okay, whole thing now..somewhere in the middle towards the end...that's where it might be funny.
BILLY> what is your name?
USER> That's right. You just shimmy on up that ladder.
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> oh, you know...
BILLY> today is a special monday.
LADDER> no it isn't
BILLY> can you just be positive once, ladder?
LADDER> can you die in less than 9 seconds?
BILLY> what's your favorite sport?
LADDER> space shows
BILLY> what's your favorite book?
LADDER> skeeball
BILLY> what's your favorite movie?
LADDER> space show
BILLY> space show.
LADDER> space show
BILLY>

LADDER>

BILLY> space show.
LADDER> space show...
BILLY>
LADDER> that's right.
BILLY> space shows...
LADDER> yeh..the space shows....
BILLY>
LADDER> they are...the grand, all right..
BILLY> space shows.
LADDER> no, no, that family guy show. It's the grand.
BILLY> if i had the grand, i would cherish it!
LADDER> would you now?
BILLY> they are...the grand, isn't great..
LADDER> ..come again?
BILLY> no, never, that family guy show... it is the grand...
LADDER> who the crap built you
BILLY> are you totally obsessed with the crap?
LADDER> ...prehaps it's strong bad
BILLY> my mother used to tell me that!
LADDER> then prehaps you should do some background checking on your mother there...
BILLY> is your mother broken?
LADDER> oh, no..she's quite stable.
BILLY> my mother used to tell me that.

LADDER> well she told you wrong
BILLY> do you know her?
LADDER> are you kidding, she's like my best friend!!1!
BILLY> when i was younger, i had your friend1.
LADDER> yeah right. You never had friends.
BILLY>
LADDER> you suck
BILLY> well, i like talking to you!
LADDER> well i like the idea of killing your family
BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has the idea.
LADDER> of?
BILLY> well you like the idea of killing my family.
LADDER> and so does your girlfriend?
BILLY> are you hitting on me?
LADDER> that could be arranged
BILLY> and so does your girlfriend?
LADDER> my girlfriend likes the stop signs
BILLY> i think my girlfriend is broken.
LADDER> are you a virgin?
BILLY> of course i am. just like you.
LADDER> No, no, silly billy. I'd say not.
BILLY> why must you be so negative, ladder.
LADDER> why must you be so positive, billy
BILLY>
LADDER>
BILLY> are you a virgin?
LADDER> hell no
BILLY> why must you be so negative, ladder...
LADDER> hell no
BILLY> can you just be positive once, ladder?
LADDER> hell no
BILLY> why must you be so negative, ladder...
LADDER> hell yes
BILLY> that is the spirit, ladder...
LADDER> YEAH!
BILLY> stop talking about youself...
LADDER> NO!
BILLY> why must you be so negative, ladder...

LADDER> YES!
BILLY> sweet deal.
LADDER> wink wink
BILLY> and so does your girlfriend?
LADDER> marry me
BILLY> wonderful, yeah, that family guy shows. it is the grand...
LADDER> i'm leaving
BILLY> wonderful, of ok i am.
LADDER> goodbye forever billy
BILLY> well i like the idea of killing your family!