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FOR PONY!!!

Hi Guys!

1. Hi Guys is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Hi Guys!
3. In Chinese, the sound 'Hi Guys' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
4. Hi Guysocracy is government by Hi Guys.
5. Hi Guys is the world's smallest mammal.
6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Hi Guys!
7. Hi Guys has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
8. Hi Guys can't sweat.
9. Over 46,000 pieces of Hi Guys float on every square mile of ocean!
10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Hi Guys!

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Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled The Cup of Coffee.
1.The Cup of Coffee can turn his stomach inside out.
2The Cup of Coffee is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
3The Cup of Coffeeolatry is the mindless worship of The Cup of Coffee.
4The Cup of Coffee is the sacred animal of Thailand.
5The Cup of Coffee has a memory span of three seconds.
6All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after The Cup of Coffee.
7In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from The Cup of Coffee.
The Cup of Coffee can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
8If you put a drop of liquor on The Cup of Coffee, he will go mad and sting himself to death!

Number 8 sounds realistic enough.....but number 7 freaks me out a bit.

Oh, and Teff? You're gonna love this.

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Legopolis

Forum'D!

Antiforum'D!

Trolls to Regulars

Oh, Ace already did Forum'D. Oh well, now you get to read it twice!

*SNORT* I'm amused.

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More about Green Day:

Green Day is the sacred animal of Thailand!
Lightning strikes Green Day over seven times every hour!
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Green Day is 10:1.
Green Day, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Green Day!
Green Dayicide is the killing of Green Day!
Peanuts and Green Day are beans.
Green Day will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Green Day.
If Green Day was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.

I guess there are 30 cows in Vermont. Unless you count the extras. Then there are 70.

Over 46,000 pieces of Billie Joe Armstrong float on every square mile of ocean.
All shrimp are born as Billie Joe Armstrong, but gradually mature into females.
Billie Joe Armstrong was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
About 100 people choke to death on Billie Joe Armstrong each year.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Billie Joe Armstrong!
Billie Joe Armstrong can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
Billie Joe Armstrong can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Billie Joe Armstrong is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
Devoid of his cells and proteins, Billie Joe Armstrong has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Billie Joe Armstrong supply.

Rock on for being banned from Finland Billie! What about Japan? Did they provide his legs or arms or something?

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Mike Dirnt can not!
In Japan, Mike Dirnt can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Mike Dirnt is two minutes.
Without Mike Dirnt, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
The word 'samba' means 'to rub Mike Dirnt'.
The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Mike Dirnt.
More people are killed by Mike Dirnt each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
You should always open Mike Dirnt at least an hour before drinking him.
If you drop Mike Dirnt from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
All shrimp are born as Mike Dirnt, but gradually mature into females!

So, do you drink Mike Dirnt?

Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Tre Cool supply.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Tre Cool at least three times a week!
Only twelve people have ever set foot on Tre Cool.
During World War II, Americans tried to train Tre Cool to drop bombs.
Tre Cool is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
The deepest part of Tre Cool is over 35,000 feet deep.
It is bad luck to walk under Tre Cool.
A Tre Coolometer is used to measure Tre Cool.
Snow White's coffin was made of Tre Cool.
Tre Cool is 984 feet tall.

Tre Cool is the tallest drummer I know.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Jason White.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Jason White.
India tested its first nuclear Jason White in 1974.
Ideally, Jason White should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
Jason White is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Jason White.
Astronauts get taller when they are in Jason White!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Jason White.
Jason White can't sweat.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Jason White.

Hit me Jason!

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1.The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like ELSR.
2.A lump of ELSR the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
3.The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than ELSR!
4.The only planet that rotates on its side is ELSR!
5.Only twelve people have ever set foot on ELSR!
6.Antarctica is the only continent without ELSR.
7.Cats use their ELSR to test whether a space is large enough for them 8.to fit through!
9.ELSR can smell some things up to six miles away.
10.Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of ELSR every year!
Ideally, ELSR should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!

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Trivia about Cleverdan!
1. If Cleverdan was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
2. Peanuts and Cleverdan are beans.
3. Olive oil was used for washing Cleverdan in the ancient Mediterranean world!
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Cleverdan!
5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Cleverdan!
6. The fingerprints of Cleverdan are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
7. Cleverdan is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
8. It's bad luck to put Cleverdan on a bed.
9. Banging your head against Cleverdan uses 150 calories an hour.
10. The most dangerous form of Cleverdan is the bicycle.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sb_enail.exe!

1. Baby swans are called sb_enail.exe!
2. In his entire life, sb_enail.exe will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
3. The deepest part of sb_enail.exe is over 35,000 feet deep!
4. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from sb_enail.exe!
5. Early thermometers were filled with sb_enail.exe instead of mercury.
6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained sb_enail.exe!
7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of sb_enail.exe.
8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have sb_enail.exe floating in their swimming pools.
9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sb_enail.exe.
10. During World War II, Americans tried to train sb_enail.exe to drop bombs.

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Women must be pretty small.

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1.During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Bennadetto had to pay a special Bennadetto tax.
2.Without its lining of Bennadetto, your stomach would digest itself.
3.Bennadetto can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
4.Originally, Bennadetto could not fly.
5.Bennadetto is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
6.All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Bennadetto.
7.American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Bennadetto from each salad served in first class.
9.Grapes explode if you put them inside Bennadetto!
10.If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Bennadetto!
11.Two grams of Bennadetto provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!

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