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Well, I never got to play that (though I saw it in action). At least it had some sort of jetski action scene. But yeah, it sounds lame too.

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My cousin, nerd that he is, knows almost the entire script to Mario is Missing by heart. He's a Luigi fan, though, big-time. And he can deliver ANY line in such a way that it's funny. Seriously. He could tell you that your dog died and you'd be cracking up.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Any line? I doubt he could find something is funny for the world was ending

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Bah! That's an easy one. If you can't laugh at the end of the world, then what can you laugh at?

Er...um...Toastpaint.

Despite being a big Simpsons fan, I think that even the most hardcore fanboy would have a hard time finding something to love about the early Simpsons games like Virtual Bart (SNES/Genesis), Bart's Nightmare (SNES/Genesis) or Bart Vs. [Insert Word Here] (Almost every console made during the 1990's)

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Sig?

Bubsy 3D, need I say more?

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I haven't been so ticked off by a single post in a long time.

...I must be on gamefaqs.



Man, that game is everywhere. The one where you balance a bird with your hand on a stick, and catch it's eggs and avoid it's poo? Man, that game was cool.

Anyways...I can't really think of any offhand...I guess I'd have to say I'm too open-minded. If there's such a thing. I don't really think I can remember playing a game that I particularily hated (OTHER THEN RTSs! I HAVE NO PLANNING SKILZ!). Heck, I thought that Enter the Matrix was like the coolest thing ever.

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That was a great game! All of the gameplay was excellent, and the driving levels were totally awesome! What do you mean, they expected you to know what to do? I would have actually preferred if they didn't tell you so much what to do and left you to figure it out. I mean, it's a great game, but the objective arrow made it too easy. And, in my opinion, the driving levels were the best part. I mean "Retrieving Axel" was about the best driving level in any game, ever, but you might not have gotten that far. The only really bad part about the game was how your enemies slided across the floor like hockey pucks. It also seems that plenty of people disagreed with you, also, here, because on my copy, it says "Greatest Hits," so obviously, a lot of people thought it was a great game on the contrary to the belief of yours that it never should have been made.

Anydangway, uh....toastpaint.

As for bad games, Ratchet and Clank. I used to love it, but just so frickin boring and unrealistic. I mean, it was one of the last games to evolve from collecting so many items and timing jumps to storylines. And when they did put a storyline in, it was crap! What pisses me off, is that there are a lot of games I like, but they have storylines that look like they are intended for kids who are five years old, and by that, I mean, like really bad puns as "jokes" whilst the characters are speaking, and a really simple plot. Like, one bad guy, with minions; one good guy who kills them and fights the bad guy. Wow. Quite original, aren't we? And getting back to Ratchet and Clank, Clank never actually did anything. Here I will bring you to an actual scene in the game.

A big robot dude is about to kill Ratchet with a huge rocket launcher machine gun RPG super power doomsay device of wicked destruction etc.

Ratchet: Uh, Clank, a little help here?


Clank is a few meters behind Ratchet, laying on his side, and turned off. Toasted bread pops out of his side.
Okay, I'll shut up now. *holds up flame wall*

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*extinguishes your flame wall* OWNAGE.

Anyways, I'm a fan of the R&C series, but I'll have to agree with you on this one. I'm not actually too impressed with Ratchet: Deadlocked, and there was about little to no platforming. Clank doesn't even get to go on any missions, too. Probably a few (in the previous games).</Reyonold>

For one thing Insomniac should spend two+ years on their games rather than a game a year. Quality over quantity, but if they would repeat it by selling a new game every 360-what days...um, yeah.

Length of games is another thing. Up Your Arsenal and Deadlocked felt a bit too short for me.

Oh, and thanks for the Decline of Video Gaming reference.

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