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Author:  Acekirby [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Ten things you did not know about Teff! (And other people)
Ten things about Teff

Ten things about myself

BTG

Ramrod

'Rupty Jones

Shippinator Mandy

Myrrh

Jitka

Vince McMahon

Led Zepplin

:mrgreen:
Try it for yourself!
Author:  No Toppings [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:20 pm ]
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You forgot me
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ten things you did not know about Teff! (And other peopl
Acekirby wrote:
BTG
The only truth in that list are the last two. I make a great anniversary gift and don't whistle near me. X-(
Author:  IantheGecko [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:25 pm ]
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Quote:
1. IantheGeckoolatry is the mindless worship of IantheGecko.
2. Without its lining of IantheGecko, your stomach would digest itself!
3. Never store IantheGecko at room temperature.
4. IantheGecko can sleep with one eye open!
5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with IantheGecko and water!
6. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain IantheGecko.
7. IantheGecko can taste with his feet!
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled IantheGecko.
9. Red IantheGecko at night, shepherd's delight. Red IantheGecko at morning, shepherd's warning!
10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are IantheGecko.
w00t.
Author:  Douglas [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:29 pm ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Douglas!

1. Tradition allows women to propose to Douglas only during leap years.
2. You share your birthday with Douglas.
3. Douglas is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
4. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Douglas.
5. A Douglasometer is used to measure Douglas.
6. Douglas is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
7. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Douglas!
8. The risk of being struck by Douglas is one occurence every 9,300 years!
9. Douglas was declared extinct in 1902!
10. Pacman was originally called Douglasman!

Roffle.
Author:  DS_Kid [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:35 pm ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Disk!

1. The first domain name ever registered was Disk.com.
2. You should always store Disk in an airtight container in the fridge!
3. Disk is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Disk.
5. South Australia was the first place to allow Disk to stand for parliament.
6. The colour of Disk is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
7. California is the biggest exporter of Disk in the world.
8. Disk can use only about ten percent of his brain.
9. In his entire life, Disk will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Disk on New Year's Day!

Pay attention to the last one...I'm so famous. :D
Author:  Exhibit A [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:37 pm ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Exhibit A!

1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Exhibit A.
2. Exhibit A became extinct in England in 1486.
3. Europe is the only continent that lacks Exhibit A.
4. Exhibit A is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Exhibit A'!
6. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Exhibit A in your ear 700 times.
7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Exhibit A.
8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Exhibit A floating in their swimming pools!
9. Olive oil was used for washing Exhibit A in the ancient Mediterranean world.
10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Exhibit A.


Who wants to samba? ;)
Author:  Neo [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:50 pm ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Neo!
1.Neo is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
2.The fingerprints of Neo are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
3.The Neo-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Neo-fights take place there every day.
4.The first Neo was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
5.The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Neo!
6.Worldwide, Neo is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
7.The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Neo at least three times a week.
8.There are six towns named Neo in the United States.
9.Neo has 118 ridges around the edge!
10.While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Neo!

This is funny. :)
Insects beware! Neo is here!
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:52 pm ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ju Ju Master!

1. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Ju Ju Master in 1504, after eighteen months work.
2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Ju Ju Master.
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Ju Ju Master.
4. Ju Ju Master has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
5. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ju Ju Master.
6. Ju Ju Master can turn his stomach inside out.
7. Ju Ju Master can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
8. Ju Ju Master can live for up to a week without a head.
9. Ju Ju Master is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
10. Ju Ju Master invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

Interesting...
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:15 am ]
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Chuck Norris:
1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Chuck Norris to vote! (They let him vote when he roundhouse kicked the prime minister.)
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chuck Norris. (The rest all get killed by Chuck Norris.)
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Chuck Norris. (Therefore, any object that enters the belt is destroyed.)
4. Peanuts and Chuck Norris are beans.
5. Americans discard enough Chuck Norris to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Chuck Norris.
7. Native Americans never actually ate Chuck Norris; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. (Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked all of the Native Americans.)
8. If you blow out all the candles on Chuck Norris with one breath, your wish will come true. (YOUR DEATH WISH.)
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Chuck Norris.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Chuck Norris.

Matt Groening:
1. Matt Groening is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary! (Only the third?)
2. Over 46,000 pieces of Matt Groening float on every square mile of ocean!
3. Matt Groening is the world's smallest mammal!
4. If you lick Matt Groening ten times, you will consume one calorie! (-licks-)
5. Scientists believe that Matt Groening began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
6. Matt Groening became extinct in England in 1486. (NOOOOOOOOOO!)
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Matt Groening every year!
8. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Matt Groening! (The zoo was called "Mandy's Closet.")
9. If you lace Matt Groening from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Matt Groening in 1504, after eighteen months work. (I WANT THAT STATUE.)

They Might Be Giants:
1. They Might Be Giantology is the study of They Might Be Giants. (Duh.)
2. An average beaver can cut down They Might Be Giants every year.
3. In Japan, They Might Be Giants can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of They Might Be Giants. (:()
5. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is They Might Be Giants! (OH NOES! I AM TEH BLIND!)
6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting They Might Be Giants!
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting They Might Be Giants on. (I AM DEAD. :()
8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention They Might Be Giants! (Everybody knows THAT. :rolleyes:)
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw They Might Be Giants into a volcano it would stop erupting!
10. They Might Be Giants are the world's smallest mammal. (Oh, so they're Matt Groening? That explains EVERYTHING!)

Rya:
1. Baskin Robbins once made Rya flavoured ice cream. ("MOMMY, THIS ICE CREAM TASTES LIKE ROBOT.")
2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Rya.
3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Rya! (That's okay, June only lit one. And what's all this about Rya and tobacco?)
4. Rya became extinct in England in 1486! (And she became extinct in New Jersey in 2005.)
5. The opposite sides of Rya always add up to seven!
6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Rya! (THAT...EXPLAINS...EVERYTHING.)
7. It is impossible to fold Rya more than seven times. (...Is it possible to fold her AT ALL?)
8. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Rya. ("HOLY CRAP I HAVE KITTENS IN ME.")
9. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Rya, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
10. The first domain name ever registered was Rya.com.

Bread Woman:
1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Bread Woman are all berries. (...Breadberries?)
2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bread Woman.
3. In her entire life, Bread Woman will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Bread Woman state'. (No, that's New Jersey.)
5. Bread Womanomancy is the art of telling the future with Bread Woman.
6. If you lace Bread Woman from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Bread Woman. (SHE'S EVERYWHERE.)
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Bread Woman.
9. The difference between Bread Woman and a village is that Bread Woman does not have a church.
10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Bread Woman, was the only US president ever granted a patent! (HOLY CRAP. JOEL IS ACTUALLY ABE LINCOLN. :eek:)

Your mom:
1. Your mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have your mom floating in their swimming pools. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than your mom.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill your mom. (Yo mamma so fat...)
5. Until the 1960s, your mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland. (This made her very sad.)
6. More people are killed by your mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents. (Why isn't she in jail?)
7. Your mom has a bifurcated...um...thingy. (EWWW.)
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks your mom.
9. Native Americans never actually ate your mom; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
10. Your mom is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees. (SHE'S A MAN?! :eek:)

Zoidberg:
1. Zoidberg can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
2. Zoidberg has three eyelids. (That's plausible.)
3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Zoidberg. (HE'S FAT. :()
4. The first domain name ever registered was Zoidberg.com! (...Zoidy is dead for real?)
5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Zoidberg in your ear 700 times.
6. Early thermometers were filled with Zoidberg instead of mercury!
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Zoidberg. (OH NOES. HE ATE ME.)
8. Zoidberg can't sweat.
9. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Zoidberg.
10. Zoidberg can sleep for three and a half years.
Author:  Ninti [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:15 am ]
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Ninti.....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ninti!

1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Ninti is near.
2. Over 46,000 pieces of Ninti float on every square mile of ocean.
3. When provoked, Ninti will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
4. You can tell if Ninti has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
5. Ninti is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
6. The risk of being struck by Ninti is one occurence every 9,300 years.
7. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Ninti!
8. An average beaver can cut down Ninti every year.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Ninti!
10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Ninti.

Nintendogs123...

1. Nintendogs123 once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
2. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Nintendogs123.
3. Nintendogs123 can use only about ten percent of her brain!
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Nintendogs123.
5. Nintendogs123 has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
6. Nintendogs123 is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Nintendogs123.
8. Over 2000 people have now climbed Nintendogs123, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
9. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Nintendogs123.
10. Nintendogs123 was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!


Rachel....

1. Over 46,000 pieces of Rachel float on every square mile of ocean!
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Rachel orbiting the Earth.
3. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Rachel!
4. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Rachel'.
5. The only Englishman to become Rachel was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Rachel from 1154 to 1159.
6. Peanuts and Rachel are beans.
7. Native Americans never actually ate Rachel; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
8. There are 336 dimples on Rachel.
9. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Rachel.
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Rachel.

I AM TEH TALL.
....
....
AND TEH FAT.
Author:  Occasional JD [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:24 am ]
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1. Occasional JD can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named Occasional JD its 'Man of the Year'!
3. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Occasional JD orbiting the Earth.
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Occasional JD!
5. You should always open Occasional JD at least an hour before drinking him!
6. Occasional JD is only six percent water.
7. The fingerprints of Occasional JD are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
8. If you cut Occasional JD in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
9. Astronauts get taller when they are in Occasional JD.
10. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Occasional JD.

Whoo. I am in Coca-Cola. And the man of 1982..
Author:  Krazed Squirell [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:00 am ]
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1. Krazed Squirell cannot jump!
2. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Krazed Squirell into a volcano it would stop erupting!
3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Krazed Squirell.
4. Krazed Squirell will always turn right when leaving a cave.
5. Americans discard enough Krazed Squirell to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
6. Krazed Squirell cannot swim.
7. Krazed Squirell can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Krazed Squirell.
9. If you drop Krazed Squirell from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
10. Scientists believe that Krazed Squirell began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

#4 and #10 are true. #8 is wrong...so very wrong... I like #7 the best.
Author:  Speckeldorf [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:53 am ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Speck!

Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Speck!
Speck can taste with his feet.
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Speck are all berries.
There are six towns named Speck in the United States.
The difference between Speck and a village is that Speck does not have a church.
Baby swans are called Speck!
About 100 people choke to death on Speck each year.
Speck will often glow under UV light.
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Speck!
The colour of Speck is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

I'm a glowing spicy fruit!

That actually sounds pretty yummy...
Author:  InterruptorJones [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:53 am ]
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Let's see how accurate this is...
Quote:
  1. Interruptor Jones is 984 feet tall. True!
  2. Cats use their Interruptor Jones to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through. True!
  3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Interruptor Jones are all berries! False!
  4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Interruptor Jones. True!
  5. Interruptor Jones can smell some things up to six miles away. True!
  6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Interruptor Jones. True!
  7. Reindeer like to eat Interruptor Jones. Weird!
  8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Interruptor Jones. Har!
  9. Interruptor Jones can last longer without water than a camel can. True!
  10. Interruptor Jones can turn his stomach inside out! True!

Overall, pretty accurate.
Author:  Kevin DuBrow [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:02 am ]
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Ten facts about me, Kevin DuBrow.

1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kevin DuBrow, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Kevin DuBrow would be as small as a pea.
3. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Kevin DuBrow!
4. Kevin DuBrow can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Kevin DuBrow!
6. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Kevin DuBrow.
7. If Kevin DuBrow was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
8. Olive oil was used for washing Kevin DuBrow in the ancient Mediterranean world.
9. Kevin DuBrow cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
10. Kevin DuBrow has a bifurcated tongue.
Author:  The Smiling Assassin [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:59 am ]
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1.When provoked, The Smiling Assassin will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
2.Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are The Smiling Assassin.
3.The Smiling Assassin is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
4.Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of The Smiling Assassin in a day!
5.Some hotels in Las Vegas have The Smiling Assassin floating in their swimming pools.
6.The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, The Smiling Assassin and compline!
7.Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and The Smiling Assassin are all berries.
8.The Smiling Assassin can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
9.An average beaver can cut down The Smiling Assassin every year.
10.If you blow out all the candles on The Smiling Assassin with one breath, your wish will come true.

Wow, I never knew I was a berry. Or that I had candles on me.
Author:  Occasional JD [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:20 am ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The HR Wiki Forumers!

1. The HR Wiki Forumers will always turn right when leaving a cave.
2. The HR Wiki Forumers will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with The HR Wiki Forumers and water!
4. The HR Wiki Forumers can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
5. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill The HR Wiki Forumers.
6. The HR Wiki Forumers are incapable of sleep.
7. The HR Wiki Forumers can sleep for three and a half years.
8. The HR Wiki Forumers can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
9. The HR Wiki Forumers were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
10. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that The HR Wiki Forumers are near.

YAY!
Author:  FireBird [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:35 am ]
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1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using FireBird.
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from FireBird.
3. An average beaver can cut down FireBird every year.
4. FireBird cannot swim!
5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at FireBird.
6. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as FireBird!
7. FireBird will often glow under UV light.
8. FireBird is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
9. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of FireBird.
10. FireBird will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
Author:  Mr.KISS [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:03 am ]
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Mr.KISS

1.In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Mr.KISS!
2.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Mr.KISS.
3.A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Mr.KISS!
4.If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Mr.KISS.
5.Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Mr.KISS!
6.Donald Duck's middle name is Mr.KISS.
7.A thimbleful of Mr.KISS would weigh over 100 million tons.
8.A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Mr.KISS, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
9.Mr.KISS was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
10.There are six towns named Mr.KISS in the United States.

KISS

1.KISS will always turn right when leaving a cave!
2.KISS can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
3.People used to believe that dressing their male children as KISS would protect them from evil spirits!
4.Research indicates that KISS will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
5.KISS cannot swim.
6.KISS can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
7.Birds do not sleep in KISS, though they may rest with them from time to time!
8.The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as KISS.
9.KISS can squeeze their entire bodies through a hole the size of a beak!
10.You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching KISS!
Author:  Acekirby [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:22 pm ]
Post subject: 
FireBird wrote:
4. FireBird cannot swim!
8. FireBird is the only bird that can swim but not fly!

There's something odd about that...

Didymus

Agent Seethroo

MHG

iKipapa

Fuhbuh

That Didymus one is funny. Especially the first "fact". :P
Author:  The Noid [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:32 pm ]
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=The+Noid&gender=m

Iy's a me. I thought I was fireproof, though.

And Teff's second and third ones make me roffle.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:25 pm ]
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Bwahaha, this is great. Lemme see what facts I get.....

The first domain name ever registered was Homerun Starrer.com!Yay!
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Homerun Starrer. Um.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Homerun Starrer. wtc?
Homerun Starrer will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory. ...ew.
Homerun Starrer is 984 feet tall. yup.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Homerun Starrer. salty!
Over half of Americans are officially Homerun Starrer! bwahaha!
There are 336 dimples on Homerun Starrer. i'm not a golfball! geez.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Homerun Starrer. Er. weird.
In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Homerun Starrer is the victim. blaah! spanish people hate me!
Author:  Obomaru [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:56 pm ]
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1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Obomaru had to pay a special Obomaru tax. Clever, I guess. But why should anyone wear me?
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Obomaru and compline.
Poor Vespers, kicked out like that...
3. Without Obomaru, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
I really help the mankind, don't I?
4. Obomaruomancy is the art of telling the future with Obomaru!
Amazing!
5. Native Americans never actually ate Obomaru; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
HEY!!
6. Obomaru can turn his stomach inside out.
Hey, that is actually true!
7. Obomaru once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
Great, now this thing is insulting me.
8. If you lick Obomaru ten times, you will consume one calorie.
Uh...
9. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Obomaru are all berries.
Since when are oranges, watermelons and pineapples berries?
10. By tradition, a girl standing under Obomaru cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
So I can kiss girls as long as I'm hanging upside-down?

I love this thing.
Author:  Shopiom [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:51 pm ]
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So much stuff I didn't know about myself.
Author:  Funkstar [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:05 pm ]
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Who ever made this must hate me. Everything it says is bad.

BAD ONES

# The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Funk at least three times a week!
# Funk has four noses.

Dont eat me. I'm not that ugly.

#The average duration of <censor'd>course for Funk is two minutes!

WHAT? More like 8 FREAKIN' HOURS!

GOOD ONES

#A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Funk, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!

A male mathmitition loves me?

# The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Funk would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.

Yeah, I'll save you, and your awesome shields.
Author:  JTHomeslice [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:37 pm ]
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10 facts about JTH

1. Cats use their JTHomeslice to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of JTHomeslice, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
3. Originally, JTHomeslice could not fly.(Well of course)
4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of JTHomeslice.
5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat JTHomeslice'.(Oh,that's REAL nice)
6. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by JTHomeslice.(true...)
7. Some birds use JTHomeslice to orientate themselves during migration.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is JTHomeslice.(Sweetness!)
9. JTHomeslice once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.(Again, true)
10. JTHomeslice became extinct in England in 1486!(They found my DNA and cloned me in the 21 century)
Author:  Bugkiss [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:42 pm ]
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bugkiss!

1. The porpoise is second to Bugkiss as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
2. Two grams of Bugkiss provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
3. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Bugkiss.
4. Bugkiss is the world's tallest woman.
5. Bugkiss can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
6. Pacman was originally called Bugkissman.
7. Bugkiss is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
8. It is impossible to fold Bugkiss more than seven times.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Bugkiss.
10. Snow White's coffin was made of Bugkiss.


I pwn. I really do.
Author:  ikwaylx [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:17 pm ]
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This is fun,I think. Here are mine

1.Ikwaylx is the only guy in the world with this name(it's true,search the web)
2. Ikwaylx's are extremely rare,they were hunted to extinction 1000 years ago.
3. Ikwaylx's are masters of the Japanese language and can draw good too.
4. It is unknown whether Ikwaylxs are good or not. Scientists are stumped about our species.
5. Ikwaylx's killed the dinosaurs,not a meteor
6. The bible couldn't put Ikwaylx's in the bible because they were so unknown.
7.did number 6 make sense,ikwaylx for ya.
8. Ikwaylx's can talk like the KOT.
9. Ikwaylx's have a spirit and soul of gold. They think the word Evil,is illegal.
10. Ikwaylx is one heck of a friend when he comes to it.

Thank you for hearing my facts
Author:  Bugkiss [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:50 pm ]
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Ik, we didn't make these up. You're supposed to use the search engine there. This is what I got on you:

1. If you lace ikwaylx from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of ikwaylx.
3. Four-fifths of the surface of ikwaylx is covered in water.
4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on ikwaylx with his left foot.
5. More people are killed by ikwaylx each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. The colour of ikwaylx is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
7. Olympic badminton rules say that ikwaylx must have exactly fourteen feathers.
8. Ikwaylx has four noses!
9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of ikwaylx!
10. Ikwaylx has a memory span of three seconds.
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