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The Zephyr Song wrote:

"heavy rains with lightning, so stay in your current class until we tell you the terrorists are gone."

Fix'd.

I love false lock-downs. If I was gonna get shot in a school, at least I'll be in a classroom of people to enjoy the spare time with. Unless I'm in the bathroom... that's another thing...

So recently our school wasted money on lunch computers that don't spedd up the line at all. We have to bring an ID card with us so we can get lunch. If we forget our ID card, we wait until the line is gone to get our luncch.

My teachers are stupid.
My school is stupid.

WonderMike wrote:

My teachers are stupid.
My school is stupid.

That's true for just about every school in existence.

Also, garlic bread pizza tastes bad. Glad they got rid of it.

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

WonderMike wrote:

My teachers are stupid.
My school is stupid.

That's true for just about every school in existence.

Yep. ABOUT every school...
My friend Greta teaches high school and she's not stupid (although I think she puts up with more from her whiny, bratty students than she should).

Also, garlic bread pizza tastes bad. Glad they got rid of it.

I honestly think it's a little bit rude to constantly put down cafeteria food; it's not like it's made to be awful, it's just what happens. The more people that food is being prepared for, this worse it gets.

None of you could make anything better.

As for me, I eat cafeteria food everyday (instead of Chik-fil-a or Papa John's or Subway).

My school had a lockdown last year because some hilarious guy hilariously made a fake bomb and left it in a hallway. I got like three hours of maths while the police and firefighters took care of the paper bag with a circuit board in it.

My school got rid of the ketchup packets from the lunch lines.

We have no idea why, but now my Breaded Fish burger that was cooked in Chicken Broth to cut down the cost of actually buying pre-breaded chicken meat splattered with pepper tastes like Chicken Noodle Soup with Pepper and flounder.

It NEEDS KETCHUP!

It's reasons like that why people invented POCKETS WITH ZIPPERS!!!
Or, ZIPPER-POCKETS!!!

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

They limited our Ketchup in middle school to only 3 packets.

Seriously. The assistant principal would walk around and take extra packs of ketchup from your tray.

Author:	extremejon09 [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:42 pm ]
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Real Raamis wrote: The Zephyr Song wrote: "heavy rains with lightning, so stay in your current class until we tell you the terrorists are gone." Fix'd. I love false lock-downs. If I was gonna get shot in a school, at least I'll be in a classroom of people to enjoy the spare time with. Unless I'm in the bathroom... that's another thing... Speaking of which, my school was used to train a swat team for a hostage situation or something. Last year a bunch of students and teachers could volunteer to play as hostages in a little roleplay thing. I chickened out. My friend, who was there managed two collect two used flashbangs and a bunch of rubber bullet shells.

Author:	The Noid [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:45 pm ]
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So recently our school wasted money on lunch computers that don't spedd up the line at all. We have to bring an ID card with us so we can get lunch. If we forget our ID card, we wait until the line is gone to get our lunch. Today, me and a few friends forgot our ID cards so we all got yelled at by the lunchladies because "they're sick and tired of this crap" and then went on a rant about responsibility and crap nobody cares about. Then they told us we were all gonna go to the high school office or something. 1, they shouldn't give us lunch if they're gonna yell at us anyways and 2, not my fault they're going through menopause...

Author:	Ninti [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:02 pm ]
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Um, well, you know, it's not that hard to keep up with a card. I do.

Author:	The Noid [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:03 pm ]
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Yeah, I know it's easy, but there's no point in yelling at someone for doing what they told them to do in the situation.

Author:	Ninti [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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Alls you have to do is keep it in your locker and get it out for the class period in which you have lunch. Easy.

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Author:	The Noid [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:09 pm ]
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My locker is waaaaaay too far away from the class.

Author:	this-guy [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:02 am ]
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The Noid wrote: So recently our school wasted money on lunch computers that don't spedd up the line at all. We have to bring an ID card with us so we can get lunch. If we forget our ID card, we wait until the line is gone to get our luncch. Mine has them too, but they also let you type in your number. I use that same number to log in to this computer. I've used them since the sixth grade. In Lagrange Middle School. I was moved to Union Vale Middle School and I still used them.

Author:	The Noid [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:19 pm ]
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Yeah, we can't type in our number.

Author:	WonderMike [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:15 pm ]
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Alright, yesterday, I was sent to the office for having emotions like a real human being. Here's what happened. I was doing my work when it turns out, I wrote the answer backwards! I make a small "grunting" noise to vent my frustration, no friends asking me to stop or telling me that I was being a disruption. My teacher however, thought that this was grounds for an office refferal and no lunch. Thats right, they kept me from lunch. Now, I am pretty heavy and fat, so I wasn't going to starve, but still. Don't the students in trouble have a right to eat food? Anyway, I stroll down to the office and they start slandering me with something I never did! The principal told me to tell her A Did I Grunt B Was I asked by others to quiet down and C Why did you do all this? Now, In the middle of Question B my teacher actually shows up and starts saying that I was scaring others out of their minds and that the class was CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASS!!! I was not on a rampage, no throwing things, no screaming, just showing light emotion got me sent to the office. Also, before I went there, I slightly punctured my paper which A Didn't prevent me from finishing my work and B Wasn't a tear, like the admins said it was, it was a SLIGHT PUNCTURE!!! Furthermore, the admins only listened to my lying teachers point of the story! And then they tell me that in other schools they would only listen to teachers side. They never told me that that happens at my school as well!!! My teachers are stupid. My school is stupid. My parents are stupid. My dog is smart.

Author:	16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:09 pm ]
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WonderMike wrote: My teachers are stupid. My school is stupid. That's true for just about every school in existence.

Author:	WonderMike [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:22 pm ]
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Yep. At some point or another, they all do something totally uncalled for and dumb.

Author:	The Noid [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:16 pm ]
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Also, garlic bread pizza tastes bad. Glad they got rid of it.

Author:	StrongRad [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:18 pm ]
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16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote: WonderMike wrote: My teachers are stupid. My school is stupid. That's true for just about every school in existence. Yep. ABOUT every school... My friend Greta teaches high school and she's not stupid (although I think she puts up with more from her whiny, bratty students than she should). The Noid wrote: Also, garlic bread pizza tastes bad. Glad they got rid of it. You know, that sounds like it should good. Leave it to a school cafeteria to screw up something that should be good.

Author:	ramrod [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:23 pm ]
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StrongRad wrote: 16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote: WonderMike wrote: My teachers are stupid. My school is stupid. That's true for just about every school in existence. Yep. ABOUT every school... My friend Greta teaches high school and she's not stupid (although I think she puts up with more from her whiny, bratty students than she should). Well, not every teacher is an idiot. But every school has at least 1 idiot teacher.

Author:	WonderMike [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:14 am ]
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Youre lucky you ever had them. We have giant bottles with huge handles that always squirt out way too much 'chup.

Author:	IantheGecko [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:29 am ]
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Wow.

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:30 am ]
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IantheGecko wrote: Wow. Yes. Even better, I went to middle school when the "Where's Waldo" books were growing in popularity. In fact, the "Waldo" actually trumped the Dingus.

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Author:	furrykef [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:07 pm ]
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The Noid wrote: Also, garlic bread pizza tastes bad. Glad they got rid of it. You kiddin'? I love the stuff. Not so much that I want it all the time -- garlic is strong, y'know -- but I still have it regularly. But then, I don't know if I'd want any if I got it from the lunch line. I never ate anything from the lunch line. - Kef

Author:	Funkstar [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:38 am ]
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Suddenly, me. My school had a lockdown last year because some hilarious guy hilariously made a fake bomb and left it in a hallway. I got like three hours of maths while the police and firefighters took care of the paper bag with a circuit board in it. Best day of my life.

Author:	The Experimental Film [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:48 am ]
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I honestly think it's a little bit rude to constantly put down cafeteria food; it's not like it's made to be awful, it's just what happens. The more people that food is being prepared for, this worse it gets. None of you could make anything better. As for me, I eat cafeteria food everyday (instead of Chik-fil-a or Papa John's or Subway).

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:51 am ]
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The Experimental Film wrote: I honestly think it's a little bit rude to constantly put down cafeteria food; it's not like it's made to be awful, it's just what happens. The more people that food is being prepared for, this worse it gets. None of you could make anything better. As for me, I eat cafeteria food everyday (instead of Chik-fil-a or Papa John's or Subway). You're partially right. The quality DOES go down as the quantity goes up, but that doesn't mean that food made for a lot of people has to taste like crap. I've had some good cafeteria food. My office will randomly go to Kentucky State University's cafeteria and eat. Man, that's some good eating.

Author:	Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:08 am ]
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My school got rid of the ketchup packets from the lunch lines. We have no idea why, but now my Breaded Fish burger that was cooked in Chicken Broth to cut down the cost of actually buying pre-breaded chicken meat splattered with pepper tastes like Chicken Noodle Soup with Pepper and flounder. It NEEDS KETCHUP!

Author:	furrykef [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:13 am ]
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Funkstar wrote: My school had a lockdown last year because some hilarious guy hilariously made a fake bomb and left it in a hallway. I got like three hours of maths while the police and firefighters took care of the paper bag with a circuit board in it. It wasn't in Boston, was it?

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:19 am ]
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote: My school got rid of the ketchup packets from the lunch lines. We have no idea why, but now my Breaded Fish burger that was cooked in Chicken Broth to cut down the cost of actually buying pre-breaded chicken meat splattered with pepper tastes like Chicken Noodle Soup with Pepper and flounder. It NEEDS KETCHUP! They limited our Ketchup in middle school to only 3 packets. Seriously. The assistant principal would walk around and take extra packs of ketchup from your tray.

Author:	WonderMike [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:20 am ]
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It's reasons like that why people invented POCKETS WITH ZIPPERS!!! Or, ZIPPER-POCKETS!!!

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:27 am ]
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WonderMike wrote: It's reasons like that why people invented POCKETS WITH ZIPPERS!!! Or, ZIPPER-POCKETS!!! LAWL. It doesn't help that his name was Ralph Waldo Dingus. I kid you not.

Author:	AbuGrape45 [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:53 am ]
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This story for some reason, reminds me of something my mom showed me. You see, my parents have a video of their high school graduation, and in this video, you see the principal of the school in that time step up to the podium and announce a bomb threat. They film everyone evacuating the school and returning three hours later. That's some scary stuff.

Author:	The Noid [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:21 pm ]
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Garlic bread pizza is actually just a big slab of garlic bread. Needed sauce, I tells ya.

Author:	Schmelen [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:26 pm ]
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Our school tuckshop is pretty cool, really. I mean, the place where they sell food. Though mainly kids bring lunch to school, a lot get lunch at the tuckshop. They have students working there, and they get free food at the end of lunch, and on Tuesdays my friend works there, and gives the people in our group discounts. Heehee.

Author:	The Zephyr Song [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:28 pm ]
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StrongRad wrote: Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote: My school got rid of the ketchup packets from the lunch lines. We have no idea why, but now my Breaded Fish burger that was cooked in Chicken Broth to cut down the cost of actually buying pre-breaded chicken meat splattered with pepper tastes like Chicken Noodle Soup with Pepper and flounder. It NEEDS KETCHUP! They limited our Ketchup in middle school to only 3 packets. Seriously. The assistant principal would walk around and take extra packs of ketchup from your tray. I didn't go to the same elementary school as most of my friends did, so this is just what I've heard from them, but apparently either the administration of that particular elementary school didn't believe in ketchup packets or they just really liked keeping tabs on the school's supply of tomato products. Rather than trust the 7-to-11 year olds with, you know, packets, the kids would have to pass a bottle of ketchup up and down the table as needed. "Pass the ketchuuuuup~!" should totally be that school's motto. But it's not.