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Perhaps I can put this here, as I can't seem to find a board better suited for it... (Can anyone point the way to one, if such a board exists?) It's still funny, I think...

I rewrote Coach Z's rap, "These peoples try to fade me", into a song for Homestar. Check it out.

These peoples break my cow lamp
Homestar, Homestar, plus two plus two
Homestar, plus two plus two
Homestar, Homestar, plus two plus two
Homestar, plus two plus two

These peoples
These peoples
These peoples break my
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples break my
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples break my

(Cow lamp!)

These peoples break my cow lamp!
(Thanks a lot, guys.)
G-g-go for a few cold ones!
(Seriously!)
These peoples break my cow lamp!
(Thanks a lot, guys.)
G-g-go for a few cold ones!
(Seriously!)

I got a cow lamp, and space to rent
I got a cow lamp, and space to rent
I got a cow lamp, and space to rent
And that was the best 5 bucks I ever spent!

I wear long pants! (plus two plus two)
I'm a long pants man! (plus two plus two)
Where my hat is at?
Where my hat is at, y'all?
Where my hat is at? (Where my hat is at?)
Where my hat is at, y'all?

Where my hat is at?
All the peoples try to tell me where my hat is at
Everybody and their brother showed me where my hat is at
And I got a bunch of lightglobes, a bunch of animal phat

{makes various two-syllable noises}

These peoples break my cow lamp!
(Thanks a lot, guys.)
G-g-go for a few cold ones!
(Seriously!)
These peoples break my cow lamp!
(Thanks a lot, guys.)
G-g-go for a few cold ones!
(Seriously!)

I'm not from school! (I'm The Cheat!)
I'm not from school! (I'm The Cheat!)
I got the grumblecakes! (I'm The Cheat!)
I got the grumblecakes! (It's moldy-moldy-moldy bread!)

These peoples
These peoples
These peoples break my
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples break my
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples like marshmallows!

I got long pants (plus two plus two)
I got a girlfriend (plus two plus two)
Uhh... I got long pants and a girlfriend at the same time

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Okay, so what happens when you listen to country crap music backwards?

Answer! You get your dog back, you get your car back, you get your trailer back...

I know, stupid, but I heard it yesterday and thought it was hilarious.

This is pretty funny

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Okay, so what happens when you listen to country crap music backwards?

Answer! You get your dog back, you get your car back, you get your trailer back...

I know, stupid, but I heard it yesterday and thought it was hilarious.

This is pretty funny


XD I love that one! And it reminds me of another dumb-yet-funny joke...

Q. Which Star Wars character comes from the Deep South?

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Bubba Fett.


And on that same note...

Q. Which Star Wars character is also a Pokèmon?

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Wobba Fett!
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This is awesome (Blood, and mild swears): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
Everyone thank Senor for contributing this!

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Right now...

Y'know that boxing game that's out now? Fight Night Round 3? Well, it has the most genius advertisement EVER.

From what I hear, there are several "Trainers" you can use to train your character. One of them is the FREAKIN' BURGER KING GUY!

And training with him increases your "Heart" Rateing. Your heart rating apparently allows you to wake up faster after being knocked out.

Wake up...With the King

I now must buy that game. The designers are crazy awesome for that.

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This is dumb and funny. Contains animated violence and mild gore.


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http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/declineofvideogaming.html That's hilarious



http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110 thats the sequel


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253824 and here's the most recent one.

They're called Decline of Video Gaming, one of the funniest stuffs on the webs (h*rs obviously better, dont get me wrong ;) but still... check these out!

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You guys know BFman, right?

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HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/declineofvideogaming.html That's hilarious



http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110 thats the sequel


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253824 and here's the most recent one.

They're called Decline of Video Gaming, one of the funniest stuffs on the webs (h*rs obviously better, dont get me wrong ;) but still... check these out!


I LOVE that cartoon...

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Me too. Rofflicious.

I think Stupidvideos is pretty funny.

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This is funny, but it has a ton of swears. I don't recomend for people who would go crazy over it and yell at me. If you do want to watch it, I suggest headphones if there are family members home.
U've been warned!
also this (same warnings as the 'bove):fja;dls

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How about a funny story?

So here we have this guy, and he basically stands around in Stewart's and scratches lotto tickets. His pants are always falling down. He's the laughingstock of the town. What happens? He wins $5000 dollars a week for life. First thing he buys? Suspenders.

Hilarious? Yes. True? Also yes.

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XDD This is so weird/funny...


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XDD This is so weird/funny...

I've seen that before...
Spooky.

This is pretty funny, kinda long though.

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[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_physics]Wikipedias list of Cartoon Physics....

...And Anime Physics.

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Me, I'd worry more about anime GENETICS than physics. How does yellow + black = pink?

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http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ArtieTSMITW

This guy re-enacts pivotal scenes from movies, playing all of the roles himself. Funny stuff.

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/catchphrase.html
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http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/me ... olid3.html

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9022376678363609008&pl=true
Super fast pokemon theme

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Mario Is A Communist!

If you think about it, the evidence is quite compelling...

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Eh, I can't bother sending in something flash related, so I'll just bother with basic humor:

World's Funniest Joke or close enough to it - might be some offending stuff, but that's just for people under 4.5 years. It's actually an EXPERIMENT.

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crimes_inspired_by_video_games I thought this was pretty funny. Check out the rest of the site too. It's got some funny stuff. There may be some inappropriate language. Oh, and this isn't funny if you don't know any video games.

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Eh, I can't bother sending in something flash related, so I'll just bother with basic humor:

World's Funniest Joke or close enough to it - might be some offending stuff, but that's just for people under 4.5 years. It's actually an EXPERIMENT.


I thought the second place one was better... but maybe that's just because I'm a Holmes-aholic


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Meh. To me, that's not the funniest joke in the world. Here's the joke that always makes me crack a smile.

Q. What do you call 12 Valley Girls in a freezer?

A. Frosted Flakes!

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Markie wrote:
Eh, I can't bother sending in something flash related, so I'll just bother with basic humor:

World's Funniest Joke or close enough to it - might be some offending stuff, but that's just for people under 4.5 years. It's actually an EXPERIMENT.


No, here's the real Funniest Joke in the World......... :P

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crimes_inspired_by_video_games I thought this was pretty funny. Check out the rest of the site too. It's got some funny stuff. There may be some inappropriate language. Oh, and this isn't funny if you don't know any video games.


Ya, there's a whole thread dedicated to Uncyclopedia.

EDIT: Man, it's sad that I recognize pretty much every, single, one of them.

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January 4th - A heavy-set construction worker operating a wrecking ball was killed after a boy jumped on his head eight times. When asked why he did this, the boy responded, "He was going to steal the emeralds, and that's no good!"

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crimes_inspired_by_video_games I thought this was pretty funny. Check out the rest of the site too. It's got some funny stuff. There may be some inappropriate language. Oh, and this isn't funny if you don't know any video games.


Ya, there's a whole thread dedicated to Uncyclopedia.

EDIT: Man, it's sad that I recognize pretty much every, single, one of them.

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January 4th - A heavy-set construction worker operating a wrecking ball was killed after a boy jumped on his head eight times. When asked why he did this, the boy responded, "He was going to steal the emeralds, and that's no good!"


Man, I did, too, though a couple of them went waaay over my head.

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Leprechaun!

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