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Author:  Funkstar [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Funny IM Moments
Has something hilarious happened on MSN? Lot's of things have for me, but the most recent was:

Quote:
Winslow says:
It's 2006-01-14 22:39Z there, right?
Funkstar says:
Z?
Winslow says:
It's 2006-01-14 16:39-00:00 here.
Winslow says:
Z means UTC.
Funkstar says:
oh
Funk star says:
Ulster Time Zone?



I thought my area had it's own time zone. :O
Author:  cyco [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:27 pm ]
Post subject: 
cycostinkoman: hey
lilamishgirl26: date me
cycostinkoman: no
cycostinkoman: why
lilamishgirl26: lol sry i was typing somethin 2 jon & wasnt looking at the screen
cycostinkoman: o
lilamishgirl26: i was writing '...intimidate me'
lilamishgirl26: & then u popped up & i accidentally said date me
cycostinkoman: lol
lilamishgirl26: which is hilarious
cycostinkoman: ya

oh the adventures of me and my cousin...
Author:  woddfellow2 [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:53 am ]
Post subject: 
He told me about this thread when he made it.

Quote:
(16:39:52) < Ulster Time Zone?
(16:40:05) > Universal Time Coordinated
(16:40:14) < Ha ha
(16:40:37) > I just ate dinner.
(16:40:45) < lovly [sic]
(16:42:16) < I'm quoting this conversationg [sic] on the forums
(16:42:21) > Hmm
(16:42:26) > ...where?
(16:42:38) < Making a new thread about MSN moments
(16:42:42) > Oh
(16:43:00) > What about AIM/ICQ/Y!M/Jabber/w/e moments?
(16:43:52) < OK, [sic] IM moments
(16:44:01) < Thats [sic] what you [sic] call those things, right?
(16:44:07) > Yes
(16:45:41) < thread'd
(16:45:49) > I saw.


Legend:
< = Funkstar
> = Winslow
Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:25 am ]
Post subject: 
Code:
* eddddddddddddddd has joined #wikipedia
<Phroziac> I think your keyboard is broken
<eddddddddddddddd> why do you say that?
<Phroziac> eddddddddddddddd:  Your name... too many d's.
<eddddddddddddddd> oh, righttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
<Phroziac> Yeah, do the keys get stuck or something?
<eddddddddddddddd> i probably should've been more careful with those rice krispies on the keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

I don't remember the names exactly, but that's about how it happened...
and, one from #hrwiki:
Code:
<eddddddddddddddd> so... i got google talk today
<eddddddddddddddd> i was talking to Tomkins, i turned on the sound feature so he could hear me typing and stuff
<eddddddddddddddd> i was kinda afraid to actually talk into it though
<eddddddddddddddd> he didn't have a microphone hooked up on his compy...
<JoeyDay|wgu> eddddddddddddddd:  You say you were too afraid to actually talk with the voice feature?
<eddddddddddddddd> JoeyDay|wgu:  yeah...
<JoeyDay|wgu> Have you ever used a phone before?
<eddddddddddddddd> um, probablybutthisissototallydifferent!!!


Code:
<eddddddddddddddd> So... i installed that one StumbleUpon extension
<JoeyDay|wgu> eddddddddddddddd: Beware... it can really eat up your time
<eddddddddddddddd> JoeyDay|wgu:  i noticed... i should've been done with my homework about 3 hours ago...
<JoeyDay|wgu> Yep, that's one extension that i'm GLAD hasn't updated for Firefox 1.5 yet.
<eddddddddddddddd> actually, i installed 1.5 a couple days ago, and it just updated.
<JoeyDay|wgu> Dang.  So, do you still have all your homework to do?
<eddddddddddddddd> well, yeah...
<JoeyDay|wgu> Oh man.  You're toast :D.
Author:  Tompkins [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:37 am ]
Post subject: 
Code:
Tompkins355: I like orange tic-tacs
n0 70ppin95: grawr
n0 70ppin95: erythroblastosis
Tompkins355: huh?
n0 70ppin95: Survivor challenge in progress
Tompkins355: Survivor is still on? I thought it ended.
Tompkins355: or are you talking about the thread on the forum?
n0 70ppin95: Grawr
n0 70ppin95: forum
n0 70ppin95: busy
n0 70ppin95: RAAAAAAGH
n0 70ppin95: usufructuary
Tompkins355: Well excuuuse me, Princess!
n0 70ppin95: O_o
n0 70ppin95: usufructuary


I like refrencing the old zelda show!
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:16 am ]
Post subject: 
I was talking with a friend once about how I was having to wear pantyhose for this fancy concert I was going to. I tried to type "Pntyhose are the leggings of SATAN," but one of the A's got dropped. Thus I wrote:

"Pantyhose are the leggings of STAN!"

TYPO UTAKZ!
Author:  breadtangle o' pizza [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:46 pm ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
[21:48:33] alex: (21:49:45) Chris: i cant figure out how to put a pic on myspace
[21:49:21] leet42: but he already got the one of him on there
[21:49:32] alex: yea, I know
[21:49:44] leet42: so what can't he figure out...
[21:50:03] alex: he said it doesn't work
[21:50:09] leet42: i'll guess....
[21:50:10] alex: so maybe MS is being gay again
[21:50:22] leet42: that people are too stupid to know how to resize pictures
[21:50:38] alex: (21:51:48) Chris: There was an error:
You are not uploading a PNG, JPG, or GIF image file.
[21:50:42] alex: and that would be why
[21:50:46] leet42: well dee de dee
[21:50:57] alex: omfg
[21:51:02] alex: I hate n00bs
[21:51:15] leet42: wait...
[21:51:22] leet42: if it isn't a png, jpg, or gif
[21:51:28] leet42: what the hell could it be
[21:51:44] leet42: as chris obivously doesn't have access to software that can save in other formats
[21:54:43] alex: (21:53:45) Koof: what kind of file is it?
(21:55:39) Chris: type: microsoft word document
[21:54:46] alex: FTW
<snip>
[21:57:03] leet42: now uh
[21:57:11] leet42: why is chris uploading an msword file to myspace?
[21:57:40] alex: a picture
[21:57:44] alex: from his phone
[21:57:54] leet42: ...msword!?
[21:57:54] alex: it was saved as an MS Word doc
[21:58:06] alex: I wanna know how you do something like that
[21:58:18] leet42: i'm just trying to ponder how that is possible
[21:58:49] alex: if it was a .bmp, I could understand that
[21:58:57] alex: but a Word dc?
[21:59:00] alex: doc*
[21:59:07] leet42: exactly
<snip>
[22:01:55] leet42: solution:
[22:01:58] leet42: open file in word
[22:02:01] leet42: extract image
[22:02:05] leet42: dee de dee
[22:02:29] alex: I told him to open the e-mail he had it in and then save it again
[22:03:44] leet42: OHH
[22:03:51] leet42: so he emailed it to himself
[22:03:58] leet42: and then copied+pasted into word
[22:04:00] leet42: wait wtf
[22:04:18] alex: I dunno
[22:04:24] alex: I asked him how he did it
[22:04:29] alex: he didn't answer yet


<snip> - cut portions of the conversation about a TV show we were watching, Koof is the name everybody (but me) calls him (hence his aliasing).
Author:  Funkstar [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:46 pm ]
Post subject: 
woddfellow2 wrote:
He told me about this thread when he made it.

Quote:
(16:39:52) < Ulster Time Zone?
(16:40:05) > Universal Time Coordinated
(16:40:14) < Ha ha
(16:40:37) > I just ate dinner.
(16:40:45) < lovly [sic]
(16:42:16) < I'm quoting this conversationg [sic] on the forums
(16:42:21) > Hmm
(16:42:26) > ...where?
(16:42:38) < Making a new thread about MSN moments
(16:42:42) > Oh
(16:43:00) > What about AIM/ICQ/Y!M/Jabber/w/e moments?
(16:43:52) < OK, [sic] IM moments
(16:44:01) < Thats [sic] what you [sic] call those things, right?
(16:44:07) > Yes
(16:45:41) < thread'd
(16:45:49) > I saw.


Legend:
< = Funkstar
> = Winslow


Stop calling me sick you monster! :p
Author:  Stinko girl 20x6 [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:58 pm ]
Post subject: 
i dont know if this counts, but on msn i was on webcam with someone supercool, and i fell off the chair- that was porky hilarious.
Author:  The Noid [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:47 pm ]
Post subject: 
On MSN yesterday me and Funk had like, five convo's. One ended with one of the funniest things thats ever happened to me.

There was this one girl that kept on bugging him, telling him to put the webcam on. Eventually, she started to beg. We then made fun of her and stated that "she" was probably a seventy-year old McDonalds employee named Sigfried. We then made a fake profile, and it was all like "Occupation:Yes I had my pills today" and "Gender:Uhh...what was the question?"

We then stated they were a blind person(because they resisted to something Funk had said(and you all know what it is)) whoi likes to type. So we had a seventy year old Sigfried on our hands.

Then they said that they had a friend with them. We then made up even more jokes, and I grossed out Funk with one of them.

(BTW, who the crap is R. Kelly? :p )
Author:  woddfellow2 [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:44 pm ]
Post subject: 
Funkstar wrote:
woddfellow2 wrote:
He told me about this thread when he made it.

Quote:
(16:39:52) < Ulster Time Zone?
(16:40:05) > Universal Time Coordinated
(16:40:14) < Ha ha
(16:40:37) > I just ate dinner.
(16:40:45) < lovly [sic]
(16:42:16) < I'm quoting this conversationg [sic] on the forums
(16:42:21) > Hmm
(16:42:26) > ...where?
(16:42:38) < Making a new thread about MSN moments
(16:42:42) > Oh
(16:43:00) > What about AIM/ICQ/Y!M/Jabber/w/e moments?
(16:43:52) < OK, [sic] IM moments
(16:44:01) < Thats [sic] what you [sic] call those things, right?
(16:44:07) > Yes
(16:45:41) < thread'd
(16:45:49) > I saw.


Legend:
< = Funkstar
> = Winslow


Stop calling me sick you monster! :p

Wikipedia knows.

:-P
Author:  Dr. Furball [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:12 pm ]
Post subject: 
In a conversation with a female friend of mine I accidentally spelled "it" with an extra "t" at the begining. She wasn't offended, though.
Author:  Bugkiss [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:36 pm ]
Post subject: 
Entropy's going to hate me for posting this...

I don't have the exact IM conversation, but it went something like this...

My father loves embarrassing me. And it's not the kind where they're just so old that it's embarrassing to be with them, but purposely humiliating me.

So one day I'm having a normal conversation with Entropy, and my father comes up behind and throws me out of the chair. I fight for the computer back, but being the weakling I am, he holds me back with a finger. Anyway, as he was torturing me, he asked, "Is this a girl you're talking to?"

"Yeah, so?" I answered.

Then all hell broke loose.

Code:
bugsprite10: wanna go out? (<That's what he typed)
Entropy: okkkkaaayyyy....
(I break loose from my father's grasp) bugsprite10: No! WAit! That wasn't me! That was my father! Forget it ever happened! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Entropy: I'll try to forget it...
Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:03 pm ]
Post subject: 
here's a conversation I had with superjoe30 a while ago:
[13:11] E30SupeR: ahhh i'm under attack by slow internet!
[13:11] eedddddddddddddd: -EAT'd!-
[13:12] eedddddddddddddd: i remember those days when i had to "dial up" and "connect" :D
[13:12] E30SupeR: me too... oh wait, wait, oh yeah that's RIGHT NOW
[13:13] eedddddddddddddd: you mean you have to "wait" for pages to... what was that again... "load"?
[13:14] E30SupeR: lol
[13:14] eedddddddddddddd: of course, this is probably the "reason" why i don't have a "car"
[13:15] E30SupeR: ah but i have to "sell" my "car" because it "sucks"
Author:  Funkstar [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:31 pm ]
Post subject: 
woddfellow2 wrote:
Wikipedia knows.


The :p means I'm joking
Author:  Encountering Gremlins [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:32 pm ]
Post subject: 
Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote:
I was talking with a friend once about how I was having to wear pantyhose for this fancy concert I was going to. I tried to type "Pntyhose are the leggings of SATAN," but one of the A's got dropped. Thus I wrote:

"Pantyhose are the leggings of STAN!"

TYPO UTAKZ!


"Stan" as a typo of "Satan" used to be an in-joke among one of my old circles of online friends. I forget some of the more priceless ways it was referenced, but we usually associated that name with Radiohead. Stan was meant to be like, their mascot or something.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:25 am ]
Post subject: 
I remember another series of conversations with a friend of mine named Mike/Dead. One day, he started talking to me while my other friend Glenn was over. Glenn decided to be funny, so he started trying to type his own things. He began a supreme war over the keyboard that ended up in many incomprehensible messages sent and at least one teenaged boy severely confused.

ghagsudont listen to hiVhtngfs...
Author:  woddfellow2 [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:26 am ]
Post subject: 
On 2005-05-03, I had just acquired Pokémon Emerald, and I was talking to fahooglewitz1077 when I had the fortune of encountering a shiny Level 2 Poochyena.

Quote:
(17:36:20) Winslow: WOAH!
(17:36:27) Winslow: A SHINY POOCHYENA APPEARED!
(17:36:33) Winslow: (sorry for all capitals)
(17:36:35) fahooglewitz1077: Hmm. I guess I don't know about a lot of [sic] PKMN.
(17:36:47) Winslow: I AM CATCHING THIS
(17:37:18) Winslow: I Caught It [sic] w00t
(17:37:27) Winslow: <saves>
(17:37:33) fahooglewitz1077: Congraturation
(17:37:39) Winslow: Shinies are very rare
(17:37:48) fahooglewitz1077: Oh
(17:38:04) Winslow: Hmm, shiny Poochyena are yellow
(17:38:43) Winslow: I have a shiny Crobat from Ruby (evolved from Zubat/Golbat) and a shiny Dodrio (evolved from Doduo) in FireRed
(17:39:04) fahooglewitz1077: OK [sic]
(17:39:06) Winslow: I am VERY SURPRISED that I would catch a shiny on my first day
(17:39:39) fahooglewitz1077: Well, so, [sic] you're lucky.


That Poochyena is now a Level 47 (I think) Mightyena.
Author:  Entropy [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:05 am ]
Post subject: 
Bugkiss wrote:
So one day I'm having a normal conversation with Entropy, and my father comes up behind and throws me out of the chair. I fight for the computer back, but being the weakling I am, he holds me back with a finger. Anyway, as he was torturing me, he asked, "Is this a girl you're talking to?"


When have we ever had a normal conversation?

If i had known that it was your dad, I would have said yes.:P

Here is one where me and bug were having some sort of hug war:

Bug: *hug*
Me: thanks to him
Me: thank you!
Bug: *8hugs*
Me: aww
Me: *9hugs*
Bug: *100000000000000000000000000000000hugs*
Me: dang
Me: *like, infinaty hugs*
Me: muhahahahaha


Here is a funny one with Disk.
I was telling him about my boyfriend present wos, and this thing started:


Disk: Pretend you're reading a crossword or something and say, "Finish these lines: 'Miss me, miss me, now you gotta ______'"

Me: hehehe

Me: but I thought of like, finding some missletoe or something

Disk: Then jump into his arms and walk onto a ship where you'll get married and have a honeymoon.

Me: but we are at school

Disk: Oh

Disk: Hmm

Me: someone got suspended last week for holding hands

Disk: ...

Disk: People make out in our hallways

Disk: Even though we have the daylight rule

[Taken out due to embaresment]

Disk: Just drag him out by the dumpster and whack him with your SOUL Gun so he won't notice.

Me: very romantic

Disk: Yes,
Because I'm a romantic dwarf, dogg!
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:23 am ]
Post subject: 
Veering far off toastpaint: I have the mandatory shiny Garados in Silver, and some other shiny I can't remember. In Ruby, I have a shiny Spinda, a shiny Sharpedo, a shiny Ditto from LeafGreen, and a shiny Zigzagoon I got from a promotion.
Author:  sb_enail.com [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:26 am ]
Post subject: 
One time, my friend asked me a question, so, in a rare feat of braingenuity, I simultaneously typed out "yeah" and "yes" at the same time, thus creating "yesah". It really is an awesome word, with all kinds of applications.

Boss: Get me those TPS reports by 3 PM.
You: Yesah!
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:28 pm ]
Post subject: 
Random new AIM windows have created a lot of new words for me, including "stethetic lips."
Author:  SwissCakeRolls [ Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:41 pm ]
Post subject: 
I was talking from a friend from school, telling him how my class was breeding fruit flies- trying to estimate how many will have which eye color or somehting like that. Someone who had graduated last year is like overseeing us, pretty much being the teacher for the project. His name is Chad.

Me: We're doing that fly thing in science.
Bob: What thing?
Me: Mating the flies. With Chad.
Me: Ew. Wait. No. Ick.
Bob: lol Supersmart flies.
Author:  Musachan [ Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:08 pm ]
Post subject: 
It's happened on more than one occassion that whatever role-play game I'm playing with my fangirling friends, one part gets sent to a straight, male friend.

I'd post a clip of this, but uh ... my RPs aren't exactly 'for kids'. But I'm sure you could all imagine how awkward it would be to get a snippet of homosexual LazyTown sex in the middle of your conversation about what kind of music you like.
Author:  Funkstar [ Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:55 pm ]
Post subject: 
Man, Larry is hilarious:
[15:51] Funk Master Star: What is your guild on Guild wars?
[15:51] ladeezluvlarry71: man
[15:51] ladeezluvlarry71: I don't play Guild Wars
[15:51] ladeezluvlarry71: I play the MMORPG
[15:51] Funk Master Star: Aww
[15:51] Funk Master Star: Linkage?
[15:52] ladeezluvlarry71: man... you don't know the MMORPG?
[15:52] ladeezluvlarry71: it's the MMORPG
[15:52] Funk Master Star: I'll google it, and humour you
[15:52] Funk Master Star: Oh
[15:52] Funk Master Star: You mean MMORPG.com?
[15:53] ladeezluvlarry71: no man
[15:53] ladeezluvlarry71: the MMORPG
[15:53] Funk Master Star: Grr
[15:54] Funk Master Star: The Wiki tells me you said AN rpg
[15:54] ladeezluvlarry71: no way man
[15:54] ladeezluvlarry71: An is for nooblets
[15:54] ladeezluvlarry71: it's The
[15:54] Funk Master Star: Grr
[15:54] Funk Master Star: I'm gonna go SSJ soon
Author:  Tompkins [ Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:32 am ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
Brandon. P says:
Strong Bad
SmarterChild says:
Strong bad? Really? I somehow doubt it.
Brandon. P says:
what?
SmarterChild says:
Yeah?
Brandon. P says:
what did you say?
SmarterChild says:
You know perfectly well what I said!
Brandon. P says:
no
SmarterChild says:
Whatever you say...
Brandon. P says:
what?
SmarterChild says:
What?
Brandon. P says:
ARRRRGGGG!
SmarterChild says:
What's that supposed to mean?
Brandon. P says:
You know perfectly well what I said!
SmarterChild says:
Amazing.
Brandon. P says:
no it's not!
SmarterChild says:
No?
Brandon. P says:
no!
SmarterChild says:
Why not?
Brandon. P says:
because!
SmarterChild says:
'Cause what?
Brandon. P says:
I was answering you
SmarterChild says:
That's very interesting, Brandon. P.
Brandon. P says:
what?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know, sorry.
Brandon. P says:
Am I talking to a robot?
SmarterChild says:
Yup.
Brandon. P says:
oh
SmarterChild says:
Oh?
Brandon. P says:
**** you! bye
SmarterChild says:
That was quite beautiful.
Brandon. P says:
HAHAHAHAHA!
SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:58 pm ]
Post subject: 
I know the feeling, Musachan. Though for me it's usually that the middle of a discussion about a video game/book will end up being sent to someone right in the middle of the most awkward, weird part. Don't get me started on the "striptease" incident.

Am I even allowed to say that word on this forum?
Author:  Funkstar [ Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:00 pm ]
Post subject: 
Tompkins wrote:
Quote:
Stuff


Did you not know it was a robot? Why did you add it then?
Author:  Musachan [ Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:22 am ]
Post subject: 
me: ...XDDD I thought this ad said 'new and improved Jesus'
me: it says 'Jeeves'
me: as in 'Ask Jeeves'
me: the website
me: but I was like '...new and improved JESUS? what's wrong with the old Jesus?'
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:25 am ]
Post subject: 
Musachan wrote:
me: ...XDDD I thought this ad said 'new and improved Jesus'
me: it says 'Jeeves'
me: as in 'Ask Jeeves'
me: the website
me: but I was like '...new and improved JESUS? what's wrong with the old Jesus?'


Are you secretly my friend Glenn? I swear, that's EXACTLY the sort of thing he would do.
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