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Jello B. came back and deleted everything.

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I had a dream I was at the Wal-Mart with my family. Whilst looking at the vidya games, I noticed Tim Buckley browsing the PS3 section. I said hello, and my family asked who he was. I told them about CAD, and how he's pretty successful. This is weird, considering I never have any famous people in my dreams. Unless you count the folks at Bungie as celebrities.

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"If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike." -Unknown

My dream last night was a little weird.
I'm not sure how it started, but it was a concert like/banquet like thing. It was like a concert because there was an audience, but it was like a banquet because there were awards and recognitions going around. And I think it was set in my Freshman year, because there were people there who graduated my Freshman year. However, they were referencing events that happened in the past eight months, so basically, I have no idea what was going on.
So anyways, Tanya, this girl that I met last year, who quickly became my best friend, was in it. (real life thing starting here) And for the longest time, I liked her a lot, even with the age gap, I still found a way to be infatuated with her. And I told her that before she went away to college, because I figured that she should know. (back to dream) So anyways, she got up in front of the whole everybody. All the people spectating, and all the people on the stage with us. And she was all like, "Okay, I need this moment to recognize my friend Brian, because basically he's been the greatest friend I have ever had in my entire life, and there were certain events that happened that were unfortunate, but luckily, we were able to work them, and just become better friends. And now that I am gone, he only gets to see me once or twice a year, and it's really hard to keep a friendship going. But he does, just because he loves me so much. So I make sure just to spoil him with whatever he wants everytime I'm down here, just because he deserves it. You know, getting him something special, maybe even slipping some alcohol his way..."
At this moment I was like, "Wait, what? Um, I'm pretty sure that has never happened. I look into the crowd, and see my mom, and she's kinda looking up angrily at me, and I see her start to get up, as if she is coming up to spank me, or something. So I take that moment to leave, after accepting a really ugly hat as a gift from Tanya.
I start out the back door, and this other girl, Karissa, asks me if she can have a ride home. With my mom approaching fast, I'm like, "Well, it's not really the best time for me," but I decide to give her a ride anyways, just because she's a really good friend. So we get in my car...which for some reason is a Pontiac Vibe...and begin our journey. For a while, I think I have lost my mother, and I can just leisurely continue to Karissa's house. I turn one corner, and there she is, waiting for me. So then it kinda turned into a car chase, and I sped up, and drove like, 100 all the way to her house.
But I never made it because my alarm went off.

it was just weird.

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I was driving around in a car with my friends and it was sort of like in San Andreas except the Badlands were now a rainforest. So we're in the rainforest driving when all of a sudden, my driving friend's hair gets wet. He looks into the mirror and starts combing it and I warn him not to because there's a narrow bridge up ahead. He doesn't listen and we plummet down this cliff.

And then the bottom of the drop turns into a spaceship or something. And there was something weird at my school about pyramids or something, I don't remember that part very well.

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My dream last night had something to do with Easter and baseball. I was using some oddly-shaped metal contraption as a bat, and it allowed me to hit off of a few good pitches. Instead of staying on bases, we had to put some box of Easter candy down.

Later in the day, I was eating another box of Easter candy that were a bunch of tiny pellets of gum.

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I had a very strange dream last night.
I wanted to post a screenshot of my wallpaper on the forum, but the wallpaper was that "thank you for downloading Firefox 3" page that you get when you download it, and it had my personal details all over it (I couldn't see exactly which personal details were there, but I didn't want to show them on the internet). So I copied it onto my Mum's computer (somehow) and tried to edit it. But Mum had downloaded a new version of paint that couldn't cover up the information without it still being readable.
So I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and cut a square around the part of the image I wanted removed, then used the fill option to fill that square with black. This caused a real bucket of paint to pour onto a large piece of wood which I somehow recognised as my screenshot. The paint was too thick though and wouldn't spread completely over the words I wanted to cover up, so I ran my finger through the paint and pushed it through a maze that was sticking out of the wood.
When I was finally finished I looked at the piece of wood/screenshot, and realised my personal details were still readable. I got really angry and started punching the paint and the wooden maze, and then I woke up.

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SIBHoD.

I lol'd through the whole thing.

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Forumopolis was a city in my dream last night. Dark Grapefruit had a psychic vision predicting the end of Forumopolis, but none of the mods would listen. (INCLUDING YOU, RAMROD!) Anyway, a bunch of spammers showed up, and several of them claimed to be Clan, so some mod killed them all with a bannination laser. After some kind of weird controversy, Jello B. came back. He started deleting threads and accounts and stuff, and we were in A&C, so I climbed onto the train leading from one forum to another. It started to leave for Off-Subject, but Jello came up on top with me. There was an epic battle, and he managed to blast my arm off. Just as he was about to kill me, my alarm went off, so I never got to see what happened.

Would that be an awesome (if not stupid) movie or what?!

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Okay, this one was pretty weird.

I went upstairs to get a snack, and for some reason, there was a sniper sitting right outside my window. We stared at each other dumbly for a few seconds, and then he shot me in the neck with a tranquilizer dart (which broke through the glass somehow). When I woke up, he was gone, the window was repaired, and everything was back to normal.

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Haha, you rock. I'd be the crazy old lady that lives by herself and screams about THE FUTURE.

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Best. Dream. Ever.

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Actually, we were just in Random Thoughts, then you collapsed, started seizing, then you screamed out this big like, prepared speech about how we're all doomed and stuff.

I have to admit, it was pretty hilarious.

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WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE YOU FELL ASLEEP. I MUST HAVE THIS DREAM.

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Um...I ate massive amounts of ice cream after reading the forum, I think.

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Dude, what kind of ice cream? I love having crazy dreams!

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Friendly's mint chocolate chip.

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Okay, so I had this very weird dream involving Christmas, Santa, slavery, and the military.

So, Santa and Mrs. Claus drops in for a visit at somebody's house, where several families, friends, and that dog from Family Dog were celebrating the holiday. Santa offers for several people to come visit him at the North Pole, and two girls, a guy, Bruce Springsteen for some reason (in name only), Scott from CAD (or possibly Jello), and said dog.

As they approach the North Pole, Santa notices something wrong with this domain, but they get shot down and taken prisoner by an evil Santa. So, they are taken into slavery making coal toys(?), or maybe making toys and mining coal.

This goes on for nearly a year (I don't know why Mrs. Claus and the others were like "DURRR" during this time, but they were), and in that time Bruce and Scott/Jello get maimed along with one other person they know. Not sure how Bruce and that other guy got maimed, but for Scott/Jello, running from a lava flow (I guess there was some underground volcano or something), tripping, and losing about 3/4 of a leg from said lava.

By the next Christmas season, Mrs. Claus gets worried and thinks that evil Santa got out and is turning the North Pole into a wasteland of some sort, so she gets two girls, three guys, and Buster/K-10 from Family Dog (I'm thinking K-10, as he was shown as pretty aggressive in the show, while Buster was simply stuck up BUT BOTH HAD THE SAME EXACT DESIGN WTF) to infiltrate the North Pole, free the slaves, and recapture the place. To do this, she asks the army for 100,000 troops as evil Santa took everything seriously and has a pretty kick-awesome security/prison system, making invasion pretty tough.

So, with the infiltrators, they sneak in and manage to keep from getting caught with K-10 mauling the elves who are either willingly working for evil Santa or brainwashed. At this time, Scott/Jello has been ill/injured (different from other thing) for some time now and deemed useless and put up for euthanasia.

Said infiltrators find the slave barracks and locate Santa and the others (except Scott/Jello, who was taken to the death room), and the attack commences. Through the chaos, Scott/Jello is found and saved before the gas does him in and rescued.

In the end, the North Pole is successfully retaken, the infiltrators deemed heroes, and the slaves still alive (and particularly the maimed) courageous.

Actually, I think it was more of Scott than Jello, though "Scott" was mouthier, not unlike the Jello representation in my comic.

Also, the slaves were fed a weird concoction of this tan mush and Scott's toilet paper (Oh God) in something called "bacon".

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WHAAAAAT???


*buys 10*

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You must make your dream a book.

Can't remember too many details from this one I had two nights ago. But it was an awesome dream. Lessee:

-Something about Mom signing me up for a class at a restaurant
-Outdoor furry convention
-My friend Earl (dressed as Indy Jones) & I running away from something before it explodes, only to find later that it doesn't.
-Sliding down a metal chute in a rickety wooden building filled with cartoon posters.

Dreams are so weird. I wish I could record them.

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Yeah. When I was awake for a small amount of time at about 11 this morning, I was all "Heck yes! I need to make this into a book!", so I went back to sleep to formulate the details.

However, there are way too many plotholes to really write it.

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Two words: kid's book.

But that's the whole point of surrealism! There's no sense to make; just whatever comes out of your unconscious. Case in point: "Un Chien Andalou" by Salvador Dalí and Luis Buñuel.

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A restaurant class? Furry convention? Indiana Jones-dressed friends running from explosive things that are duds? Metal cartoon-filled chute? And this was all one dream?

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Yeah, pretty much. All the events occurred roughly in that order.

I had a dream that I met like all the members on SI in real life.

So I dreamed that I was back at college, and some weirdo had hidden plastic peanut-shaped containers (each holding a single, actual peanut) all over my room. I have NO idea where that came from.

After that I dreamed that I went to Colorado, Pennsylvania, VA, and a beach, all within short time of each other, that was pretty neat, albeit odd.

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So in this dream last night, I was bored so I thought I'd play a game. And then suddenly, I was in this old house with two other guys and we had to kill monsters by zapping them with our hands. And then sometimes the monsters were disguised as real people and we had to discover they were really monsters and kill them. So we wandered through this house, up stairs, into closets, killing monsters and monsters who looked like people (somehow I just knew they were really monsters...). And I decided to be a cleric or something so I started gaining points and then finally I got to a cleric and the game ended. So I thought (In my dream) that that was kinda fun and maybe I should play again but I couldn't find the website again. And then I woke up.

And then later on I had another dream; all I remember of it was that the temperature was 150 F and I was so excited it was so hot and I was gonna go post it on HRWF and all and then I realized that I couldn't for some reason. And that's all I remember of that one.

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I had a dream that involved being trapped under some wooden structure with a thunderstorm surrounding me. If I remember correctly, it was part of somebody's back yard, and I went back there to take some pictures of some storm damage from a few days beforehand. There was also a blast of lightning that made me both blind and deaf for an extended period of time.

Yep...dream fragments.

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One of my teachers was stealing from a kid's locker or something so he got fired and there was some big investigation and apparently he was wanted for murders and something else that I forgot and his car got taken so he had to ride to court on his bicycle. And we all had posters and signs and stuff and we were like "FREE THE JENA SIX" except we aren't in Jena and there was only one of them there so anyways that was my dream.

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