creepy clown ronald

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:26 pm

Why do you think they but "CAUTION: CONTENTS VERY HOT" in big bold letters, on the side of the coffee cups? It's not McDonald's fault that she couldn't read. When I worked at McDonald's the temperature of the coffee was around 120-130 degrees.

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:34 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Why do you think they but "CAUTION: CONTENTS VERY HOT" in big bold letters, on the side of the coffee cups? It's not McDonald's fault that she couldn't read. When I worked at McDonald's the temperature of the coffee was around 120-130 degrees.

Actually, the Caution was put on the cups as a result of her pouring the contents on herself.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:38 pm

ramrod wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Why do you think they but "CAUTION: CONTENTS VERY HOT" in big bold letters, on the side of the coffee cups? It's not McDonald's fault that she couldn't read. When I worked at McDonald's the temperature of the coffee was around 120-130 degrees.

Actually, the Caution was put on the cups as a result of her pouring the contents on herself.

Well then the woman lacked common sense. That steam coming from the coffee cup isn't because it's angry.

Can I get an order of TOASTPAINT?

Acekirby · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:19 pm

The Noid wrote:

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Ronald may be creepy but Grimace rules all.

Especially when he's Creepy Four-Armed Grimace!

I've always wanted to see a picture of that...

There's a picture on the wiki.

I guess Ronald's all right. I got no beef with him.

No Toppings · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:59 am

I've seen creepier clowns. Ever heard of Pennywise? HE is teh creepy.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:12 am

Type: Put Clown In Nuclear Reactor.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:34 pm

No Toppings wrote:

I've seen creepier clowns. Ever heard of Pennywise? HE is teh creepy.

Showeth me teh Pennywise!

Man, I wish Fruit brute and Yummy Mummy still existed...

Toastpaint in da hiz-house!

Bugkiss · **Joined:** Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:05 pm **Posts:** 2226

I hate ronald. A lot. He is one of the 562 reasons I don't eat at McDonalds.

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Kinsey · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:36 pm

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:43 pm

Kinsey wrote:

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

No they don't. That is just a myth.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:45 pm

Kinsey wrote:

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

THE CRAP?????

That is pure-bull-honkey.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:47 pm

The Noid wrote:

Kinsey wrote:

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

THE CRAP?????

That is pure-bull-honkey.

Maybe some of the erisponsible (sp?) teens that work at the place would do that.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:56 pm

Funkstar wrote:

The Noid wrote:

Kinsey wrote:

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

THE CRAP?????

That is pure-bull-honkey.

Maybe some of the erisponsible (sp?) teens that work at the place would do that.

I doubt it...

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No Toppings · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:27 pm

T3h pennywise. Creeeeeepy no? He has a famous line too.

Pennywise (standing in sewer): Would you like a baloon?
Kid: Does it float?
Pennywise: Of course it does! Everything floats down here! You will too once youre DEAD! *Pennywise pulls kid in to sewers*

This guy is waaaay creepier than Ronald.

King Nintendoid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:32 pm

No. Pennywise is INTENTIONALLY creepy. Ronald wasn't MEANT to be creepy.

This makes him creepier then Pennywise

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:33 pm

Yeah. Pennywise just kills the kids right out. Ronald does it by the slow process of clogging up their little arteries and giving them high blood pressure and heart disease.

King Nintendoid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:11 pm

Didymus wrote:

Yeah. Pennywise just kills the kids right out. Ronald does it by the slow process of clogging up their little arteries and giving them high blood pressure and heart disease.

Not to mention he slowly drains them and their family of money in the process.....

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:13 pm

No Toppings wrote:

T3h pennywise. Creeeeeepy no? He has a famous line too.

Pennywise (standing in sewer): Would you like a baloon?
Kid: Does it float?
Pennywise: Of course it does! Everything floats down here! You will too once youre DEAD! *Pennywise pulls kid in to sewers*

This guy is waaaay creepier than Ronald.

1. Who in the right mind would create him?
2. What the heck did he advertise?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:19 pm

I think Stephen King created Pennywise. I think Willard Scott created Ronald McDonald.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:22 pm

Didymus wrote:

I think Stephen King created Pennywise. I think Willard Scott created Ronald McDonald.

Wow, Stephen King likes making murderous clowns. (Pennywise, It,...)

I've always wondered why they pulled off Mayor McCheese and Big Mac. I have statues of them in my local, and it's getting rebuilt...

Darn you, bigger buisness opprutunities. You get another point.

1-Up Cheatachu · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:30 pm

I like Ronald... He just brings back good memories. I used to watch those cartoon you could get at McDonald's all the time when I was younger. And I met him once. He brings back all those nice memories...

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:41 pm

1-Up Cheatachu wrote:

I like Ronald... He just brings back good memories. I used to watch those cartoon you could get at McDonald's all the time when I was younger. And I met him once. He brings back all those nice memories...

I have every one of those ever released(I think...)

Did they ever make that Loch-Ness Monster esque one? I'm not sure.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:23 pm

The Noid wrote:

I doubt it...

ALSO:http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greengrimmace8yb.gif

Uncle O' Grimmacy Lives!

I am going to kill who ever made that up. The racism! IT BURNS!!

No Toppings · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:23 pm

The Noid wrote:

Didymus wrote:

I think Stephen King created Pennywise. I think Willard Scott created Ronald McDonald.

Wow, Stephen King likes making murderous clowns. (Pennywise, It,...)

I've always wondered why they pulled off Mayor McCheese and Big Mac. I have statues of them in my local, and it's getting rebuilt...

Darn you, bigger buisness opprutunities. You get another point.

Er, Pennywise IS it, it's what they call IT. Ronald is just....bleh...not really creepy, more...kuduigsh...that's the word.

Kinsey · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:24 pm

Funkstar wrote:

The Noid wrote:

Kinsey wrote:

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

THE CRAP?????

That is pure-bull-honkey.

Maybe some of the erisponsible (sp?) teens that work at the place would do that.

Yeah, I heard they DESPISE kids

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:26 pm

Kinsey wrote:

Funkstar wrote:

The Noid wrote:

Kinsey wrote:

I heard they put stuff like needles and knifes in the ballpits on purpose

THE CRAP?????

That is pure-bull-honkey.

Maybe some of the erisponsible (sp?) teens that work at the place would do that.

Yeah, I heard they DESPISE kids

Once again, Bull Honkey. If they hated Kids, why would they build big playgrtounds? And Chocolate Milk? And Happy Meals? Or the cartoons?

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

The Noid wrote:

Once again, Bull Honkey. If they hated Kids, why would they build big playgrtounds? And Chocolate Milk? And Happy Meals? Or the cartoons?

Well, they don't hate children, but as for why they make those? Wow. I can't believe the answer to that question would elude anyone... *sigh* It's called advertising. In this case, the advertising is not only using the 'McDonald's exists!' factor, but, as anyone who's watched Super Size Me knows, it imprints McDonald's in the subconscious so that later on, when they see a McDonald's, the subconscious reacts positively, and the conscious mind unwittingly follows it to McDonald's.

The big playgrounds-those get parents and children in the door, the parents hoping to get their energetic children out of the house to a place where they can exert their energy, and the children getting the answer to their prayers-rather, screams of I WANNA PLAY, MOMMY! Note also that the parents not only get their child out of their hair for a few minutes, but also get to end those screams.

More on that if I feel like editing further points in after supper.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:10 pm

Oh yes, Advertising. Theyre making a McDonalds commercial for getting fit, and in 2 months, the Owner of McDonalds is going to sware on some relarives grave that that never aired.

ALSO:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Originalronaldmcdonald.jpg

Ye Oldeen-Times Ronald Mcdonald.

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

The Noid wrote:

Oh yes, Advertising. Theyre making a McDonalds commercial for getting fit, and in 2 months, the Owner of McDonalds is going to sware on some relarives grave that that never aired.

XD You know why they do that? It's so they can say they're not harming people. It's the same reason the tobacco companies hand over money for campaigns against teen smoking. It looks like they're giving a lot of money for a worthy cause, but in reality, they've got millions more lining their coffers, and by enhancing their PR with the campaigns, they make up for what they spent on the campaigns AND make even more money.

Same with McDonald's. They enjoy an improved image, and so the number of customers coming in will increase, as they'll feel less reluctant to eat there, and such will quickly fill up the empty spots in their wallets.

It's all about bank accounts, really.

Also, note that any restaurant which doesn't have physically impossible calorie-to-cubic unit ratios can help you lose weight. If expense exceeds income, what do you get? Loss. You can lose weight at McDonald's, you just have to burn off more than you take in. And given the McDonald's menu, by the time you're full, you're going to have a lot of physical activity ahead of you.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:33 pm

This whole thread makes me realize something...

I'm glad I prefer Burger King

Heh. BK is WAY better. No one ever made some stupid docum,entary about them.

Seriously, what IS so good about Mickey Dees? What do they have over Burger King?

Toastpaint, mayhaps.

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