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Boys: What turns you on with girls? And what puts you off?

Ladies: Same thing but with men instead of girls.

Off: Wearing rough stuff, like chains and studs.

On: Acts of feminism, nice long hair, and a nice voice

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wao.. never thought id see this...

On: umm.... curves.
off: umm.... light switch..

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Choco, for some reason I thought you were a girl. so when I first read that I was like "holy $#!&" but then I realized that you were probably a guy. haha.

On: When she's nice, and doesn't wear clothing that exposes every fiber of her being.

Off: When she's under the impression that females are better than males. I'm way way for sexual equality.

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On: if they are really cute, then ditzy\clutzyness. Nothing is as adorable as a cute girl being ditzy.

Off: stuck up people....uck

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On: Tall skinny pale guys.
Black clothing.
Dark hair.
Crazy grin.
General weirdness.

Off: Really fat guys. Like, totally obese.
Abercrombie and Fitch.
Shorter-than-me-ness.
Listens to rap music.
Inability to comprehend sarcasm.

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Zomg that's me....


On:
Cuteness, adorability, etc.
Girls that can carry a good conversation about video games
Pretty eyes.
Pretty feet!

Off:
Ditzyness
Too much girlyness or tomboyishness
Umm... hitting me in the face with a brick.

On:
Shippinator Mandy

Off:
Those who lech on Mandy (Not counting myself because I don't lech. Ever Since when do I lech?)

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Ya know, you may not realize it, but that's sort of exclusionary towards homosexuals like myself.

Anyways...what turns me on is intimacy and love. What turns me off is bigotry and close-mindedness.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

On:
Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side.

Off:
The elaborate performances some guys put on to impress you, conversational crapness (includes talking about themselves and/or their boring interests non-stop, as well as not talking at all), narrow mindedness, and looking and dressing like a tramp and not caring.

You can see that I've thought about this before, eh?

Turn-Off: CLAN

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Turn-Ons: Curled hair, smile, computer knowledge.

Turn-Offs: Being a total biatch, bleached-blonde hair, won't stop talking on cell phone.

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Turn ons: Small girls (good things come in small packages)
Turn offs: Girls that are total b****es, and girls that wear prostitute-like clothing, those just don't look good to me.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

ohh yeah

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Turn Ons: Intelligence, humility, and a good sense of humor.


Turn offs: Arrogance, ignorance, stupidity and no sense of humor.

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BURN.

Turn ons: Nice laugh, sense of humor, intelligence.

Turn off: No sense of humor, stupidity, overly popular/drugged up people.

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Turn On: Humor, has a good grip on life, knows what's going on, brave.

Turn Off: Stuck up wealthy kid, filthy rich but refuses to admit it, always thinks the next guy to walk by is going to kidnap/rape/murder her.

Turn ons: I've never been off, so I don't need to be turned on.
Turn offs: I don't know, but the night is young.

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I'm afraid I don't know either.

I've never fallen in Love.

Turn On: Niceness, forgiving, having things in common, and non jealously, like if you talked to another girl they won't be like "OMG WHO WER U TALKING TO?!" and Being... not obiese like Mandy said.

Turn Off: Doing drugs, smoking, racism, I hate racism and anyone who supports it, breaking the law, and watching bad things. If you know what I mean, and doing anything... bad.

Yep, call me a good boy.

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Turn-ons: Curves, good sense of humour, somewhat similar taste in music/games/etc, capability of understanding even the innermost issues, brunettes

Turn-offs: Tall loud "amazons", being superficial, obnoxious drunken girls, being prejudiced, judging people without knowing their point of view well enough

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My music
My LJ

There's a lot of ons and offs I forgot, lemme edit mine...

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On: I dunno, I used to like blondes, but now I think that black hair is way more lechable.
Off: People who like rap, people who don't like classical music*, and obese/anorexic.

I would also like to add that I am ticked off because all the hot girls at my school are total b***ches. Please, girls, if you're hot, don't be a b****. It makes it real hard for us guys.






*As you can see, by now my list of people who don't put me off has been shortened to about five people on the planet at this point.

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On: Nice long hair, sense of humour (preferably similar to my own ), "emotional intelligence", smart, and... um... nice.

Off: Ditzy, Dumb, Goth, emo, full of herself, stuff like that.

ON: Blonde or black hair, generally smart, semi long hair(past the shoulder is icky),*not flat*[/pervertedness],looks good with me, doesn't talk to A LOT of guys (I get jealous easily), able to hold conversations on things I like: Video Games, Star Wars, Homestar, blah, blah.

OFF: Abso*slut*e whores, girls who are dumb, girls who are way smarter than me, girls who can't take a joke, and girls who think love is a game *stares at Elise R.*

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The ability to not be completely disgusted with both my physical appearance and personality is a HUGE turn on.

Oh. And short hair.

Turn off?
Tryin' to change me. You can't change me, baby. B-)

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That's fricken' messed up, duecex. All of your turn ons are basically Elise. Except for the , erm *not flat*. And Elise thinks love is a game?
I'm not really sure about me.

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On: Scrawniness in guys is attractive. X) I find buffness to be kind of bothersome. Muscles are fine, just swimmer's muscles, yanno? Any hair color is fine, even if it's dyed, so long as it's not obnoxious. (It's hard to define obnoxious. I don't find blue hair obnoxious, but I do find black hair with a bleach-blonde skunk stripe obnoxious.) Asian guys with long hair are EXTREMELY good-looking. (Call it the bishonen effect, if you will.) Also, sweaters are cuddly. Bookbags, too. Intelligent and polite is a must--but he's got to have a fun side, too. Love of video games/internet is useful, but he doesn't have to be as obsessed as I am, just so long as he'll put up with the occasional game of SSBM with me, even if I whup his butt. Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for.

Off: Facial hair. Hey, not to be mean to guys with beards and 'staches, but I just don't like the stuff. Too prickly. Also, it makes people look sort of stuck up. A beard without a mustache CAN be passable, though. Oh, and he can't be mean. Like, EVER. I once knew this guy who was totally nice to me and then he'd turn around and insult somebody else's clothes and I hated him for being so two-faced. And then there's being the wrong kind of stubborn. Hard to convince is OK--I kind of like arguing sometimes, so long as it's intelligently--but I absolutely CANNOT stand "I'm right and your wrong" kinds of people. My dad is like that. It bothers me SO. MUCH. Add to that any sort of bigortry whatsoever and you've got a man who is 100% Lady (or at least CT)-Proof.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Actually, I find just that if girls like me, it turns me on.
And girls who don't like me obviously turn me off.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

SCORE!


D'oh!

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Me...



Me...



Also me...



Me again.

Man, I am really close on this one.



Props to anyone who gets what that reference is from.