"Everybody needs a screwball or two in their life." -Me.
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:18 am ] |
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"Everybody needs a screwball or two in their life." -Me.
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:28 pm ] |
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"It takes courage to be afraid." - Someone of whom I can no longer remember the name |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:49 pm ] |
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"There's a sucker born every minute." PT Barnum "I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean." Peter Griffin  Holy Crap!!
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| Author: | Spangles [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:21 pm ] |
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"I'm going to pull your head off because I don't LIKE your head." From Withnail & I. Possibly my most favorite quote. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:32 am ] |
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I can't remember where half of them come from, but oh well. xD "People far and wide had heard of King Rufus the Intolerant and feared him for his name alone. Of course, the Gobbos knew his full name was King Rufus the Lactose Intolerant and therefore only feared him after a big bowl of cottage cheese." "The dragon you met may be a king, but it is of hobos and his only claim to Godhood is how he feels after a few bottles of hooch." "We're here to take care of your emogency. Don't worry, we have The Cure." "Insert bad pun here if you're the kind of guy who doesn't get punched in the face enough." "I'm not sure I want to find Waldo. He's not very attractive." "Theif, your career as our leader reminds me of watching a blind child stumble through an uneven room laced with knives and tiger pits, only not as interesting to watch because you can always push the kid if it looks like he'd make it. Who's Mom's favorite NOW?!" "Thanks for breaking glass where my children play." And OH NOES a long one! "I am Charnel, God of Strife, Lord of Slaughter, Master of Death. Where there is pain, I am there. Where there is suffering, I flourish. Where there is joy... yes, well, one could hardly have joy without another's suffering, no? "I am called a villain, but mine is a doctrine reflected in the unspoken truths behind all other philosophies. Recognize that truth, my child: Strife is the single element most essential to meaning and existence. Without conflict, without struggle, all of creation might as well be so many unmoving, unfeeling stones. Without me to hate, who would have cause to call themselves holy or just? Oh, only a fool would seek contentment in peace and tranquility. "Come see, come see. I hold dominion over the lands of Stygia, which coil with serpentine grace, engulfing the holdings of my foes. Vile and putrid ground, formed of the flesh of the dead, running with rivers of blood, plagued by swarming vermin --ah, it gives me chills whenever I think of it. Here you will find obsidian gateways to demonic realms, an especial treat for unwitting guests. Witness also the cruel prisons wherein are tortured those rare souls among my enemies who are worthy of such attention, and perhaps a random assortment of others to keep the cells occupied. Oh, but do not overlook the mockeries called villages, populated by mindless zombies--you really must appreciate their simplicity--whose great ambition is to toil and die in my service. Well now, those of low ambition deserve what they get, no? "But I believe you know this, and that is what has brought you to me. If you possess both the hunger and the courage to embrace it, you may yet prove worthy of greatness. And if not, to strive and to fail... to be cast down into an eternal torment worthy of your failure. Ah. I almost envy your mortality. "Envision success. Envision only success. A morose attitude is most unbecoming in a servant of death. Now then, allow me to share with you something of the powers which will be yours to command, assuming you earn a place in my hierarchy, and assuming Acheron or one of my other servants does not strike you down out of jealousy... or cruelty."-Sacrifice! And then there are a few others I'm not sure I should post. D: |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:07 pm ] |
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"That is like the blonde leading the blonde!" ~ Everyone's favorite little slangmangler, Omi. =3 |
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| Author: | Teh Ch8t [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:05 am ] |
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"Where's the gag Eddy?" - Ed, Edd, n' Eddy (I use it whenever someone says something that makes no sense, or tells you to do something, and it doesn't make sense) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:07 am ] |
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"I should be so unhappy, alone." - Grazia in Death Takes a Holiday by Alberto Casella |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:00 am ] |
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This certain Forrest Gump quote that I can't think of at the moment. |
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| Author: | Sexy_Sakura [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:25 pm ] |
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"I've been called worse things by better people" - Pierre Elliot Trudeau. I effin love that quote, and I use it all the time, when girls get all catty and name-cally towards me. |
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| Author: | Musachan [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:40 pm ] |
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"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - Fezzik's Mother, The Princess Bride "We're gonna part 'till we're purple!" "I LOVE BEING PURPLE!" - Spongebob and Patrick, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie "You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!" "Not at any time! Only when it was funny!" - Eddie Valiant and Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit "My only purpose in life is to make people laugh." - Roger Rabbit "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." - Jareth, The Labyrinth "'Allo!" "Did... you just say 'hello'?" "No, I said 'Allo'! But that's close enough." - The Worm and Sarah, The Labyrinth "Things could be worse, you know." "How?" "How what?" "How could they be worse?" "They couldn't; I lied." - The Radio and The Lamp, The Brave Little Toaster "We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg!" - The Radio, The Brave Little Toaster |
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