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I'm gonna post the shaggy dog story. It's hilarious.
There was this group of school boys standing around talking about their dogs. The youngest of the group, Jimmy, boldly declared that he had the shaggiest dog of the lot.
It was decided that there was to be a school-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole school.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a town-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole town.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a region-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole region.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a state-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole state.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a nation-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole country.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a world-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole world.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a solar system-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole solar system.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a galaxy-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole galaxy.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is really a very shaggy dog".
It was then decided that there was to be a universe-wide competition to determine who had the shaggiest dog in the whole universe.
On the big day, the judges looked at each of the dogs, and left to make their decision. The first judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a shaggy dog". The second judge came out and said to Jimmy "That is a very shaggy dog" The third judge came out and said to Jimmy "That dog's not so shaggy."
_________________ No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.
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