creepy clown ronald

Kinsey · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:31 pm

Who hates Ronald McDonald? I think he's creepy cuz most of the TV spots he appears in he has this HUGE smile on and seems to be telling kids to "come with him" :eek:

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:39 pm

Ever heard of The Meatclown? I can't find the video anymore, but there are some web images.

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:58 pm

Kinsey wrote:

Who hates Ronald McDonald? I think he's creepy cuz most of the TV spots he appears in he has this HUGE smile on and seems to be telling kids to "come with him" :eek:

Ronald isnt that creepy...

MeatClown, can I get that off Google?

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:59 pm

Should be able to. But I can't find the original movie anymore. I think it was taken down.

It was basically a parady of McDonald's, about how McD's encourages children to develop extremely unhealthy eating habits.

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:00 pm

Didymus wrote:

Should be able to. But I can't find the original movie anymore. I think it was taken down.

EDIT: I cant find it....

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:03 pm

Here's the original web page: http://www.boobiegirl.com/meatclown.html

Shopiom · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:04 pm

Kinsey wrote:

Who hates Ronald McDonald?

Who doesn't hate him?

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:05 pm

Didymus wrote:

Here's the original web page: http://www.boobiegirl.com/meatclown.html

That seems law-suit worthy..

Those grinding images are a little messed up.

And hamburgers growing on trees? The word "Ham" is right in it.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:34 pm

The Noid wrote:

And hamburgers growing on trees? The word "Ham" is right in it.

And yet Hamburgers are made from ground beef, not ham.

As for Ronald, he is kinda creepy. But that's just because clowns are naturally creepy.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:11 am

Kinsey wrote:

Who hates Ronald McDonald? I think he's creepy cuz most of the TV spots he appears in he has this HUGE smile on and seems to be telling kids to "come with him" :eek:

woah, kinsey, you seem to not like anything at all, dont you? whats next, breathing?

well, i dont think ronald is creepy, or hurtful or anything, hes just a guy getting paid to act, so leave him be, and he wont eat your children

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

Well, yeah, Ronald is a bit unnerving. But there are more disturbing McDonald's characters-namely, the discontinued character the Hammurderer.

From the Onion, greatest newspaper in the world:

The Onion wrote:

Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

If you are creeped out by a McDonald's character, choose him.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:31 am

Sui wrote:

Well, yeah, Ronald is a bit unnerving. But there are more disturbing McDonald's characters-namely, the discontinued character the Hammurderer.

From the Onion, greatest newspaper in the world:

The Onion wrote:

Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

If you are creeped out by a McDonald's character, choose him. XP

Wow, he looks like Hamburglar...

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:54 am

The Noid wrote:

Sui wrote:

Well, yeah, Ronald is a bit unnerving. But there are more disturbing McDonald's characters-namely, the discontinued character the Hammurderer.

From the Onion, greatest newspaper in the world:

The Onion wrote:

Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

If you are creeped out by a McDonald's character, choose him. XP

Wow, he looks like Hamburglar...

you guys, remember, THIS IS THE ONION WERE TALKING ABOUT! the onion only reports new like "Osama Seen Eating Booger" or "George Bush Seen At Dennys" or anything like that. this is the stuff michale moore based Farenheit 9/11 on!
TOASTPAINT,

Kinsey · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:16 am

Sui wrote:

Well, yeah, Ronald is a bit unnerving. But there are more disturbing McDonald's characters-namely, the discontinued character the Hammurderer.

From the Onion, greatest newspaper in the world:

The Onion wrote:

Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

If you are creeped out by a McDonald's character, choose him.

That's freaky! I should not see that cuz I"M ONLY 11!!!!!

King Nintendoid · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:28 am

Penny Arcade reveals the..... er.. truth.
Warning: Very Strong Language.
<Edit by Seethroo>

>.> KGB fries

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:13 am

Kinsey wrote:

Sui wrote:

Well, yeah, Ronald is a bit unnerving. But there are more disturbing McDonald's characters-namely, the discontinued character the Hammurderer.

From the Onion, greatest newspaper in the world:

The Onion wrote:

Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

If you are creeped out by a McDonald's character, choose him.

That's freaky! I should not see that cuz I"M ONLY 11!!!!!

I'm only 10, I saw it, it was pretty funny.

Vintage McDoanlds characters always feel good when you find them. Lkke, I have satues of Big Mac and Mayor Mc Cheese at my local one. And then theres Grimaces Irish uncle, Uncle O' Grimace. He's awexome.

Heh. I'll dress up as him for Halloween some time.

Stinko girl 20x6 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:21 pm

i find it weird that he's incredibubly skinny but the people who regularly eat there.. well... they're fat.
but yes. he is creepy. kinda like Michael Jackson, but dressed as a clown..

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:48 pm

Stinko girl 20x6 wrote:

but yes. he is creepy. kinda like Michael Jackson, but dressed as a clown..

Michael Jackson is probably the guys who plays Ronald. Wouldn't suprise me a bit.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:49 pm

Stinko girl 20x6 wrote:

i find it weird that he's incredibubly skinny but the people who regularly eat there.. well... they're fat.
but yes. he is creepy. kinda like Michael Jackson, but dressed as a clown..

The peopele that5 go to McDoanlds are fat because they eat 45 hamburgers, 52 fries, and for a ice cool drink they get 23 milkshakes. Ans thats a small snack.

Seriously, how the crap do they get away with all those law-suits?

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:51 pm

The Noid wrote:

Seriously, how the crap do they get away with all those law-suits?

Because the Judge knows that it's the people's fault for going and eating there. It's not like they're being forced to eat the Big Mac. Youcan go and open s foodchain that seels nothing but lard, the thing is though, you might not have that many customers...or maybe you will, who knows.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:53 pm

ramrod wrote:

The Noid wrote:

Seriously, how the crap do they get away with all those law-suits?

Because the Judge knows that it's the people's fault for going and eating there. It's not like they're being forced to eat the Big Mac. Youcan go and open s foodchain that seels nothing but lard, the thing is though, you might not have that many customers...or maybe you will, who knows.

Actaually, I'm talking about the people who spill coffee on themselves and sue McDonalds.

AND THEN THEY GET AWAY WITH IT

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:45 pm

Ronald may be creepy but Grimace rules all.

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

Choc-o-lardiac Arrest wrote:

you guys, remember, THIS IS THE ONION WERE TALKING ABOUT! the onion only reports new like "Osama Seen Eating Booger" or "George Bush Seen At Dennys" or anything like that. this is the stuff michale moore based Farenheit 9/11 on!
TOASTPAINT,

I know that the Onion is fake. I'm no fool. And Michael Moore is not the lying idiot you make him out to be. I wouldn't mind hearing why he's so wrong, although here is not the place.

Also, the Onion is genius. Don't insult them with meagre headlines like those. They're responsible for such humourous headlines as "Ashcroft Orders Staff to Chain Him Before Next Full Moon" and "Kim-Jong II Morphs Into Giant Robot".

That Penny Arcade comic, well, I'll just say it's got a pretty accurate line in there: "Ronald puts a happy face on all that." I mean, McDonald's would hardly appear as family-friendly without its beloved mascots, right?

As to the arguments over McDonald's responsiblity... people may choose to eat there, but McDonald's knows it's pretty much the most popular fastfood franchise in the world (somehow), and yet it continues to serve such unhealthy trash, when it knows it could spend a little bit more money to make a healthier product and still make money. But it doesn't, it's too greedy. People may choose to go there, but McDonald's doesn't help the situation. Legally, the people are wrong. Morally? McDonald's.

In closing, another Onion headline: McDonald's Losing Customers to Food

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:46 pm

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Ronald may be creepy but Grimace rules all.

Especially when he's Creepy Four-Armed Grimace!

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:59 pm

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Ronald may be creepy but Grimace rules all.

Especially when he's Creepy Four-Armed Grimace!

I've always wanted to see a picture of that...

When did The Mam Mureder be on air?

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

The Noid wrote:

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Ronald may be creepy but Grimace rules all.

Especially when he's Creepy Four-Armed Grimace!

I've always wanted to see a picture of that...

When did The Mam Mureder be on air?

No, the Onion's entirely satirical. The Hammurderer never actually existed, except in the imagination of a few very odd people and the memory of those who read the product of their efforts.

The Noid · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:14 am

Sui wrote:

The Noid wrote:

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Ronald may be creepy but Grimace rules all.

Especially when he's Creepy Four-Armed Grimace!

I've always wanted to see a picture of that...

When did The Mam Mureder be on air?

No, the Onion's entirely satirical. The Hammurderer never actually existed, except in the imagination of a few very odd people and the memory of those who read the product of their efforts.

Onion Sucks now that I know that...

I should've known. He was a recolor of Hamburglar.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:23 pm

I don't know about the U.S, but our McMascots are Ronald, Hamburglar, Grimace and Birdy. But no "Mayor McCheesy" or the like...

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:06 pm

Even though clowns freak me out, Ronald McDonald is an exception, and I am not just saying that because I used to work at McDonald's.

Trev-MUN · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:20 pm

The Noid wrote:

Actaually, I'm talking about the people who spill coffee on themselves and sue McDonalds.

AND THEN THEY GET AWAY WITH IT

Little known fact about that case: The coffee was around 180 to 190 degrees farenheit (82-88 degrees celsius). That caused third-degree burns (in other words, killed nerve tissue and charred her skin) over six percent of that woman's skin. She remained in the hospital for eight days while she underwent skin grafting. Two years of treatment followed.

I'm pretty sure that when everyone thinks of this case, they imagine the coffee being only lukewarm, causing maybe a sunburn-type injury, and conclude that the woman is an idiot and the legal system is flawed, or that Americans are lawsuit happy.

Well, she DID spill the coffee on herself and therefore part of the blame rests on her, but come on guys, coffee served hot enough to cause third degree burns? Don't you think that's a BIT much? Heck, coffee I make at the house never gets that hot (I use cold skim milk to cool down the coffee to a drinkable temperature) ...

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