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Author:  AgentSeethroo [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Teh Food Network!!

Okay, I know that there are some die-hard Food Network fiendies here.

Show yourselves!

Here's something to discuss:

THE GOOD EATS DRINKING GAME!!!
Quote:
Take one drink when...

* Alton explains why he uses kosher salt.
* Alton takes kosher salt from the "salt holder/container/cheese
holder/williams sonoma thingie"
* Someone on the Food TV "Good Eats" forum asks where to get the
"salt holder/container/shredded cheese holder/williams sonoma
thingie".
* Alton appears on the screen in his NECI cap.
* Alton talks through an appliance cam (such as refrigerator cam).
* Alton says "Wash those (insert here) hands!"
* Alton shows up at Bed, Bath and Beyond to buy an appliance and annoy W.
* Alton has an ingredient under lock and key (in a safe or chained to him).
* A "family" member of Alton's appears on the show.
* You can view the book, "Visual Food" in Alton's kitchen.
* Alton appears at a factory/production company for the food he is
featuring on the show.
* Alton appears in a location outside of Georgia.
* Alton cooks outside of his kitchen.
* Alton asks someone how they like their food (such as steak).
* Alton mentions/quotes/lampoons a T.V or Movie show.
* Alton shows up at Krogers.
* Steve Rooney appears as the Mad French Chef in an episode.
* Shirley O. Corriher appears in an episode.
* Alton gets caught doing something he's not supposed to be doing
(Benjamin bunny, cooking at the diner, etc.).
* Alton says, "I'm not a nutritional anthropologist" or something
close to that.

Take two drinks when...

* A real family member of Alton's appears on the show.
* W appears with Alton in a location other than Bed, Bath and Beyond.
* Someone says they do not like/eat the food Alton is cooking (i.e. Steak).
* One of Alton's alter egos shows up on the show (Anti-Alton,
Action Figure Alton).
* Alton shows up in Publix! (I love Publix!)
* Alton shows up in another country(?)
* Something is stolen from Alton.
* You can see the David dress-up magnet on the refrigerator.
* During an official Food TV chat, someone asks a question
answered in a "Good Eats" show (no, wait a minute, that could be
baaaaaad! I am not responsible if you should do this).
* Alton mentions he likes to grind herbs/spices in a coffee grinder.
* Take another drink if he then goes on to explain why he would
not do it for this particular herb/spice.
* Alton uses his Godzilla water spritzer.
* Steve Rooney appears as a historical figure in an episode.
* Alton appears as Roman (solder/emperor/whatever).
* Alton appears in an add for Food Network.
* A blooper/accident makes it on the show.

Take a mouthful of your drink when...

* Alton says "kick it up a notch" (Make sure to watch the commercials)
* You actually make the brined Turkey (no reason, I just take my
hat off to you and think you deserve a toast.)
* Alton uses a salt other than kosher salt.
* Alton sings.

Drink the whole drink when...

* Alton uses table salt!!!


If you can think of some more drinky thingies to add, please add 'em!

Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:01 pm ]
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Take one drink when: Rachel Ray says "garbage bowl that"

Author:  Didymus [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:01 pm ]
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What if you're watching Iron Chef America? Do you still have to do all the Alton Brown stuff?

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:10 pm ]
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I lurve Good Eats.

I also lurve Iron Chef [America].

Really the Food Network is the only regret I have about ditching cable.

Author:  AgentSeethroo [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:13 pm ]
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Didymus wrote:
What if you're watching Iron Chef America? Do you still have to do all the Alton Brown stuff?


I think it applies there, too!

Am I the only person that cringes every time Rachel Ray says "EVOO" in stead of Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

*shudder*

Author:  Didymus [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:13 pm ]
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$40 A Day. That's my show! Rachael Ray = Teh quteness.

I don't watch her other show that much (something about being at work when it's on), but it does happen to be on right now.

I like Iron Chef America, but I like the original more. More drama. What, with all the factions and grudges. Plus, I think it's cooler when the challenger can pick which Iron Chef they want to challenge.

Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:04 am ]
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AgentSeethroo wrote:
Am I the only person that cringes every time Rachel Ray says "EVOO" in stead of Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

*shudder*

There's a restaurant here called EVOO.
Dumb name.

Author:  Markie [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:22 am ]
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Besides from usual cheesy cartoons, Food Network impresses me. GO IRON CHEF. AND MR. LAGASSI AS WELL.

(Off-topic: Wait, there was a Good Eats Drinking Game?)

Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:36 am ]
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Markie wrote:
(Off-topic: Wait, there was a Good Eats Drinking Game?)


Mr Agent just made it up.

NEXT!!

Author:  DESTROY US ALL! [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:16 am ]
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i'm not the biggest food nextwork fan.
I like Good Eats, Malto Mario, paula Dean, and Unwrapped.
(unwrapped only because i can doa great impression of the host. its easy, just say corny things with long pauses)

Author:  soce,the elemental wizard [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:55 pm ]
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One of my peeps from Yale has his own show there.. his name is Dave Leiberman, and his show is on Saturdays at 1:30pm and I think once during the week as well.. you can learn more at his website:

http://www.davecooks.net

Author:  Susan [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:18 pm ]
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Emerial Live, Sugar, Unwrapped. My Fave food network shows right there.

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:02 pm ]
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Oh, yeah! I like the ol' Bam-Meister, too.

Author:  DESTROY US ALL! [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:39 pm ]
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socetew wrote:
One of my peeps from Yale has his own show there.. his name is Dave Leiberman, and his show is on Saturdays at 1:30pm and I think once during the week as well.. you can learn more at his website:

http://www.davecooks.net

Any realation to Joe by chance?
Then I'd watch it all the time. ;)

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