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If you could be any animal, what would you be?
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Author:  Alberto [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:02 am ]
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topofsm wrote:
GoodfellaSnoop wrote:
Well, I really like being human... but if that's not an option...

I want to be a siberian tiger with wings, and the wings would have turbine jet engines on them, and I would naturally produce fuel in my body, so I would never have to refuel, and I would have opposable thumbs on my claws so I could grasp things, and an extra set of bird-like talons that would be sharper than the sharpest laser-forged steel, and a 30mm machine gun jutting out of my chest with an unlimited supply of ammunition (my body produces machine gun rounds naturally too), and I would be 20x the size of the average tiger and have depleted uranium reenforced armor plates covering my body, and if anything were to grab me, I would be able to pulse ultra radiation out of my pores and vaporize my would-be captor, and I want to have a force field that could withstand a 50 megaton nuclear bomb and I would have a roar that shoots green flames that burn 8 trillion times hotter than the core of the sun from my mouth, and a natural life span of 500 million years, and the ability to breath in space, and a hyperdrive so I could go past light speed. Will some one draw this for me? I think it would look cool.


Yeah, well monkeroos are better!

What the heck are these "monkeroos" you keep talking about!?!

Author:  GoodfellaSnoop [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:08 am ]
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Will someone draw my flippin' animal or not?!

Author:  Schmelen [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:09 am ]
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I would be a cat. I might say more when my imagination kicks in.

Author:  Occasional JD [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:31 am ]
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I would be a beaver, because they have cool tails and cool teeth. And they have houses made out of logs, man...

Author:  ready for prime time [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:12 pm ]
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i'd be a chicken. i love chickens!

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