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Kittie Rose
 Post subject: Chuck Norris's official response to "random facts"
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:46 am 
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IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET


I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

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InterruptorJones
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Of course, a link is occasionally handy:

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Glad he got in a few plugs for his books, though.

And for those just tuning in, here are the "random facts" in question:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

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The tatement just sounded like a plug for his books. But, those things are funny. I liked this:

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JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


I could not stop laughing, seriously.

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InterruptorJones wrote:
And for those just tuning in, here are the "random facts" in question:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

I like the Mr T. facts, too..

Especially this one
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Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough for a 10 count.

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Did I miss a holiday or somthing...cause it's like everyone has a slightly altered Baby strong bad. What up with that?

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Ju Ju Master
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Did I miss a holiday or somthing...cause it's like everyone has a slightly altered Baby strong bad. What up with that?


IJ's sig explains all.

Back on topic, that's pretty funny. It's good that he's not mad or anything.
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It's good that he's not mad or anything.

Yeah, 'cause he'd probably roundhouse kick us all in the face, twice.

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The Experimental Film
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Ah, saw that the other day. Made me laugh.

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I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

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Chuck Norris does not write novels. He roundhouse kicks a stack of paper and the novel writes itself.

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Chuck Norris does not write novels. He roundhouse kicks a stack of paper and the novel writes itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until they give him the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris has a night-light in his room.

This is not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Kittie Rose
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In his Marvel comics series, "Karate Kommandos", Spider-man once told Chuck Norris that with great power, comes great responsibility.

Chuck Norris then headbutted him in the stomach.

With great power, comes Chuck Norris.

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Er...guys, we have a thread for those facts. Post 'em there.

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