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I checked to make sure this topic hadn't been made before. I couldn't find anything, so if this has ABP'd, sorry.

Anyways, yeah. You get the gist of this. It doesn't even have to be a real animal. You can be a dragon or griffin or something. Even a Pokémon. I don't care.

I'm tied between fox, tiger, dragon, and Pikachu. I would want to be a foxagerchu, which is a combination of all the animals together. I'd describe how that would look, but I'm afraid I might kill someone.

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i'd be a dr zoidbegian!
Duh

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A liger. No, seriously, a liger.

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Hmm... I'd want to be some sort of bird. I can't imagine loving anything more than flying. I guess I should also be partially giant sea tortoise, because those have longer lifespans than humans.

Being a parrot would rock... I could talk!

A giant sea torrot? Oh, I am so there.

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Um...I really don't know what I'd want to be.

Maybe a penguin.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Flippin' sweet!



If I could be an animal...probably some sort of [size=0]RAWK[/size] hawk or eagle. That would be awesome...soaring around, being all awesome.

Birds of prey know they're cool.

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Can't you talk already?




I dunno what I'd be. Maybe some sort of bird, or some sort of cat, or some sort of platypus.

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Well, most animals can't talk, and being a parrot would allow you to talk.

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Wolf.

Definatley a wolf.

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

Being HUMAN allows you to talk. So unless she's the grizzly result of some unauthorized genetics lab experiment gone wrong, then she can talk already.

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Well, other than a human. That's what this topic is about, right?

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Something flying, like a bat, or a falcon, or an owl, or a parrot so you could talk.

EDIT: What about a monkeroo?

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Well, that statement was "Can't you talk already?" Which, in turn, is asking "Why do you desire to become an animal that can talk if you have the abilitiy already?"

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Well, once again, because that is an ability that not many animals other than humans have, and because the topic is implying "other than a human".

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i would totally be a double hawk.

I'M AWKWARD

I would be a sloth of course.

A cat!

No really. A dog.

Or hawk/eagle. Ah, flying...

I was thinking about this yesterday, and definitley a fox. No ?s aked.

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Dag, yo.

i would be a little raccoon with a AK-47

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you suck

Just so you know...Ligers ARE real animals.

I would be a preying mantis. What other animal has sythes on it's frickin hands?

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A cat. You get to sleep whenever you want, food gets set out for you, you "ask" for a massage and you get it, even if it's 2 o'clock in the morning...the list goes on. Plus cat's are cute. SO CUTE.

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-Krista

You, my friend, watch Dimitri Martin.

Thus, my friend, you are cool.

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

I'd probably be a cat. Getting praised for laziness? Oh yeah.

And I'm The Cat Lady, so that fits. I'd be the real Cat Lady.

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I'd be a baby turtle.

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Kodiak Grizzly Bear. (And who says I'm not already? ...for those of you who are familiar with Therianthropy...)

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

Golden Eagle.
Although, I'm pretty satisfied with being human.

I changed my mind... could I be a leprechaun? <.< >.>

I think some parrots actually have lifespans of up to 100 years. So you wouldn't even need to be a freakish chimera!

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Well, I really like being human... but if that's not an option...

I want to be a siberian tiger with wings, and the wings would have turbine jet engines on them, and I would naturally produce fuel in my body, so I would never have to refuel, and I would have opposable thumbs on my claws so I could grasp things, and an extra set of bird-like talons that would be sharper than the sharpest laser-forged steel, and a 30mm machine gun jutting out of my chest with an unlimited supply of ammunition (my body produces machine gun rounds naturally too), and I would be 20x the size of the average tiger and have depleted uranium reenforced armor plates covering my body, and if anything were to grab me, I would be able to pulse ultra radiation out of my pores and vaporize my would-be captor, and I want to have a force field that could withstand a 50 megaton nuclear bomb and I would have a roar that shoots green flames that burn 8 trillion times hotter than the core of the sun from my mouth, and a natural life span of 500 million years, and the ability to breath in space, and a hyperdrive so I could go past light speed. Will some one draw this for me? I think it would look cool.

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I'm an email gaaaambler. That means I play cards with emails... full house.
You're ever welcome, Valerie...

Yeah, well monkeroos are better!

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