This is unbelieveable

Alberto · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:37 pm

Funkstar wrote:

DJ Soul Camel wrote:

Ju Ju Master wrote:

That is just sad. This kid needs serious help.

You know it's staged right?

IT IS NOT STAGED.

Why the heck would someone destroy a keyboard, just to be in a video on the web? HE WOULDN'T.

I'd do it just for fun(seriously, those keyboards are only like three dollars at a discount store), and internet fame would be the icing on the cake!

Funkstar wrote:

Warning: this translation is censored, but only to an extent so that it obeys the rules. Anyone with a brain could figure out what the censored words are:

I wanna play, go, hurry up. Quick. I wanna play Unreal Tournament.
Go. Start up that d*mn game. Start the game, you son of a CENSOR'D,
i wanna play. I won't say it again, go. Move over. What is that ?
Oh my god, what happened? I wanna play. *Howl*.
Quick, start, off we go (repeated). PLAY.
You CENSOR'D, play. Play Unreal Tournament. It's loading (repeated).
When it's loading, i have to wait so long.
I don't wanna wait, i wanna play. Think positive, just think positive.
It's gonna start soon. It's starting. *Muahua*.
It's starting, you son of a CENSOR'D. Take that, eat that, yeah, i killed him.
Go, go, eat that, you CENSOR'D. You sun of a CENSOR'D, i'm gonna kill you.
*Huoooargh*. I lost (repeated). The escape-button is missing,
where's the escape-button (repeated).*Whine*.
Where is it (repeated). I don't need help (repeated).
It's not working. I'm gonna finish you off (repeated).
Eat that, you son of a CENSOR'D. I'm gonna finish you off.
Ya, i killed him, ya, i'm gonna kill you all. *Yaaaaa*.
Eat that, you sun of a CENSOR'D.I'm gonna finish you off (repeated).
I'm gonna shoot you down.
I'm just gonna shoot you down with the shock rifle.
What son of a CENSOR'D is shooting at me ? (repeated) *Nooooo*.

Jeez, I'd hate to see what stuff He would say on counter strike.

sb_enail.com · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:42 pm

That reminds me of a ytmnd that had an audio clip of this 7-10 year old kid swearing constantly over a voice chat channel in CS.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Funkstar wrote:

sb_enail.com wrote:

Funkstar wrote:

alberto wrote:

To bad EBaums is most likely going to stamp it's evil watermark on this.

Pfft. I GOT this from eBaums.

AVOID! AVOID! eBaums is evil! They just steal people's stuff, claiming they "want" the attention! And when you try and get your stuff taken off, it takes an act of God for them to even acknowledge it!

Dude, I've been going to eBaumsworld.com before you were even out of diapers. Nearly everyone who says that eBaums world is 'stealing' is just being a FREAKING CONFORMIST!!! Isn't it funny how every anti-baum says EXACTLY the same thing? You don't even care about the people who he steals from.

Just because Stealing is frowned upon by soceity doesn't make it right...

Tompkins · **Joined:** Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:37 pm **Posts:** 1391

He's screaming over a game? He needs a life.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:27 am

Tompkins wrote:

He's screaming over a game? He needs a life.

*raises eyebrow*

Tompkins, have you ever looked at yourself?

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:46 pm

Funkstar wrote:

Tompkins wrote:

He's screaming over a game? He needs a life.

*raises eyebrow*

Tompkins, have you ever looked at yourself?

*ahem*. Prods Funk in a way that means.
Dude, don't flame the guy.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:51 pm

Funkstar wrote:

Tompkins wrote:

He's screaming over a game? He needs a life.

*raises eyebrow*

Tompkins, have you ever looked at yourself?

Kettle, pot, color black. Any of it ringing a bell?

It's obvious that all of us here have no lives. Some more than others.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:59 pm

Until I get to 14 years old, I guess i'll be here with maybe a little life. Friends, 94% in Japanese exam. Good....Science scores, good art exam, thinking of becoming something to do with the media.

iKipapa · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:01 pm

That has got to be the most hilarious thing ever.
I love people like that on Xbox Live. Makes it so much fun to kill them.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:04 pm

this vid is just like the two on KST.
The kid on on KST has drunk loads of cola. I mean LOADS of cola, there's like 10 cans on his desk.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:26 pm

ramrod wrote:

Kettle, pot, color black. Any of it ringing a bell?

Uhh. . . No. Explain.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:02 pm

Funkstar wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Kettle, pot, color black. Any of it ringing a bell?

Uhh. . . No. Explain.

Say I called Teff a stupid Nintendo fanboy. Since I'm a stupid Nintendo fanboy it is hypocritical of me to call him one. The saying is "That's the kettle calling the pot black" or something like that.

Funkstar wrote:

Lunar Jesty wrote:

Why don't you censor the whole word?

Why don't you do it for me?

That's why.

Have you read the rules lately? It's your responsibility to do that. Not theirs. The mods aren't here to clean up your crap.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:34 pm

ok, so this has gone on about long enough. Funk has been talked to... Let it go, people.

Don't make me smash my keyboard.

BOOM HEADSHOT!

er, TOASTPAINT!

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:48 pm

Anyway.

I saw only a couple of seconds of that, and that's totally staged. Why on earth would a camera be in that position? Only if someone was purposely taping this.

But...if it was real, then that kid needs some serious help.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:51 pm

Acekirby wrote:

Anyway.

I saw only a couple of seconds of that, and that's totally staged. Why on earth would a camera be in that position? Only if someone was purposely taping this.

Well, someone who's keyboards were being smashed would intentionally tape it to figure out what's happening....

I don't know if it's staged or not. I mean, either way, that kid probably needs help. If it was staged, they needed to work a little harder to make it look "hidden camera"..

racerx_is_alive · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:43 pm

That reminds me a lot of this video:

Kid arguing with his mother about chocolate milk while on xbox live. warning, some language. and in english, not german.

And you will want to beat the kid afterwards, and take away his xbox and tv and everything he owns and put it in a bonfire.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:55 pm

Racer, you are right. I think I should personally take that from him. It would make a nice addition to my place....even if I already have one.

Schmelen · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:10 am

Perhaps he was autistic. Poor guy. Reminds me of my cousin but german. Except with my cousin, it's an Xbox.

furrykef · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 6:34 am

I know I'm reviving an off-topic point on a dead thread, but...

Funkstar wrote:

Nearly everyone who says that eBaums world is 'stealing' is just being a FREAKING CONFORMIST!!! Isn't it funny how every anti-baum says EXACTLY the same thing? You don't even care about the people who he steals from.

It's just not cool to make a million bucks off other people's hard work without having the common decency to give them credit. There's nothing "conformist" about feeling that way. Not to mention that it's also a blatant violation of copyright. I know I'd be very ticked off if he stole something of mine, removed my credit, slapped on his watermark, and proceeded to make money off it.

- Kef

StrongRad · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 6:47 am

racerx_is_alive wrote:

That reminds me a lot of this video:

Kid arguing with his mother about chocolate milk while on xbox live. warning, some language. and in english, not german.

And you will want to beat the kid afterwards, and take away his xbox and tv and everything he owns and put it in a bonfire.

I love this whole whining kid thing. Stupid spoiled brat.
Most of the time, I'm against child abuse. This is not one of those times.
I hope this kid represents a minority of kidlets. Otherwise, the sickening sense of entitlement some people seem to have developed in the last 10 years has spread to kids.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 9:21 am

racerx_is_alive wrote:

That reminds me a lot of this video:

Kid arguing with his mother about chocolate milk while on xbox live. warning, some language. and in english, not german.

And you will want to beat the kid afterwards, and take away his xbox and tv and everything he owns and put it in a bonfire.

I don't want children...

StrongRad · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 1:30 pm

Occasional JD wrote:

racerx_is_alive wrote:

That reminds me a lot of this video:

Kid arguing with his mother about chocolate milk while on xbox live. warning, some language. and in english, not german.

And you will want to beat the kid afterwards, and take away his xbox and tv and everything he owns and put it in a bonfire.

I don't want children...

That brat shouldn't turn you off to having children. If it turns you off to anything, it should turn you off to being a crappy parent. That's really all that is, a reflection of REALLY crappy parenting. I'm willing to bet these are the same parents that don't hold the kid responsible for his own actions and say he has ADD when he acts up at school.

furrykef · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 8:43 pm

Heh, I revive the thread to rant about eBaum's, and nobody's interested.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 8:53 pm

furrykef wrote:

Heh, I revive the thread to rant about eBaum's, and nobody's interested.

That's just because there's nothing that can be said about EBaum's that hasn't already been said of Milli Vanilli, any bank robber, or plagerist.

Big Papai · **Joined:** Mon May 01, 2006 8:28 pm **Posts:** 14

nice sig strong rad!

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Big Papai wrote:

nice sig strong rad!

Nice crazy large avatar and broken sig!

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