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What was your first word?

Also, what words did you mispronounce?

My first word was "fan". Words I mispronunced:

McDonald's was "Nye-Nye". (Dont ask)
Juice was "jew". Ohh, that's funny.

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Well, I don't know what my first word was. But my parents have said that it was "Noo-Noo", which was my way of saying milk.

Mine was, oddly enough, "cracker". Apparently, I LOVED saltines.

For mispronounciations, I called my cousin Adam "Dum-Dum", which worked out.

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I have no idea what my first words were, but my son's first word was Bye-bye, which was soon followed by Grandpa (pronounced Pampa).

My daughter's first word was Daddy, followed shortly thereafter with Wheee! (We got a swingset for the backyard.)

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I don't really know, but I do know that I used to say "Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw all the time while my parents and I were on a road trip."

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

I don't know what my first word was, but I do know a word I pronounced wrong.
In Urdu (a language from India and Pakistan) the word uper (oop-er) means upstairs in English. But I pronounced pronounced it as upper.
Aha! I'm quadruplingual, if that's a word! I know:

• English
• Español
• Urdu
• and I'm learning Arabic!

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I don't know my frst word but I used to pronounce bottle like bockle, and orange juice as orangey jus.

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I was a young lad when I got my first pet (a cat). My parents were to name her "Bubba" (yes, it was female). I pronounced it as "Bubble", so they gave her the name I could pronounce.

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My first word was cookie. My mom asked me what I wanted for lunch one day and I said "coooooooookie." The only word that I could not pronounce was my name I called myself "Fer-Fer" instead of Christopher.

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My first sentance was "I want a ba-ba (bottle)" As for misspronouned words, mine was Ikwaylx.

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Dag, yo.

"When the mike comes Ik, when it comes"

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My first word was "duck".

Really.

Mine was clock, but I mispronounced it. I cant say what i said, though.

I'm not making this up.

I mispronounce words all the time. My most famous one is dinghy. I pronounce it din-ny. The G sound never comes out.

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My first word was either "eyes" or "shoes".

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My first word is lost forever. My parents don't remember.

As for words I mispronounced... Heh.

Hospital = Hopitoe
Snow = Toe
Milk = Voaght (don't ask)
Art = Owt

Anything with an R = Homestar speech impedement (seriously. That's who i sounded like)

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It's graham-cracker-rific!

Rofltimes.

Well, up until 2nd grade I didn't know how to made "Th" noises. So pretty much all "Th"s were replaced with "d". Which caused alot of Hilalrious mispronouncings.
Dink
Ding
dought
drow
dick (er...Thick. Well, now I get why people laughed at me)
Dank

Yeah you get the point. Also, even today I CANNOT pronounce Theater or bibliography.
Theater= either "The-ate-er" or "theet-er"
Bibliography= "Bibloblulbuhbly" (pretty much I just make a bunch of blubbery noises and trail off)

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My first word was... Mummy.

And the only word I mispronounced was Emma. I said Inna.

And I pronounced "fingers" "thingers" until I was like, eight.

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

"Thank you."

But uhh... It kinda came out as "tank oo". I said it at 12 weeks.

Hahaha.

I don't know what my first word was, but I know the first proper name I spoke was "Jessica", my very first friend. Awwwww.



So you told what u dink? >.> <.<

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FORESHADOWING.

Okay, not really.

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Cyborg. "Sheebug".

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Sheebugnetic Teenybopper?

My first word was "Wuzzat?" And I STILL SAY IT TO THIS DAY. I cannot just ask someone "What's that?" "Whatcha got there?" "What matter of miscellaney might you be perusing?" It always, always, ALWAYS comes out as "Wuzzat?"

I had a remarkably nimble tongue when I was younger. One of my favorite phrases was "Psychic phenomenon!" There was only one word that I could never say as a kid, and that was "lightses." Sounds like Gollumese. But my parents got me at a later age... because I read books with words beyond the average kid's vocabulary, and then tried to use them without ever having heard them spoken. Resulting in some strange pronounciations... like "vert-i-stale," (for "versatile") "sub-tull," (for "subtle,") and "suck-i-ent" (for "succinct").

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

My first word was simply Ma-ma.

But my cousin, who's about 3, misprononces things all the time.
When we were at our caravan, she comes up to my dad and says

"This is da Daravan!"

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I don't know any of my own, but my mother, when she was little, couldn't say 'shoulders'. She said 'soldiers' instead.

And my little cousin Samantha couldn't pronounce my real-life name, Emily.

"LEMLY! LEMLY!"

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aww... I used to pronounce s's as h's, and my real name is Sam. Here is a list of words which I mispronounced.

*Santa (Hanta) btw I believed in Santa till I was like, 10
*Sam (Ham)
*Sad (Had)
Oh, and I called my big brother Christopher pee-ho. GLOSSOLALLIA'D

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My first word was "again" after my dad threw me in the pool (in a floaty raft thing.) I have always pronounced "little" "thzittle." And I can't stop, no matter how hard I try.

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What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
Jews...


Oh that's bad...


Umm.... I can't remember what my first word was, though I do know that I began speaking at a very early age.

I used to refer to someone's last name as their "Egart", since that's my last name...