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| Author: | Jon, NH [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:00 am ] |
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Every night before christmas, I shall tell a wonderful tale. A tale based off of an urban legend, but christmasized and full of my loving charisma! So low and behold, the first night of 8! Also, feedback is apreciated, though not nescesary. ^_^ Chimney Invasions It was a dark and stormy night, and Dave and Amy were sitting by the fireplace. It was also Christmas eve, if that's any indication of why they waited by the chimney entrance. Also, they were both 18. Pretty sad, really. Anywho, the radio next to them was reporting a story. You know, one of those stories where if written, it would have big hard-to-not-notice letters like THIS. Not like this. Right, the story. Ahem: "Everyone, please be on the lookout. A serial killer with a hook for a hand known as 'the serial killer who drops down chimneys' has escaped from prison... what? Oh, sorry. I mean released on good behavior. Anyways, he drops- used to drop down chimneys in the dead of night, and do some serial... killings... yeah. So, you know, if this were before he was reformed, you'd have to be on the lookout. Right then, so, next up: Atkins diet or Fatkins diet?" Dave shut off the radio, leaving the two post-teens in silence. "I know Santa will come this year, I just do!" Dave exclaimed to his equally excited girlfriend. "I know!" she exclaimed back. "Isn't this exciting? I mean, sure he hasn't come for the past 17 years, but who are we to guess why?" Several exclamations later, a noise caused both to look at the chimney in glee. Dust fell down to the fireplace, and several loud gruntings/curses could be heard. Dave and Amy watched this happening for five minutes. "You know, maybe Santa should do the Atkins diet," Dave muttered. "Don't be silly," Amy said back. "Everyone knows that doesn't work!" Suddenly, a loud pop could be heard, and a man dropped into the fireplace. Amy and Dave were disapointed, since this was certainly not Santa. Santa would have a red coat, not a dirty overcoat. Also, Santa wouldn't be yelling about his hook popping off. "AAAHHH!!!" yelled the man in, umm, something. "My hook came off! %@$#!" "Wow, that's unfortunate," Dave said. Amy looked at the man quizically. "How'd it happen?" "Well," the man said informatively, "I was dropping down your chimney to preform some, err... serial killings... say, what do you call 'em anyways?" "I think they're just called killings," Dave replied. "Oh, thanks! Now anyways," the serial killer continued, "I was just 'dropping in' (everyone chuckled at that) when my hook got caught on the top of the chimney. Then whadya know, it just popped off!" He then showed them the hookless cork sticking out of his sleeve. "That stinks," replied Dave. "Better luck in the future with that." "Hey corkey, if I can call you that," Amy said, pointing to the cork. The man nodded his head. "Wanna stay up and wait for Santa with us?" "Oh boy, do I!" Corkey exclaimed. "Sweet!" Dave exclaimed. "Groovey!" Amy exclaimed in agreement. But Santa never did come. They wondered about it, but who were they to guess why? Oh well, better luck next year, they agreed. Also, Corkey got a replacement for his hook. Turns out that PSP's are cork-compatible. Good Times. |
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| Author: | Ninti [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:16 am ] |
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That was pretty good. |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:40 am ] |
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The dialogue was a bit weird at times, but otherwise this was a pretty good shindig. And shouldn't this go in the Arts and Crafts place? |
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| Author: | Jon, NH [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:44 am ] |
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Ergh, stop saying that! X[ And I didn't really plan on it sounding like a story. More like an amusing telling. But I guess it changed on me. Hmm. |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:46 am ] |
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Quote: sto·ry1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stôr, str)
n. pl. sto·ries 2. A usually fictional prose or verse narrative intended to interest or amuse the hearer or reader; a tale. There's the definition of "story". But, whatever, I don't call the shots. ...Shindig |
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| Author: | Jon, NH [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:52 am ] |
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Verse... narrative... or... Guess you were right. My bad. |
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