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Do you know anybody who does stuff that is just plain odd...but it still makes you laugh?

Yesterday, my sisters and their friends decided to ressurect an old Furby. After we brought it back to life(sorta), they dissected it. I have the ears and the beak. And yes, they do have a skeleton.

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There's a kid in my Chemistry class called Manny who always talks to me and the girl who sits next to me. He always says the weirdest things, and we get into some pretty wacky conversations. Just yesterday, we were discussing cricket. Yes, the sport.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

My friends would say that about me, because I am insane.

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Once my friend was eating spaghetti bolognaise at my house. And got it on his mouth when it dropped off his fork. It was awesome. And my cat once went absolutly crazy with catnip. He was rolling and flipping everywhere/

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There's a guy in my class, Chris, who would sing a completly random song he made up on the spot. It would always be some hilariously corny song like the "Your brother loves you song".

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My friends are all freakin' weird, but always funny. Like this one time, I brought some plushies I made to school. We always meet in the library, and I took them all out. Loud insanity ensued. xD We had them break dancing and were throwing them at eachother and... some other things I shouldn't discuss.

And another time, I brought a bunch of pipecleaners. Oh man, what fun we did have. We made, uh, ...masks. Ahaha!

Many times we've been attacked by the librarian, but that doesn't stop us. D:

...I guess you could say a lot of these weird incidents were my fault. ...Heh. *shrug*

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......And I thought my dad putting glasses on my cat and calling it "Professor Kitty" While parading it throughout the house was weird.

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That sounds pretty funny, actually. =P Poor cat, though. xD

Hey, can things that you do yourself count? I like dressing as if I were some sort of RPG character in public every now and then. "Hey, all you need is a sword!"

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That reminds me of the time my friend Gabby rubber-banded a circle of orange felt to the head of my cat Anfernee and exclaimed, "JEWISH CAT!"

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Well, there's this comic my friend Andreas made me.

It's a Bonus Stage comic, but most of the characters are real people. I'm Rya, the 8th grade English (or history, I forgot) teacher was Girl (of the Goon Platoon), the Japanese teacher was the Cloaked Figure, the Pre-Algebra teacher was Evil, and Jordan was Topato. And everyone died. Except Topato, who appeared only at the end and was confused.

And there's this one other thing from my party. We got out of the pool to eat cake, and my friend Kaia sat down on a chair. She said, "Butt...to...chair..." then when she sat, she jumped up and screamed--"Aaaaaugh!"--because it was so cold.

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I made a comic about the least-liked teacher in the school. It was a bunch of inside jokes though. My best friend is trying to get it into the newspaper, but I thought it was just stupid. I have also made two other comics, but they were stupid too. They were about a superhero named, "the Outstanding Plummer" and another about a cavefamily.

This was by far my best work, but it was still stupid. If you happen to see it online, it is called "The Big Z". And if you go to my school and you happened to be named "Cami" or "Emily", I am still anonymous. I didn't mean offense about you.

It was pretty much about our class drinking this compound we had to make in class, and we all mutate according to who we were like. I was this one guy that we made up in Sex ed, so don't feel so bad Emily and Cami. He has to escape in his car and ends up in Washington D.C. There he saves the president and the whole world when they shoot an anti-mutation ray at him and he reflects it off his shiny head.

I also made this comic about my best friend having a new superpower each day, but it only made three good ones out of eight, the three about him talking to animals. I make the stupidest crap ever.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Oh please. That cat deserves it. She likes to terrorize everyone at our house. Sure, she looks cute, but she's the spawn of the kitty Satan.

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Well, maybe if your dad didn't do ridiculous things to her... Kidding. D:

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Jello.

As in the dessert.

It's jiggly.

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My friends are all weird. Here is the reasons:
Alex Hardcastle. All the time he's laughing.
Jake Robinson. Has porno on his phone *faints*
William Burrow: He's just....Weird, and he never cares about anything.
Aaron Dooler: He brags a lot. And I eat spam-a-lot lol
Robbie Holbrook: He makes me puke. He's so disgusting that I won't get into it.
Thomas Bullet: Actually he's ok.

See what I mean.

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I'm reminded of something a friend of mine called Will did. He bought a pack of "gothic Tarot cards" because he thought the art would be cool, but it ended up being really pretentious. Gargoyles, witches with black lipstick and skimpy clothing, and plenty of full moons abound. He hated the cards, but he got over that by doing totally fake readings on everyone. He made up a Y-shaped Tarot layout and started making up stuff for everyone he did it on. Now, you understand, Will talks extremely fancily (is that a word?)--he always sounds like he;s rehearsed himself, so it sounded totally convincing. But it was hilarious because everyone watching kept shouting out comments. Like "Speaking from authority, I can say--not so gentle!" But it'd be hard to explain the context of that quote without sounding weird.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Sometimes my friends and I talk about...ham...burgers. Yeeeah.

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That reminds me of this guy named Rio. He is so cool, nobody even knows he's cool. Anyone who knows him, likes him, but not everybody knows him.

Anyhoo. He brought in these Tarot cards, and he dealt these two cards, he said "That's good, that's good." But the next card he said, "That's terrible!" Figures, he drew death.

He also created some kind of cult with his friend Ryan, and everyone that was cool went in. He made a cool symbol on our hands. Man, he was cool

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Just like Senor Cardgage, I presume?

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Well, my friend Greg. He's awesome. He once made himself barkmeow, a mix between dog and cat. Language: "Barkmeeowww"

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Clicky:

HA! That's nothing!

My freind Disected a Furby, Put it in the microwave (Shooting sparks everywhere) then pulled it out and threw it into the ground so hard it exploded and screamed "TOUCHDOWN!!!"

Oh, and the same guy lit his sisters Hotwheel cars on fire and lauched them into his backyard lack via crossbow.

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Geez! That kid reminds me of Sid from Toy Story. The strangest thing I've ever put in a microwave was biscut dough...

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Oh, COME ON! I can be weird and funny, too! Uhh...uhh...

*glues an orange bowler hat to JoeyDay's tounge again*

Take THAT.

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Tell your friend he is an absolute legend.

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Your friend is a God among men. The wackiest thing I ever did was take some fire crackers, light 'em and drop 'em down sewer grates. I also blew up a snowball once.

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Hmmm. I always thought my friends and I were weird... But to compare to all that, nothing comes to mind.

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Roffle, and I thought my friends were weird but wow, that beats anything in Roffleicious weirdness.

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I dunno about that. He was talking about it with exasperation. Our discussion was mostly making fun of its bad-sort-of-Britishness, not its awesome-sort-of-Britishness like Monty Python.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

My friend Brad always mocks everybody the same way, but it never gets old. His template is this:

"Look at me, I'm [insert victim's name], I [something about them], blah blah blah."

There is an accent placed on "me," the person's name, a random word in the something about them, and on every blah. For example, I'm his assistant stage manager for the Odd Couple, and one time when I got too bossy, he said,

"Look at me, I'm Shane, I'm assistant stage manager, blah, blah, blah."

I don't know why, but whenever he says that, it completely cracks me up.

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Maybe this doesn't quite count, but my drama teacher says some pretty funny stuff. Usually in fourth period, when I don't have him, and I know this only because one of my friends that does have him fourth period keeps a quote sheet. Among some of his wisdom is..are..whatever:

- Clowns are evil. Clowns are horrible, horrible manifestations of Satan. But we can discuss the evil of clowns later. Right now, we have to do critiques.

- Smoking crack is bad.

- The set looks great. The architect needs to be pimp slapped.

- The only thing wrong with the scene was that nobody's face fell off. Had someone's face fallen off, then Lauren there would have loved it.

- This is the actor pee pee dance.

- We turn the house lights to half, wait about 15 seconds, and then shut them off completely so old people don't die. Allow me to explain. (Walks over to random seat in front row of audience; assumes old lady voice) Oh helloooooo! I haven't seen you in yeears! How's the family? Did you bring some candy to unwrap really loudly during the performance?...'Cuz I did! (Surprised look) Oh, the lights have gone out. I guess I should go and find my seat, even though it's pitch black and I'm old and blind. (Mocks tripping over a row of seats) WAAAAAAAAAGH.

- We also turn the house lights to half because, during in-school performances, if we were to suddenly black out the entire auditorium, everyone would scream. Because none of you have ever been in the dark before. And there's usually a group that, no matter what, just goes "ooooooooOOOOOH!" Oh yeah, boys and girls in the dark. Together. Because you're really gonna start making out with twelve administrators standing within fifteen feet of you.

- I do not want glitter on my butt. Among the many places that I do not want glitter, that is one of them.

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