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What are some inside jokes you and your friends use and made up? Eplain 'em.

Mine:

1) Slapping people hard on the back while saying "You know, you're a good boy (or girl)! A good, good boy (or girl)!". Slap every syllable. For evil people who need to be punished, you give them a *gasp* FINGER TAP!!! OH NOES!!1

2) Burgers. Burgers are the absolute best thing ever. You cannot resist THE BURGER. Also, in my theater arts class, I sometimes do "hey, you got any burgers? I'm hungry!" jokes during improv, and in the absolute weirdest. For instance, once I was playing as a father/husband. My "wife" (in the scene!) was calling the cops because someone stole ur car. But not just ANY car. IT WAS MY NEW SUV!!! NOOO!!! So anyway, sh's calling them, then out of the blue I say, "Honey, ask 'em if they have any burgers over there. I'm hungry!". Whole class cracked up.

3)Stopid! It's a stupid way to say, um, "stupid". Me and one of my friends in Austin were on IM. For no reason, I started spelling out messages letter by letter. So, I then start to say "This is stupid":

t
h
i
s

i
s

s
t

--But then he interuppted:

o
p

I decided to just finish my word.

id

And then it was born.

4) Thousand Krushed Feet. Made when when that same friend was talking about TFK (Thousand Foot Krutch, a band), but misspelled it "TKF". So I asked him if it meant "Thousand Krushed Feet". Ow. That's gotta hurt.

5) "Beat-u-fool!". So I misspelled "Beautiful" when I was talking about a song called "Beautiful World". IMing with same person. Misspelling: Beatufiul. He made fun of it, I made inside joke.

6) "Sta!!!" My older bro likes to wrestle with me for no apparent reason (he's crazy). Sometimes I start yelling at him to "stop!", but the "p" never comes out, making it come out "Sta!!!".

That's all I can think of right now...

Here's a couple...

1) "Yeah... I've got Smarties!" - said in a high, irritating voice. It doesn't mean much.

2) "Lemon meringue." - a greeting, spawned from a misheard phrase.

3) "I saw a little moron, sittin' on the fence, shootin' the breeze." - Though we usually replace "moron" with slightly more offensive words, although I don't think anyone here would be angered by it.

4) "Back of the bus, Rosa Parks." - Eh.

5) Kaiser Williams - a friend of mine's official title. Except that his name isn't Kaiser. Or Williams.

We're a bit strange. A bit.

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i only really have one that i can think of now

Me and my neices will shake things (like chairs tables or trees) and scream "FIRE!!!" and then if we are to see a fire we scream "EARTHQUAKE!!!!" mostly because we started doing this becasue we were bored at my sisters house.

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It's my band! please listen

I got some:

1. My friend and I sing what I call "The Bruins Song" (the song that plays when they score a goal).

2. Another friend and I spontaneously will shout out each others name.

3. Comics I draw are randomly used in conversation (including the supposed "Voice" of the character).

4. Bastonia. It would take way too long to explain.

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My cousin and I invented these really cool superheroes called Grampa Mean and King Mean, or as we liked to call them, Gramps and King. Both of them were extreme practical jokers. For example, Gramps drove a suped up invisible steam roller (AAAARRRRGGGGBLBLBLBL!) with which he flattened pedestrians.

Anyway, that was in high school. 20 years later, and we still call each other Gramps and King.

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"Oh, carp!"
"What the carp?"
"Get that carp outta my face!"
and spelling the word "rock" as "roak", as in "this song roaks".

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I only have one right now:

1) Whenever someone says a joke I'll say, "Not punny."

I'll edit this post when more come into mind.

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Well, one day at the lunchroom, a friend of mine said he was going to the lunch line to pick up some fingers. As he walked off, my friend Sam called out, "What kind of fingers?" The first friend didn't hear him. Sam said, "Garlic fingers?" To this, I replied, in a slightly menacing voice, "Or maybe... Butterfingers?" Sam imitated this: "Or maybe... chicken fingers?" From there, we named as many sorts of fingers as we could, in the same manner. Our friend Elliot was also present, and so despite his lack of participation, he's privy to the joke, and joins in whenever one of us two (me and Sam, the first friend knows nothing of this) starts it after mention of fingers.

Here's another one. My friends and I were sitting in lunch last year, and one of us got a sandwich. He bit into it, spat it out, and exclaimed, "This sandwich tastes like [BUTTOCKS]". Ever since then, we referenced the sandwiches, which we aptly named "[BUTTOCK]wiches". Of course, the "Official" name was "Assorted Sandwiches", so it wasn't much of a stretch in the first place.

Sorry if that got someone angry, but it's one of the biggest jokes my friends and I use.

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I like cheese a lot.
So, when something good happens, my friends and I will always yell out CHEESE!
We also laugh at yellow school buses, laugh at people with roller backpacks, and also (my favorite) enforce the phone zone.
Oh yeah.

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Since my whole world started anew (HIGHSCHOOL), the only real inside joke was that one day, my friend Sean was drawing on my paper when I wasn't looking, and when I turned around, he wrote "WAFFLEZ!!!1" on it. Dunno why, but now that's an insider. And also, the phrase "Hoooold ooon!" was coined my me during math class because he kept asking for help and I was working at the time. Thus spawning the numerous times when he just bothers me in math class and I say "HOOOOLD OOOON!" in a raspy, napoleon dynamite voice.

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1337 !$ 73# \/\/007: A little thing me and Brian came up with sometime in 8th grade. We were making fun of l33t people to the point where he set an alarm on his watch to go off at 1:37 PM (13:37 amirite?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) saying that. Not sure on its significance.

And then there's Brian's constant spelling mistakes. And Seth's handwriting. Yeah, I'm a writing Nazi.

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Thought of some more while I was gone.

1) RoboDucky!!! Me and some (slightly younger) friends of mine at gym made up this weird thing called RoboDucky. Basically, what you do to become a RoboDucky is:

Get in some kinda "squatting" position.(I don't really know what to call it. It's kinda like when you sit [on your butt] with your legs folded "upwards" in front of you. No, I don't mean sitting cross-legged.).

Place your arms outside your legs with your arms bent forward.

Close all your fingers back except your pointer (whaddya call that thing again?) and middle finger. Spread 'em out. Keep your arms the same way.

Now all you gotta to do is "walk" around with that pose. I found it duck-like and robot-like, so I named it RoboDucky.

RoboDuckys come in three versions: RoboDucky, HoboDucky, and HomoDucky (really I hope I dont anger anyone...)

Also, there is a secret RoboDucky handshake (that my friend made up). Two people do it (duh) and they have to be across each other (although it can be from any distance):

In RoboDucky stance, hold your hands out ("hands" as in "RoboDucky hands") either flat or straight up and down. Fit the inbetweens of your fingers into the other person's. Tek 'em out, change angle, and fit it in again. Then you do this wave thing, where you put your two fingers (same hand) together and put them either above or below the others, then kinda wave them up and down. Finally, you kinda wiggle the tw fingers (both hands) in front of the other person.

Weird. I know.

2) "At first I thought you said..." This has become something I've said a lot now, and now it's almost an inside joke between me and my bro. Sometimes he'll say something, but I mishear him, thinking he said something extrememely weird. it's a new source of humor, I guess.

3) Mr. Dorky Schmorgles. Some weird guy I made up and use sometimes as some really creepy guy. He is known to smile a lot, wear braces, nerdy glasses, pocket protector, and a bikini. He has greenish gas coming out of his armpits and butt (he farts a lot), and he has a giant afro made of that same gas. He hiccups a lot.

4) Boss E. Buxx. Character from a story I wrote. He's really obsessed with money, but there's more to him that. Read the story. Anyway, me and my best friend like to make up funny scenarios with him.

And now, that's all I got...

Oh man, there are two many.

Gabs. The word I made up. I'm not exactly sure how it came to be...

Midnight Madness. Don't ask, I don't remember half of it.

Shh! Children' SOONIZN'! (That one's barely an inside joke anymore)

But there's still "Shh, the baby's sleeping" which actually has nothing to do with the above.

Let's see, what else... A pig named bob who puts bombs in boxes of cherioes.

George Geroge with his armadillo Stevie, and Jojo. Not as muchb of an inside joke as it is a story I wrote because I had to, but now it's "famous." Yeah. Weird

A song which words go "The sun don't shine when I'm standing in front of it" I was bored. I randomly break out into song. Thus, it was born.

Another weird song, made by my freind "Imagination is the key to education." Changes everytime. i changed it to :Imagination is the kign of Thailand" That rules way mroe than "key to education"

Too many to remember, I just use so many of tghem and don';t evcen notice, so I can't remember any more.

Oh...wait. I thought of another two finally. I decided not to edit my other post because it would be unnoticed, then.

1)I have just started this one, but our school has a TV program on Fridays during TA(it's like homeroom). It's called LJTV, and the first one was cool, but the second one sucked with lame humor(the anime mix of clips at the end was good though). [I don't think so. We don't use that word in any detrimental sense here. -MHG]

So today during lunch, I asked my friend Josh, "Are you ready for [omitted] TV today?

(Note: The TV program is still cool, though. It's just a little stressed sometimes.)

2) We had assigned lunch seats for the first week of school so I had to sit next to this one girl and guy. The guy kept calling the girl a goth because she kept wearing darker shades of colors, didn't eat, and hated life sometimes. So now, I always bring goth up to her at least once a week.

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The lotus position, perhaps? Hope that's what your looking for... and while I don't do Roboducky, or anything of that sort, I, for the heck of it, sometimes enter the lotus position and walk on my knees. Not an inside joke, merely making my post have some relevance to yours. =P

No. They're more of your legs are folded, but they're striaght up. Kinda like if you were making a ^ with your legs from a side view.

Well, it's not much, but we do have one where you say, in a high voice, á la Ralph Wiggum, "My mommy says I'm special!"

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

My friend Tom and I have a whole Library of stupid jokes:
1) We call eachother: Dupe, Chubmeister, Farch head, and so on.
2) We love to quote the movie: It's a Mad mad mad mad world. (good movie) Our favorite quote yet is, "I do say, if we are going to go, we really must get cracking" (said by the guy who plays Sir Hiss in Robin Hood).
3) We find out how to say stupid stuff in other languages. Like "go suck on fried peanut fish, you dupe!" in french is: Allez sucent sur les poissons frits d'arachide, vous dupent !

One of my other ones that I forgot is my ability to not say "my" in front of my friends. Instead, I say "me." And ever since I stared doing it, a lot of people have started doing it. I'm so awesome.

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Me randomly breaking out in song, me getting annoyed and unsuccesfully trying to attain super siayin, me shouting "Rock on! Mother ****er!!" everytime someone flashes the horns.

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ooooo i have so many!!!!!!!

1) The Jubes. i think i explained this in''Explain your signature' but yeah. me and two of my besties were at the royal show trying dodgy lollies. it goes from there
b) that leads to "Some things just werent meant to be lollies!"

2) Jealous head! - i cant remember what we were arguing about, but me and one of my friends were having a funny little dispute, and she goes 'You're just jealous! You jealous...head!'. hehe.

3)"It's a long long street to drive down, it's a long long way down the street that you must drive down. The way is long, the way is down. You can't walk! You've gotta drive!" So we made up a song. randomly. and?

4) Laundrydum? Laundry.....dom? - one of my friends trying to find the word Laudinum

5) Dignity! Fall of Man! - me and a friend were walking around the modern art section in the WA Art Gallery, and we were complaining about the fact that they all MEANT something. so we were walking around to each painting, and deciding what they meant. "Dignity" "fall of man" "dignity!" "oh definately the fall of man!"

6) and on the same day as in number 5, we walked through the museum and saw a human skeleton. "That poor fellow! Who died...somewhere..."

7) seeing as we make up so many of these catch phrases, "That sounds like a catch phrase!" has become a.... catch phrase

there are so many more..... i'll remember some later!

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Come on in here....

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes! *The Jube Collection*

Ooh! This looks like fun!

Well, one little thing I have with my friend from school (Cafe A La Wishes on the forum) is that we'll go up to each other and say something random in each other's ear, and we'll say it menacingly, like we're trying to win something, and then the other person will say it back, and then sometimes we'll pause before replying like we're worried that we can't thing of anything to say back or shocked like what the other one said was probably going to win.

Like this:

MR: JIMMY BUFFET.
CALW: CHEWING GUM.
MR (shocked): -pauses-
MR: (slowly) 42 CHAIRS.

Phew.

Aaaand...

My mom ALWAYS packs me with a flavored water for lunch, so an inside joke we have is that I'm married to the flavored water, and then they'll steal it and I'll run after them, screaming that they STOLE MY HUSBAND, and on days when I don't bring any they're like, YOU BETRAYED YOUR HUSBAND!

We /are/ weird.

And with my friends from camp that I made over the summer, we're likely to exclaim, "It's a SEXY cactus!" at completely random times.

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Ooh! Finally, I thought of one.

Way back in June, I went on a trip to Toronto with a bunch of friends.
To annoy our drivers, we started this round:

The guys (me and my buddy): I said, YEEE-uh!

The girls: I said, Pauh-dun?

The Guys: I said, YEEE-uh!

The girls: I said, Pauh-dun?

And we went on and on like that. And now we randomly break out into that sometimes.

Dormar and I have one that was actually started by his brother. We are both wrestling fans, and in wrestling foreign object. The annoucers like to say that all weapons are made of solid steel. So one night his brother started saying that everything was made out of solid steel, i.e. solid steel feather. Ramrod and I picked that up and we have used it ever since.

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My friends and I like to spontaneously use leetspeak in conversation. Like when we're paying a game, and I win, I'll say (obviously) PWN'D!

We make up leetspeak too, like OWNZORXED!

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Yeah, I do that sometimes around my friends. Of course, none of them know what I am saying.

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That's too bad. Most of my friends are internet people too. (One of them is on Gaia)

My friends and I like to call each other fat if one is eating a lot at lunch, and if they push it away, we'll say "Anorexic?". This means there is no way out.

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Ooh. That's a good one. I'ma pull that next time my friends eat a lot.
I remembered that my best friend and I laugh at people a grade older than us. We've done that since fourth grade.

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We do the reverse, and laugh at younger people.

Another one is, if we don't like something, or something goes wrong, the solution is to "NUKE IT!".

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