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One of my friends does the wierdest things. He will make strange noises, then hit you or slap you. Also, one day me and my friend got donuts for break, and he and I were soooo hyper it was hilarious. I would slam the table and yell. He got so hyper he slapped me XD

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He sounds just like my choir teacher.

One time after some kind of gang...war...thingy before class in the lunchroom we were trying to explain what happened to her, and she was unable to get grasp on what was going on.
Kid: So, Sopos was all throwing up gang signs..
Teach: Throwing up...gang signs?
Kid: Yeah.
Teach: So...That means he was like *barfing noises* BLERGURGLETHECRIPS!...?

Oh yeah, and My crazy freind came over and as soon as I opened the door he burst in and held up a bunch of popsicle sticks vaugely glued like a stick figure and yells "I MADE THIS IN ART CLASS IT'S A SHIRLEYTEMPLEWITHAUNICORNHORN WHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" *Throws it at cat*

Best Intro thingy ever.

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Oh, and to improve his godlyness, I would like to add he wrote the "Clan man Can" song in the 4th issue of my comic. Cept I changed the words. Originally it was "The Papa Johns Dude"

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Same guy:

He was in class before school...and suddenly he draws a cirlce on the chalkboard...

Him: CHALKZONE! *smash into board*

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On Friday my drama teacher was gone on some business or another so we were allowed to play improv games all period. Improv games are the best. :3 ANyway. Two of my friends, Kelly and Courtney, decided to do this skit with the premise of "Kelly is driving a car." So they run around the stage making car noises and all of a sudden Kelly slams on the brakes. Both of them go hurtling through the windshield of the pantomimed car. Except my friends, being the crackheads they are, play the part a little too well. Kelly dove armsfirst onto the stage and Courtney flipped, and then they seemed surprised when they landed and it hurt. o_O; I asked Kelly about it later and she confirmed that she did in fact come up with that idea in class and did not wake up that morning and say "Hmm, I think I'll try to kill myself in drama class today."

In my graphic arts class the current unit is photography. So, naturally, we're all learning our way around the darkroom. I dunno if it's a standard thing with darkrooms, it probably is, but there are two doors leading into the class's darkroom. One opens out into the fluorescent hell that is the classroom, and the other is this totally awesome like...one-person revolving door thing. It's like a hollow black cylinder with a hole big enough for one person to enter and exit the 5-square-foot circular capsule thingy. It's designed so that someone can enter and exit without letting any, or at least very, very little, light get into the darkroom and it's AWESOME. So naturally my friends and I find every excuse to enter and exit the darkroom via this Portal Thingy. The first time I used it I was compelled to say "It's like I'm the master of all time and space in here!" I want one for my room but Mommy says its a fire hazard. T_T

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Zephyr: One, you friend is very amusing. XD Two, I used to hide out in the bathroom to the same effect, because it was so utterly dark in there with no windows. XD Once, I took all my glow-in-the-dark stars and planets and spacey things from the walls of my room and put them allll up in the bathroom. C'yeah it was awesome!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

JD & I have random "Aggressive Moments" Where we just go crazy at eachother, pull hair, punch, whatever. It's so random and hilarious to do.

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I just went to a party last night. Craziness. My friend and I were wrapping Peeps (the marshmallow things) in Air Heads (and other teeth rotting candy). We would then put in in the microwave and nuke it. Lack of sleep, combined with caffine and a tad bit of microwave radiation, made us then see who could eat the most of the multi-colored gloop without laughing. I almost choked. Good times.

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I wanted to share with you a funny but weird but FUNNY quote from lunch today...

Friend A: We need a new hobby.

-pause-

Me: MARIO PARTY!
Friend A: FOUR!
Me: YEAH!
Friend A: YEAH!
Me: YEAH!
Friend A: YEAH!
Friend B: YEAH!
Me: YEAH!

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I say some random things during school. But today one of my friends said something that I thought was funny.

Teacher: ...That's why I have a fear of being buried alive. I'm just going to be cremated.
Some Students: So you'd rather burn to death?
Teacher: No, I think I would wake up if somone lit a fire under my toes. You know, you could be lying there, but once a fire starts, you'll be awake.
Friend: *mocking waking up* I'm good.

Eh. I dunno.

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That was hilarious. tell us more.

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Psssh. Mario Party 2 is where it's really at!

But I digress.

That's awesome. Reminds me of another SYFT--Tag-Team Boss Battles! It's what my best friend Glenn and I do against really irritating bosses. We each find out what part of the boss we're best at through many deaths, and then each take that. Like, say he's best at dodging, and I'm best at attacking its weak spot.

G: GAAH! Firefirefirefire... NOO! Ahh! Run run... don't touch me... don't touch me... AH! He's opening up! Ally! *shakily passes me controllers*
A: Take this, you ingrate invertebrate! *rapidly mashes buttons, attacking in frenzy* OK! Not vulnerable! *passes off controller*
G: AAHHH! He's coming right at me! ROLL UP!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

You just made my day. Rather, your friend did. But you posted it.

Anyway, um...

Oh! One time my friend saw someone fall down the steps and he yells "Here! Let me try!" and falls down them too.

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It's graham-cracker-rific!

An incident in Chem today reminded me of another WYFT: My Chemistry teacher! He looks all normal and unassuming, but beneath his humble exterior lies a man with a ravenous appetite for death, destruction, and exploding soap bubbles.

Or at least the exploding soap bubbles part. That's only one of the many "experiments" he's done for us. He also has tubes filled with gases more deadly than cyanide lying around--sealed, of course, but he jokes about them all the time. He accidentally engaged us in a ten-minute discussion about the ways to avoid poisoning by a a toxic and nontoxic gas at chemical equilibrium after I accidentally mentioned refridgerated lungs.

We have a math teacher at my school who might be mentally related. He once sidetracked his class similarly when he likened the lesser-than and greater-than symbols to Pac-Men mouths, and then started lecturing his class on the names of the Pac-Men ghosts and drawing dots all over the board between the inequalities.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

My friends and I do all sorts of weird things. Off the top of my head, our recent antics...

1. We bought beanie babies, unstitched them, pulled out the stuffinf, beans, etc, turned them inside out and stuffed them back up again. They're cooler inside out.

2. Bought cheap hula skirts, fake moustaches and plastic swords/knives/etc and walked around town and yelled Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes.

3. Made signs to post on our class notice board. Signs saying 'Alive? Don't get cocky! It won't last long!', etc.

Things like these seem weird to others but I think it's hilarious.

Also, my head of year said accidently 'Only you knows it.' and I almost died of laughter. And we had to watch a video with the rest of the year. The player was messed up though so the sound wouldn't sync up. So it would be a young girl on screen talking but a deep male voice playing. I was laughing so much but nobody else in my year was so a lot of people stared.

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