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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest
 Post subject: The Humornomicon
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:35 am 
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okay people, as the Czar in all thst unfunny, i want to compile an entire list of everything thats funny. if anyone has any suggestions for what is funny, just post em. ill start off the list with a few of my favorites. please note that nothing suggested has to be politically correct or anything.please feel free to give specific types of humor.

-Fat people Falling down
-Weird Al Yankovich Songs
-Homestarrunner
-futurama
-Family guy
-"Yo Momma" Jokes
Good improvisation
-Those kind of spontaneous jokes
-Funny voices!
-Making up words, or starting to say a word, then saying another one "Colongac"
-Saying something... stopping... waiting... adding on more. eg. "You could take a bath once in a while.... cos you smell... smell like you need a bath... that's what..that's what you smell like............ Smelly"
-Didymus in a dress. A PINK dress!
-Singin death matel after inhaling helium.
-The Simpsons
-My friend (Duct Tape Patrol), some of his ramblings should be on Saturday Night Live
-Speaking of that, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, and some of those
-Blue Collar Comedy Tour
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics
-Not burping/farting jokes. Not.
*The OLD-SCHOOL "All That"
*Improv.
*"Red vs. Blue"
*Colin Mochrie
*when noobs think they are cool
*when anyone thinks they are cool
*oblivious people
*Clan rHrN- (Funniest spammer who doesnt give up but wont get banned)
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Tha bar tender asks 'What is a steering wheel doing in your pants?' and the pirtae replies 'Argh, I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts!'."

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The Noid
 Post subject: Re: The Humornomicon
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-Fat people Falling down


You do know a few people could easily be offended by that, dont you?

*Deletion?

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Joshua
 Post subject: Re: The Humornomicon
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The Noid wrote:
*Didymus in a dress. A PINK dress!


You do know one person could easily be offended by that, dont you?

Anyway, um... Bonus... Stage?

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The Noid
 Post subject: Re: The Humornomicon
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Joshua wrote:
The Noid wrote:
*Didymus in a dress. A PINK dress!


You do know one person could easily be offended by that, dont you?

Anyway, um... Bonus... Stage?


Oh, wait. I posted the wrong thing.

*Singin death matel after inhaling helium.

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Lunar Jesty
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-"Yo Momma" Jokes


...another reason why I fail to understand you.

Funny things:
*The forum
*Me up like a zombie until 4:00 AM getting my daily wordcount in
*Count Chocula
*Making fun of your spelling and grammar
*Every time Hilary Duff tries to sing
*Um... not pigeons
*ur face lol pwned!!!1111oneoneone

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Puphles
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Yeah, Count Chocula's okay, but how about Count Coco Fang.

(And I like Your Mom jokes....)

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The Noid
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Puphles wrote:
Yeah, Count Chocula's okay, but how about Count Coco Fang.

(And I like Your Mom jokes....)


Wait, huh? I need enlightment.

Also, I meant to say Dormar. But I guess it's more Jibbly than anything...

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khan earl
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The internet in general.

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Beyond the Grave
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COLA wrote:
-"Yo Momma" Jokes
Yo mamma jokes have a very short shelf life, trust me I grew up in the 90's I know.

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-Good improvisation
-Those kind of spontaneous jokes
-Funny voices!
-Making up words, or starting to say a word, then saying another one "Colongac"
-Saying something... stopping... waiting... adding on more. eg. "You could take a bath once in a while.... cos you smell... smell like you need a bath... that's what..that's what you smell like............ Smelly"

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
COLA wrote:
-"Yo Momma" Jokes
Yo mamma jokes have a very short shelf life, trust me I grew up in the 90's I know.

i grew up in the 90s also, and yeah, yo momma jokes had a short shelf life, practically anything that has been overused too much gets old, but keep the Jokes and humor comin. yeah, you can post jokes

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The Experimental Film
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-The Simpsons
-My friend (Duct Tape Patrol), some of his ramblings should be on Saturday Night Live
-Speaking of that, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, and some of those
-Blue Collar Comedy Tour
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics
-Not burping/farting jokes. Not.
-Queenie-C

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.
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SEAN'D!
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The Experimental Film wrote:
-The Simpsons

Too right

The Experimental Film wrote:
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics

Too right

The Experimental Film wrote:
-Not burping/farting jokes. Not.

Too right

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khan earl
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Video game adds from the 80's, The're so awsomely corny.

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The Experimental Film
 Post subject: Heh.
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khan earl wrote:
Video game adds from the 80's, The're so awsomely corny.

Those creatures from Ganon are really bad!!!1

[/rapstylin]

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Ath-a-late wrote:
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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.
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The Noid wrote:
Puphles wrote:
Yeah, Count Chocula's okay, but how about Count Coco Fang.

(And I like Your Mom jokes....)


Wait, huh? I need enlightment.


Count Coco Fang is an obscure Invader Zim reference. He is a parody of Count Chocula, pursued by a slightly unbalanced paranormal investigator codenamed Bill in one episode. He later appears on an episode of Mysterious Mysteries (of Strange Mystery).

Uh, yeah. </complete nerdiness>

Edit: 100th post!!!! Woot!!!!

And to think I've only been here for five months...

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The first two nightmare on elm street movies.

Cheese-fest '85 featuring: wes craven's movie credits.

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 Post subject: Re: The Humornomicon
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Lunar Jesty wrote:
*Every time Hilary Duff tries to sing



I should pm that to clan rHrN.......


*when noobs think they are cool
*when anyone thinks they are cool
*oblivious people

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*The OLD-SCHOOL "All That"

*Weird Al Yankovic songs

*Improv.

*"Red vs. Blue"

*Colin Mochrie

*Mr. Pacman, the musican

*My "long-distance" girlfriend, CDAnders. :mrgreen:

*Blue Man Group.

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Beyond the Grave
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*when anyone thinks they are cool
I'm cool like Fonzie.

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cyco wrote:
*when anyone thinks they are cool
I'm cool like Fonzie.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Sit on it! :p

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-funny immitations
-great impressions
-good parodies
-pigeons, yes. pigeons.

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this is comeing along good, but.. we need more humor, Less Cowbell. try adding in some jokes, not just saying one thing thats a classification like.... Cowbell.

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some joke like
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Tha bar tender asks 'What is a steering wheel doing in your pants?' and the pirtae replies 'Argh, I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts!'."

That?
or somemore classifications
-Discovering Lip Synchers
-Buying a sex pistols tape from goodwill.
-Hayseed Dixie
-Small dogs being lit on fire then boiled in a burlap sack
-people who pronounce Rammstein "Ram-Steen" In stead of "Rohm-Shtine"

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 Post subject: Re: The Humornomicon
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-Fat people Falling down
I am insulted by that.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics
Ever heard of a game called Gran Turismo 4?

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funny- "noobs saying that mod are noobs"
funny- "making n00bs say stuff without trying"
funny- " me vs n00bs"

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No offense johnny, but you haven't been here that long (not saying I have but still).

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Jonn-E, you have been here for a month, you are still a n00b.

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Jonn-E, you have been here for a month, you are still a n00b.

whys that? post count? i post in forum games and arts the most so my post count doesnt change.
and there is proof u are alwayyyyys hostile 2 me X-(

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I think you're getting hostimity and the truth mixed up. It isn't hostility, he's just trying to help (but I agree it could've been nicer).

And post count doesn't matter, one day you'll wake up and you wont be a noob no more, that's how most forums go about things.

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