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Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:35 am ]
Post subject:  The Humornomicon

okay people, as the Czar in all thst unfunny, i want to compile an entire list of everything thats funny. if anyone has any suggestions for what is funny, just post em. ill start off the list with a few of my favorites. please note that nothing suggested has to be politically correct or anything.please feel free to give specific types of humor.

-Fat people Falling down
-Weird Al Yankovich Songs
-Homestarrunner
-futurama
-Family guy
-"Yo Momma" Jokes
Good improvisation
-Those kind of spontaneous jokes
-Funny voices!
-Making up words, or starting to say a word, then saying another one "Colongac"
-Saying something... stopping... waiting... adding on more. eg. "You could take a bath once in a while.... cos you smell... smell like you need a bath... that's what..that's what you smell like............ Smelly"
-Didymus in a dress. A PINK dress!
-Singin death matel after inhaling helium.
-The Simpsons
-My friend (Duct Tape Patrol), some of his ramblings should be on Saturday Night Live
-Speaking of that, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, and some of those
-Blue Collar Comedy Tour
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics
-Not burping/farting jokes. Not.
*The OLD-SCHOOL "All That"
*Improv.
*"Red vs. Blue"
*Colin Mochrie
*when noobs think they are cool
*when anyone thinks they are cool
*oblivious people
*Clan rHrN- (Funniest spammer who doesnt give up but wont get banned)
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Tha bar tender asks 'What is a steering wheel doing in your pants?' and the pirtae replies 'Argh, I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts!'."

Author:  The Noid [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Humornomicon

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-Fat people Falling down


You do know a few people could easily be offended by that, dont you?

*Deletion?

Author:  Joshua [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Humornomicon

The Noid wrote:
*Didymus in a dress. A PINK dress!


You do know one person could easily be offended by that, dont you?

Anyway, um... Bonus... Stage?

Author:  The Noid [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Humornomicon

Joshua wrote:
The Noid wrote:
*Didymus in a dress. A PINK dress!


You do know one person could easily be offended by that, dont you?

Anyway, um... Bonus... Stage?


Oh, wait. I posted the wrong thing.

*Singin death matel after inhaling helium.

Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Humornomicon

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-"Yo Momma" Jokes


...another reason why I fail to understand you.

Funny things:
*The forum
*Me up like a zombie until 4:00 AM getting my daily wordcount in
*Count Chocula
*Making fun of your spelling and grammar
*Every time Hilary Duff tries to sing
*Um... not pigeons
*ur face lol pwned!!!1111oneoneone

Author:  Puphles [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:16 am ]
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Yeah, Count Chocula's okay, but how about Count Coco Fang.

(And I like Your Mom jokes....)

Author:  The Noid [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:18 am ]
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Puphles wrote:
Yeah, Count Chocula's okay, but how about Count Coco Fang.

(And I like Your Mom jokes....)


Wait, huh? I need enlightment.

Also, I meant to say Dormar. But I guess it's more Jibbly than anything...

Author:  khan earl [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:27 am ]
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The internet in general.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:32 am ]
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COLA wrote:
-"Yo Momma" Jokes
Yo mamma jokes have a very short shelf life, trust me I grew up in the 90's I know.

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:03 am ]
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-Good improvisation
-Those kind of spontaneous jokes
-Funny voices!
-Making up words, or starting to say a word, then saying another one "Colongac"
-Saying something... stopping... waiting... adding on more. eg. "You could take a bath once in a while.... cos you smell... smell like you need a bath... that's what..that's what you smell like............ Smelly"

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:05 am ]
Post subject: 

Beyond the Grave wrote:
COLA wrote:
-"Yo Momma" Jokes
Yo mamma jokes have a very short shelf life, trust me I grew up in the 90's I know.

i grew up in the 90s also, and yeah, yo momma jokes had a short shelf life, practically anything that has been overused too much gets old, but keep the Jokes and humor comin. yeah, you can post jokes

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:37 am ]
Post subject:  Mmeh.

-The Simpsons
-My friend (Duct Tape Patrol), some of his ramblings should be on Saturday Night Live
-Speaking of that, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, and some of those
-Blue Collar Comedy Tour
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics
-Not burping/farting jokes. Not.
-Queenie-C

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mmeh.

The Experimental Film wrote:
-The Simpsons

Too right

The Experimental Film wrote:
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics

Too right

The Experimental Film wrote:
-Not burping/farting jokes. Not.

Too right

Author:  khan earl [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:41 am ]
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Video game adds from the 80's, The're so awsomely corny.

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:42 am ]
Post subject:  Heh.

khan earl wrote:
Video game adds from the 80's, The're so awsomely corny.

Those creatures from Ganon are really bad!!!1

[/rapstylin]

Author:  Rhin Beoulve [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:44 am ]
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The Noid wrote:
Puphles wrote:
Yeah, Count Chocula's okay, but how about Count Coco Fang.

(And I like Your Mom jokes....)


Wait, huh? I need enlightment.


Count Coco Fang is an obscure Invader Zim reference. He is a parody of Count Chocula, pursued by a slightly unbalanced paranormal investigator codenamed Bill in one episode. He later appears on an episode of Mysterious Mysteries (of Strange Mystery).

Uh, yeah. </complete nerdiness>

Edit: 100th post!!!! Woot!!!!

And to think I've only been here for five months...

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:44 am ]
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The first two nightmare on elm street movies.

Cheese-fest '85 featuring: wes craven's movie credits.

Author:  cyco [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Humornomicon

Lunar Jesty wrote:
*Every time Hilary Duff tries to sing



I should pm that to clan rHrN.......


*when noobs think they are cool
*when anyone thinks they are cool
*oblivious people

Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:43 am ]
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*The OLD-SCHOOL "All That"

*Weird Al Yankovic songs

*Improv.

*"Red vs. Blue"

*Colin Mochrie

*Mr. Pacman, the musican

*My "long-distance" girlfriend, CDAnders. :mrgreen:

*Blue Man Group.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:44 am ]
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cyco wrote:
*when anyone thinks they are cool
I'm cool like Fonzie.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:53 am ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
cyco wrote:
*when anyone thinks they are cool
I'm cool like Fonzie.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Sit on it! :p

Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:57 am ]
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-funny immitations
-great impressions
-good parodies
-pigeons, yes. pigeons.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:42 am ]
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this is comeing along good, but.. we need more humor, Less Cowbell. try adding in some jokes, not just saying one thing thats a classification like.... Cowbell.

Author:  DESTROY US ALL! [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:31 pm ]
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some joke like
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Tha bar tender asks 'What is a steering wheel doing in your pants?' and the pirtae replies 'Argh, I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts!'."

That?
or somemore classifications
-Discovering Lip Synchers
-Buying a sex pistols tape from goodwill.
-Hayseed Dixie
-Small dogs being lit on fire then boiled in a burlap sack
-people who pronounce Rammstein "Ram-Steen" In stead of "Rohm-Shtine"

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Humornomicon

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-Fat people Falling down
I am insulted by that.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
-PlayStation's attempts at good graphics
Ever heard of a game called Gran Turismo 4?

Author:  Jonn-E [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:45 pm ]
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funny- "noobs saying that mod are noobs"
funny- "making n00bs say stuff without trying"
funny- " me vs n00bs"

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:48 pm ]
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No offense johnny, but you haven't been here that long (not saying I have but still).

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:50 pm ]
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Jonn-E, you have been here for a month, you are still a n00b.

Author:  Jonn-E [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:53 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Jonn-E, you have been here for a month, you are still a n00b.

whys that? post count? i post in forum games and arts the most so my post count doesnt change.
and there is proof u are alwayyyyys hostile 2 me X-(

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:57 pm ]
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I think you're getting hostimity and the truth mixed up. It isn't hostility, he's just trying to help (but I agree it could've been nicer).

And post count doesn't matter, one day you'll wake up and you wont be a noob no more, that's how most forums go about things.

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