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Take one drink when...

* Alton explains why he uses kosher salt.
* Alton takes kosher salt from the "salt holder/container/cheese
holder/williams sonoma thingie"
* Someone on the Food TV "Good Eats" forum asks where to get the
"salt holder/container/shredded cheese holder/williams sonoma
thingie".
* Alton appears on the screen in his NECI cap.
* Alton talks through an appliance cam (such as refrigerator cam).
* Alton says "Wash those (insert here) hands!"
* Alton shows up at Bed, Bath and Beyond to buy an appliance and annoy W.
* Alton has an ingredient under lock and key (in a safe or chained to him).
* A "family" member of Alton's appears on the show.
* You can view the book, "Visual Food" in Alton's kitchen.
* Alton appears at a factory/production company for the food he is
featuring on the show.
* Alton appears in a location outside of Georgia.
* Alton cooks outside of his kitchen.
* Alton asks someone how they like their food (such as steak).
* Alton mentions/quotes/lampoons a T.V or Movie show.
* Alton shows up at Krogers.
* Steve Rooney appears as the Mad French Chef in an episode.
* Shirley O. Corriher appears in an episode.
* Alton gets caught doing something he's not supposed to be doing
(Benjamin bunny, cooking at the diner, etc.).
* Alton says, "I'm not a nutritional anthropologist" or something
close to that.

Take two drinks when...

* A real family member of Alton's appears on the show.
* W appears with Alton in a location other than Bed, Bath and Beyond.
* Someone says they do not like/eat the food Alton is cooking (i.e. Steak).
* One of Alton's alter egos shows up on the show (Anti-Alton,
Action Figure Alton).
* Alton shows up in Publix! (I love Publix!)
* Alton shows up in another country(?)
* Something is stolen from Alton.
* You can see the David dress-up magnet on the refrigerator.
* During an official Food TV chat, someone asks a question
answered in a "Good Eats" show (no, wait a minute, that could be
baaaaaad! I am not responsible if you should do this).
* Alton mentions he likes to grind herbs/spices in a coffee grinder.
* Take another drink if he then goes on to explain why he would
not do it for this particular herb/spice.
* Alton uses his Godzilla water spritzer.
* Steve Rooney appears as a historical figure in an episode.
* Alton appears as Roman (solder/emperor/whatever).
* Alton appears in an add for Food Network.
* A blooper/accident makes it on the show.

Take a mouthful of your drink when...

* Alton says "kick it up a notch" (Make sure to watch the commercials)
* You actually make the brined Turkey (no reason, I just take my
hat off to you and think you deserve a toast.)
* Alton uses a salt other than kosher salt.
* Alton sings.

Drink the whole drink when...

* Alton uses table salt!!!

Jordan, you are THE SUCK at kissing! YAY! Just thought you should know! Rainbows! Sunshine!

What if you're watching Iron Chef America? Do you still have to do all the Alton Brown stuff?

Am I the only person that cringes every time Rachel Ray says "EVOO" in stead of Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

*shudder*

(Off-topic: Wait, there was a Good Eats Drinking Game?)

One of my peeps from Yale has his own show there.. his name is Dave Leiberman, and his show is on Saturdays at 1:30pm and I think once during the week as well.. you can learn more at his website:

http://www.davecooks.net