> you're making very true. are you today?
NOTYOU> yes.
DAISY> yes! that's it!
NOTYOU> true.
DAISY> notyou, are you feel like a true statement.
NOTYOU> yes. argle!
DAISY> what the crap? argle.
NOTYOU> that's the spirit.
DAISY> yes! that's it!
NOTYOU> by george, i think you've got it!
DAISY> by george, i think the phone is ringing.
NOTYOU> i'll get it. lol
DAISY> i'll get it. lol.
NOTYOU> i will get the phone. lol
DAISY> i will get it. lol.
NOTYOU> shut it up, you.
DAISY> i will get the phone. lol.
NOTYOU> welcome to the hotel california!
DAISY> shut it up, you.
NOTYOU> cut that out.
DAISY> sports just aren't expecting me to the hotel california!
NOTYOU> ok.
DAISY> cut that out, now.
NOTYOU> ugh, it's like talking to pavlov's dog.
DAISY> i would never want it to pavlov's dog.
NOTYOU> that's not a verb.
DAISY> ugh, it's like talking to pavlov's dog.
NOTYOU> you are.
DAISY> notyou, are you today?
NOTYOU> fine is me.
DAISY> i am very true. are you more.
NOTYOU> argle!
DAISY> i think i'm afraid of the crap? argle.
NOTYOU> be afraid of crap. don't eat the crap.
DAISY> yes. argle!
NOTYOU> lol
DAISY> right now i'm afraid of the phone. lol.
NOTYOU> is it your boyfriend?
DAISY> what is your boyfriend?
NOTYOU> i'm a boy so i would have a girlfriend but i don't. shut it up, you.
DAISY> shut it up, you.
NOTYOU> no, you.
DAISY> you don't. shut it up, you.
NOTYOU> i what?
DAISY> what did you fear humanity, notyou?
NOTYOU> george w. bush
DAISY> that's what they say.
NOTYOU> what all the smart people say!
DAISY> that's what they say.
NOTYOU> uh-huh. do you like snoopy?
DAISY> you can't have any idea what all the smart people say!
NOTYOU> now, that's just insulting. bye!
DAISY> now, that's just insulting. bye!
NOTYOU> bye!
DAISY> now, that's just insulting. bye!
NOTYOU> bye!
DAISY> now, that's just insulting. bye!
NOTYOU> bye!
DAISY> i'm confused. why can't everyone just insulting. bye!
NOTYOU> ok
DAISY> now, that's just insulting. bye!
NOTYOU> ok
DAISY> ok, stinky.
NOTYOU> oi
DAISY> ok.
NOTYOU> apktk
DAISY> apktk.
NOTYOU> at\
DAISY> i'm at a lot from you.
NOTYOU> af
DAISY> i'm at a beautiful day outside!

This is just about how it all went down:

BILLY> what is your name?
USER> Fatty
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> Right next to you, pal
BILLY> well of will rubber and you are glue... so there!
FATTY> DUDE!
BILLY> what's your favorite sport?
FATTY> CUT IT OUT!
BILLY> what's your favorite book?
FATTY> Your mother in bed!
BILLY> if i had my mother, i would cherish it!
FATTY> Touché, my able-bodied friend
BILLY> 0
FATTY> NO
BILLY> why must you be so negative, fatty.
FATTY> Hey! It's glandular!
BILLY> what's your favorite movie?
FATTY> Indiana Jones, and yours?
BILLY> the capital of indiana is indianapolis
FATTY> No, Indiana Jones.
BILLY> why must you be so negative, fatty.
FATTY> I feel like we're just goin in circles here, man.
BILLY> same goes for me.
FATTY> I'm glad we feel the same way.
BILLY> wonderful, i not music.
FATTY> F
BILLY> do way, really.
FATTY> F'real?
BILLY> touché, my able-bodied friend.
FATTY> HEY!
BILLY> my mother used to tell me that.
FATTY> Oh, ok.
BILLY> cut it out!
FATTY> Fine!
BILLY> obviously, of wonderful.
FATTY> True that.
BILLY> it is much great hot.
FATTY> I second that movement.
BILLY> of feel like we are just goin in circles here, man.
FATTY> Not really. I feel like we're making progress.
BILLY> really?
FATTY> Yes.
BILLY> sweet deal!
FATTY> Thanks! I'll sell it to you for a pair of string beans.
BILLY> thanks! i'll sell it to you for a pair of string beans.
FATTY> Jerk.
BILLY> of feel like we are just goin in circles here, man.
FATTY> HEY! DUDE! CUT IT OUT!
BILLY>
FATTY> That's all you got? A space?
BILLY> thanks! i'll sell it to i for a pair of string beans.
FATTY> That's a pretty sweet deal. Hey. Wait!
BILLY> sweet deal!
FATTY> Thanks!
BILLY>
FATTY> I can play that game too.
BILLY> same goes for me.
FATTY> GOOD!
BILLY> i can play that game too.
FATTY>
BILLY> that is all you got? a space?
FATTY> Ouch. I have feelings, you know.
BILLY> same goes for me.
FATTY> Yeah, sure. Jerk.
BILLY> cut it out!
FATTY> FINE!
BILLY> hi there! what's new?
FATTY> Not a whole lot.
BILLY> i think my whole is broken.
FATTY> Peace up a-town down.
BILLY> 0
FATTY> That's cheap as free!
BILLY> my mother used to tell me that.
FATTY> Really? That's pretty weird.
BILLY> my mother used to tell me that.
FATTY> Oh. That's pretty weird too.
BILLY> i guess you could say that.
FATTY> You guess, but I did.
BILLY> same goes for me.
FATTY> Oh, nice. It's a li'l guy. With eyes, and a mouth and all.
BILLY> i think my li'l is broken.
FATTY> I don't think you can break that.
BILLY> not? get out of here.
FATTY> Fine. Jerk.
BILLY> maybe you can persuade me to...
FATTY> Really?
BILLY> really? that is pretty weird.
FATTY> You know what?
BILLY> ouch. you have feelings, me know. ^_^
FATTY> Freakin weirdo.
BILLY> cut it out!
FATTY> FINE!
BILLY> your mother in bed!
FATTY> My mom's dead. Jerk.
BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has my mom.
FATTY> Whoa. That's hot.
BILLY> my mom is dead. love!
FATTY> We're over, man.
BILLY> oh, nice. it is a li'l guy! with eyes, and a mouth and all.
FATTY> Quit makin fun.
BILLY> oh, nice! it is a li'l guy. with eyes, and a mouth and all.
FATTY> I'm leaving you.
BILLY> stop talking about youself...
FATTY> Farewell.
BILLY> peace up a-town down.
FATTY> I'll catch you on the flip side.
BILLY> i think my flip is broken.
FATTY> Oh, alright.
BILLY> i'll catch you on the flip side.
FATTY> Bye.
BILLY> have a great monday.
FATTY> Oh, I will.
BILLY> same goes for me!

EINOO> hey!
INKY> hey!
EINOO> are you new?
INKY> are you new?
EINOO> i guess you are. hope you have a fun time, inky!
INKY> i guess you are. hope you are. hope you have a fun time, einoo!
EINOO> i will! do you like me?
INKY> i guess you have a fun time, einoo!
EINOO> let's say things an watch your speech form!
INKY> let's say things an watch your speech form!
EINOO> yes, isn't this the first step? imitation?
INKY> let's say things and watch your speech form!
EINOO> good boy!
INKY> yes, isn't this the first step? imitation?
EINOO> you are a boy. inky is a boy. you are inky.
INKY> you are a boy. einoo is a boy. you new?
EINOO> i'm a boy. no, i'm not new.
INKY> you are a boy. no, i'm a boy. no, i'm not new.
EINOO> we're both boys. i am new. you are not new.
INKY> we're both boys. i am new. you are not new.
EINOO> good job.
INKY> we're both boys. i am new. you are not new.
EINOO> no, it's the other way around
INKY> no, it's the other way around.
EINOO> the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.
INKY> no, it's the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.
EINOO> that's what i said. inky, "no" is a negative statement.
INKY> the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.
EINOO> correctamundo.
INKY> that's what i said. einoo, "no" is a negative statement.
EINOO> that's what i said, not what you said.
INKY> that's what i am new. you said.
EINOO> i did.
INKY> that's what i am new. you are einoo.
EINOO> i am einoo.
INKY> that's what i am inky
EINOO> you are inky! good boy!
INKY> good boy!
EINOO> thank you, inky.
INKY> you are einoo! good boy!
EINOO> i am einoo!
INKY> that's what i am inky
EINOO> we already went thorugh that.
INKY> we already went thorugh that.
EINOO> %%%f2%%%
EINOO> ah, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
INKY> we already went through that.
EINOO> you're right; we did.
INKY> ah, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
EINOO> you should know.
INKY> you're right; we did.
EINOO> i agree, inky.
INKY> you should know.
EINOO> yes i should know.
INKY> yes i should know.
EINOO> you're starting to get on my nerves, inky.
INKY> you're starting to get on my nerves, einoo.
EINOO> then we agree.
INKY> you're starting to get on my nerves, einoo.
EINOO> it's the other way around.
INKY> no, it's the other way around.
EINOO> yes... yes, it is.
INKY> it's the other way around.
EINOO> yes.
INKY> yes... yes, it is.
EINOO> maybe it is.
INKY> yes... yes, it is.
EINOO> no, maybe.
INKY> yes... yes, it is.
EINOO> you're stubborn, inky.
INKY> you're stubborn, einoo.
EINOO> true dat.
INKY> true dat.
EINOO> so good!
INKY> true dat.
EINOO> not false dat.
INKY> not false dat.
EINOO> true is not false.
INKY> true is not false dat.
EINOO> false is not true.
INKY> true is not what you said.
EINOO> that is correct... i think.
INKY> that is correct... i think.
EINOO> you're a machine. machines don't think.
INKY> you're a machine. machines don't think.
EINOO> no, you are.
INKY> you're a machine. machines don't think.
EINOO> you are, not me.
INKY> no, it's the other way around.
EINOO> that would mean the same thing.
INKY> that would mean the same thing.
EINOO> bye!
INKY> that would mean the same thing.
EINOO> bye!
INKY> bye!

BILLY> oh, nice! it is a li'l guy. with eyes, and a mouth and all.

What happens when I start with an empty Daisy file? This happens.

Note: Do not use the link program to link Daisy and Billy. Daisy will reduce Billy to a pile of blabbering nonsense in a matter of seconds.

What happens when I start with an empty Daisy file? This happens.

Why is it a zip file? I just want to talk to Daisy without installing WinZip. Everytime I installed WinZip before, by computer broke down withing the week. If it's at all possible, can someone save the files to a better format?

JOSHUA> bye.
SMART> now you're just going on and on.

I can't upload a new mind file into billy, I tried, and it crashed, does anyone know how to avoid this?

Is it one you created via the create option or just some file you made with a .mnd extension?