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Dear Strong Bad,
Do you remember the puppet show Sifl and Olly? i do. i think it was funny.
Randy Carter,
Arkham, Mass.
Strongbad: okay andy, first off, you cant think it was funny, because you allready saw it, unless youve been messing with the 'Forgeto' Ray again. I gotta tell The Cheat to keep that thing under lock and key, i think Strong Mad got to it, because The Cheat seems to be forgetting to keep it under Said Lock and Key.
{Clears Screen}
So, Sifl and Olly, ehh Mandy? Well i have no idea what that was, because i dont spend my time watching TV or stupid Internet Cartoons like some of those 'Wickiers' do. Lets go ask around and see if anyone remembers this Mystical Wonder of Wonderousness TV.
{gets up. cut to the stick, its Coach Z and Pom-Pom Talking.}
CoachZ: i tell yer thar, Pom-Pom, This wa'nt no ordinary Pormple, it was blue, had er grayorsh glorw, and was prety pussed and Blorted.
Pom-Pom: Pom pom noises, probably saying: "Coach Z, Why are talking to me?"
{SB Walks on screen}
Strong Bad: Hey Coach-to-the-Zee, you ever been down with the show Sifil And olly?
Coach Z: yeah, i remembor that show, That was my Sorck that they used as O-rly. i had just thrown that thoing ort in the Garbage, and i forned the King or Torn picking throrgh thar. betteor ask him
{SB walks off}
Coach Z: sor back to my proablem...
{Pom Pom Makes a face of Disgust and walks off}
{Strong Bad walks to the side of the castle, where the PoopSmith is fidling around with His Pile o' Whatsit}
Strong Bad: Hey PoopSmith, Do you remember that Show Sifil and Olly?
{The poopsmith turns his head as if looking into a empty space and cut to a flashback.}
{in the flashback, it shows the poopsmith at his first Job, The Director and Writer for some Sock puppet TV Show. it looks like he had Just quit after the shows Cancelation. he looks onto a note, which reads the following:
Quote:
Dear All who is willing to Listen. I Have Taken a Vow of Silence so i can never tell of this Horrible Tragedy Again. Good Bye forever, H.P. Smith
{Cut back to the side of the castle. The poopsmith Sheds a Tear, Drops his Shovel, and Walks off.}
Strong Bad: umm... okay... i dont know what the was about.
{strong bad walks off. he enters the king of towns castle. the KOT is, surprisingly, is just standing around in the kitchen, there is some weird concoction sitting on the table.}
Strong Bad: Hey The KOT, do you remember...ohhh... Whats this thing you have on this Cliche Table of yours?
KOT: its some Mayonase that i found in the Air Vent a few days ago.
Strong Bad: ohh, umm.. heh, heh.. thats not... never happend before....
KOT: ohh yes, this can of Mayo is only missing one thing...
Strong Bad: What, Parsley Sage, Rosemary And Time?
KOT: ohh no, This Has Enough time, and i cant get Parsley Sage to come over this weekend, something about the PoopSmith he doesnt like.
Strong Bad: eww, gross, okay look, i wanna know if youve seen this Show Sifil and Olly.
KOT: Sifilice and Ollives? i think ive had a case of that ones!
Strong Bad: Gross, no, i am talking about the show!
KOT: ohh, you mean that show with Coach Zee's old Jock Strap in it?
Strong Bad: he told me it was his sock and..wait...The KOT, do you ever listen to yourself when you talk?
KOT: of course!
Strong Bad: So you know when you say stupid and... quite Disscusting things?
KOT: I have a PHD in Grossometry!
Strong Bad: okay, i think we have our Answer... No Shippinator Sandy, we have no idea What you Are Talking About.
KOT: I had a Shippinator Once, Infatc, that is the substance which finds its place in this Can!
{The KOT Starts scarfing down tghe old mayo in the can, and the paper comes down. a few seconds afterwards, Strong Bad Pukes.}
End.
So theres your answer Danny Boy, No.
EASTER EGG! Click on whatever whatvere to trigger a Cut scene with strong mad and the Cheat
{The Cheat Locks the Forgetto Ray with a Gun Lock}
Strong Mad: I CAN PROTECT YOU!
{Strong Mad Grabs the Forgetto ray, with the cheat still holding on the end, and smacks it against the wall. the gun lock snaps off, and strong bad walks in, the Cheat falls to SB's feet}
Strong Bad: The Cheat, dont Forget too.. WAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH!
{strong Mad Fires the Forgetto Ray at Strong Bad and the Cheat}
Strong Bad: Woah... My Very Own-a Da Cheat!
{The KOT Walks in with his festering olde Mayo}
KOT:Hey Strong Bad, i thought you would like some of my left over mayo
{Strong Bad Grabs the Can of Olde Mayo, and Drinks the whole can}
Strong Bad: Woah! this is Delicious!
{end of Easter Egg.}
DISCLAIMER!: I remember that show, it was awesoem this thing here is used to hide my In The Closetness from that show.