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CT wrote:

Any hair color is fine

Me...

Man, I am really close on this one.

Also, sweaters are cuddly.

Intelligent and polite is a must--but he's got to have a fun side, too.

Love of video games/internet is useful, but he doesn't have to be as obsessed as I am,

just so long as he'll put up with the occasional game of SSBM with me, even if I whup his butt.

Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for.

On:Black clothing.
Dark hair.
Crazy grin.
General weirdness.

Off:Listens to rap music.

Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for.

Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers.

Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies. Being a nerd doesn't hurt. And maybe he should have a cool hat. And long-ish hair. And is intelligent, in important ways. Yeah. That doesn't describe anyone I know...

Turn offs: completely stupid, muscly, short spiky hair, dyed hair, incredible good looks. Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers.

Schmelen wrote:

You sayin' I'm ugly?

Off: Facial hair. Hey, not to be mean to guys with beards and 'staches, but I just don't like the stuff. Too prickly. Also, it makes people look sort of stuck up.

Jonn-E wrote:

Boys: What turns you on with girls? And what puts you off?

Ladies: Same thing but with men instead of girls.

Ya know, you may not realize it, but that's sort of exclusionary towards homosexuals like myself.

Anyways...what turns me on is intimacy and love. What turns me off is bigotry and close-mindedness.

On:
Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side.

Off:
The elaborate performances some guys put on to impress you, conversational crapness (includes talking about themselves and/or their boring interests non-stop, as well as not talking at all), narrow mindedness, and looking and dressing like a tramp and not caring.

You can see that I've thought about this before, eh? :mrgreen:

On:
Dark hair.
Crazy grin.
General weirdness.

On: Scrawniness in guys is attractive. X) Muscles are fine, just swimmer's muscles, yanno? Any hair color is fine, Also, sweaters are cuddly. Bookbags, too.
Intelligent and polite is a must--but he's got to have a fun side, too.
Love of video games/internet is useful, but he doesn't have to be as obsessed as I am, just so long as he'll put up with the occasional game of SSBM with me, even if I whup his butt.
Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for.

Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies.
And maybe he should have a cool hat.
And long-ish hair.
And is intelligent, in important ways

On:
Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side.

Off:
The elaborate performances some guys put on to impress you, conversational crapness (includes talking about themselves and/or their boring interests non-stop, as well as not talking at all), narrow mindedness, and looking and dressing like a tramp and not caring.

Huh, it's the opposite for me. I find freshly shaven faces to be more abrasive and prickly, 'cos the stubble is shorter and sharper. And I think it adds character, if it's well kept. (read: no sloppy Captain Ahabs plz)

What's Her Face wrote:

On:
Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side.

With exception of Clean appearance and dress set, I am as good as gold.

What's Her Face wrote:

So with exception fo the last two, I am as good a gold.

Wow! You're describing me! thats odd...(I mean in the "on" section) I actually look for the same thing in girls basicaly.

Schmelen wrote:

Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers.

Ain't that the truth!

Off: Any girl that goes to my school.

Hi Guys wrote:

Off: Any girl that goes to my school.

I used to think that about my school. Then, when my team was over at this other school, all the gals there were... remarkably unattractive. And that's when I realized, "Hrm... maybe the grass isn't greener."

TURN ON
- not super skinny. a tiny bit on the chubby side. not fat, nowhere near it. just like, average to a little bit above average.

On: Pudgy girls, girls with short hair, girls with glasses~ Tooo cute~

...judging people without knowing their point of view well enough...

Author:	Schmelen [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:21 am ]
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Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies. Being a nerd doesn't hurt. And maybe he should have a cool hat. And long-ish hair. And is intelligent, in important ways. Yeah. That doesn't describe anyone I know... Turn offs: completely stupid, muscly, short spiky hair, dyed hair, incredible good looks. Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers.

Author:	Occasional JD [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:29 am ]
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Schmelen wrote: Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies. Being a nerd doesn't hurt. And maybe he should have a cool hat. And long-ish hair. And is intelligent, in important ways. Yeah. That doesn't describe anyone I know... It's me!

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:51 am ]
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Douglas wrote: CT wrote: Any hair color is fine Me... We're really reaching here, aren't we?

Author:	Somm-1 [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:56 am ]
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Douglas wrote: Man, I am really close on this one. Check this out. Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote: Also, sweaters are cuddly. Me, despite the Florida Sun... CT wrote: Bookbags, too. Me, despite what others say... CT wrote: Intelligent and polite is a must--but he's got to have a fun side, too. Me, or so I've been told... CT wrote: Love of video games/internet is useful, but he doesn't have to be as obsessed as I am, Me, though I'm probably MORE obsessed... CT wrote: just so long as he'll put up with the occasional game of SSBM with me, even if I whup his butt. Me, though I put up a decent fight... CT wrote: Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for. Me, again... I was a bit concerned when I first read that, because apparantly I win the personality award. However, accept for hair(Curly dark brown), I fail the appearance test (200 non-of-your-bussiness pounds at 5 feet 11 1/2 inches with a scragely beard and mustache). I'm sure most of you read what I said about girls in the Election thread, but I will say this... Turn Off: Small Clothing. Not everyone wants to see a lot. I've gotten into the habit of looking away from and not getting too close in proximity to girls. They just make me uncomfortable sometimes. They're sort of like a taboo.

Author:	topofsm [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:51 am ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote: On:Black clothing. Dark hair. Crazy grin. General weirdness. Off:Listens to rap music. I hate rap, and those ones apply to me. Ooh, this could be fun! I'll do more! Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote: Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for. Good Aw man, only two girls. I thought I was going to find the secret to being turned on in life.

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Author:	PizzaTrophy [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:39 am ]
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Schmelen wrote: Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers. Ain't that the truth!

Author:	Occasional JD [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:10 am ]
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Schmelen wrote: Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies. Being a nerd doesn't hurt. And maybe he should have a cool hat. And long-ish hair. And is intelligent, in important ways. Yeah. That doesn't describe anyone I know... Turn offs: completely stupid, muscly, short spiky hair, dyed hair, incredible good looks. Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers. You sayin' I'm ugly?

Author:	Schmelen [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:28 am ]
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Occasional JD wrote: Schmelen wrote: Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies. Being a nerd doesn't hurt. And maybe he should have a cool hat. And long-ish hair. And is intelligent, in important ways. Yeah. That doesn't describe anyone I know... Turn offs: completely stupid, muscly, short spiky hair, dyed hair, incredible good looks. Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers. You sayin' I'm ugly? YES! Just kidding, you're perfect.

Author:	What's Her Face [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:25 pm ]
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Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote: Off: Facial hair. Hey, not to be mean to guys with beards and 'staches, but I just don't like the stuff. Too prickly. Also, it makes people look sort of stuck up. Huh, it's the opposite for me. I find freshly shaven faces to be more abrasive and prickly, 'cos the stubble is shorter and sharper. And I think it adds character, if it's well kept. (read: no sloppy Captain Ahabs plz)

Author:	TrogdorTSL [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:22 pm ]
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PianoManGidley wrote: Jonn-E wrote: Boys: What turns you on with girls? And what puts you off? Ladies: Same thing but with men instead of girls. Ya know, you may not realize it, but that's sort of exclusionary towards homosexuals like myself. Anyways...what turns me on is intimacy and love. What turns me off is bigotry and close-mindedness. As soon as I read that post I knew somebody would make that comment. I knew it. I should have called it. What's Her Face wrote: On: Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side. Off: The elaborate performances some guys put on to impress you, conversational crapness (includes talking about themselves and/or their boring interests non-stop, as well as not talking at all), narrow mindedness, and looking and dressing like a tramp and not caring. You can see that I've thought about this before, eh? Wow! You're describing me! thats odd...(I mean in the "on" section) I actually look for the same thing in girls basicaly.

Author:	Jonn-E [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:31 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote: On: Dark hair. Crazy grin. General weirdness. 1 Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote: On: Scrawniness in guys is attractive. X) Muscles are fine, just swimmer's muscles, yanno? Any hair color is fine, Also, sweaters are cuddly. Bookbags, too. Intelligent and polite is a must--but he's got to have a fun side, too. Love of video games/internet is useful, but he doesn't have to be as obsessed as I am, just so long as he'll put up with the occasional game of SSBM with me, even if I whup his butt. Basically, a sweet-natured utter dork is what I'm looking for. 2 Schmelen wrote: Turn ons: Cool stuff. Cool hobbies. And maybe he should have a cool hat. And long-ish hair. And is intelligent, in important ways 3 w00t. Thats pritty much all the girls that posted here

Author:	Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:35 pm ]
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Ok, I'm putting "beard" in a midway category. I have a dude friend who looks really good in his beard. And some people do look good with that ruggedness. But if it doesn't make you look awesome, it makes you look... well, check out the topic in General Discussion labeled "Matt Chapman's New Look."

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:59 am ]
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What's Her Face wrote: On: Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side. With exception of Clean appearance and dress set, I am as good as gold. What's Her Face wrote: Off: The elaborate performances some guys put on to impress you, conversational crapness (includes talking about themselves and/or their boring interests non-stop, as well as not talking at all), narrow mindedness, and looking and dressing like a tramp and not caring. So with exception fo the last two, I am as good a gold. What's Her Face wrote: Huh, it's the opposite for me. I find freshly shaven faces to be more abrasive and prickly, 'cos the stubble is shorter and sharper. And I think it adds character, if it's well kept. (read: no sloppy Captain Ahabs plz) I can grow my sideburns, chin and neck out and that is it. My moustache is starting to come around hopefully, I will be able to grow a full goatee.

Author:	What's Her Face [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:25 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote: What's Her Face wrote: On: Self-confidence (but not cockiness), good conversation, nice clean appearance and dress sense, intellect, adventurousness, and having a bit of an eccentric side. With exception of Clean appearance and dress set, I am as good as gold. What's Her Face wrote: Off: The elaborate performances some guys put on to impress you, conversational crapness (includes talking about themselves and/or their boring interests non-stop, as well as not talking at all), narrow mindedness, and looking and dressing like a tramp and not caring. So with exception fo the last two, I am as good a gold. Meh, no matter if you haven't got all the points. In fact, it's boring to go out with a man who's 100% perfect - to begin with. Every woman worth her salt likes a good Restoration project. TrogdorTSL wrote: Wow! You're describing me! thats odd...(I mean in the "on" section) I actually look for the same thing in girls basicaly. Whoa - you're, like, the Impossible Dream.

Author:	Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:42 pm ]
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No thanks. Ever since I got my heart broken by a guy in Utah, I've signed off online relationships. But seriously. Never, ever try to pick soemone up over the Internet. It's, like uber-bad news.

Author:	Didymus [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:10 pm ]
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Very Yes! You don't want the FBI on your case. Just ask the friendly folks over at Homeland Security.

Author:	Sexy_Sakura [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:02 pm ]
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Turn ons: Good teeth, nice hair, a good sense of style, the ability to laugh at oneself, a nice smelling cologne (not the old man kind) Turn offs: Bad breath, bad teeth, bad hair, bad manners, ugly (re: baggy) clothes, smelly You know, I could go on and on....but this list has the essentials.

Author:	TrogdorTSL [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:23 pm ]
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and of course, a huge off is when they dis homestarrunner.com!!! haha, just kidding... but i did meet one of my girlfriends because of homestar...i dont have time to explain now, but maybe i will later.

Author:	DESTROY US ALL! [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:20 pm ]
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on: Open-Minded, short hair, I am not sure why but ditzyness. off: pretentious. emo. those huge sunglasses.

Author:	Hi Guys [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:39 pm ]
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PizzaTrophy wrote: Schmelen wrote: Usually guys with incredible good looks are total losers. Ain't that the truth! No it's not. I mean, look at me... On: Fairly attractive, smart, thoughtful, likes obscure bands, is as much a loser as I am. Off: Any girl that goes to my school.

Author:	Simon Zeno [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:44 pm ]
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Hi Guys wrote: Off: Any girl that goes to my school. I used to think that about my school. Then, when my team was over at this other school, all the gals there were... remarkably unattractive. And that's when I realized, "Hrm... maybe the grass isn't greener."

Author:	Duecex2 [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:17 pm ]
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Well...uh...I...am single, to all you girls on the forum, and 13 years old. So...uh...if you live by me, then I suggest you...uh...um...go...out...with...me? Please? Aww, man, I've gotten really desperate lately.

Author:	Hi Guys [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:17 pm ]
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Santa Zeno wrote: Hi Guys wrote: Off: Any girl that goes to my school. I used to think that about my school. Then, when my team was over at this other school, all the gals there were... remarkably unattractive. And that's when I realized, "Hrm... maybe the grass isn't greener." Oh, it's not that. Most of them have the attractiveness thing down, it's just the... me not liking them... thing...

Author:	Steve [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:57 pm ]
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turn ons: doesn't think poetry is creepy, that's deffinatly a plus. Likes to do simple things(re:not expensive things). Is greek, Irish, or well, ect. Turn offs: thinks poetry is "stocherish" has the nerve to wait months on end with only a note responce saying something like (sarcasm) "oh, I'm full of myself, who'd date you." IS A TOTAL B*TCH!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!!! STUPID, STUPID, I'LL KILL YA I'LL KILL YA...................................... WHoa........ calm done...... O.K. there you have it.

Author:	Checkot Fige [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:22 pm ]
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Gals: On: Pudgy girls, girls with short hair, girls with glasses~ Tooo cute~ Off: The 'ohmygodBradissoooohotlypstickshoesblah' cheerleader-type. Ugh. Conceited girls are -disgusting-. Also, girls with a lot of muscle. No-one needs that much muscle. No-one. Guys: On: Facial hair, nicejawlines...Nice forearms, nice chins, too...and nice adam's...apples... God. I'm a weirdo. Off: Whiners, oh-so-macho guys. Guys with disgusting amounts of muscle...and guys who love themself.

Author:	Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:59 pm ]
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TURN ON - long-ish hair... personal preference is down to chin or shoulders, all swishy-like, I like longer than that too, but I don't like shorter than that as much - glasses. emo glasses especially. they're like. wtfadorable. - quiet. sad. closed off. it's just so cute. - not super skinny. a tiny bit on the chubby side. not fat, nowhere near it. just like, average to a little bit above average. TURN OFF - hair that's too short, or any form of head-shavage (including mohawks/fauxhawks) - stuck up - muscular (I HATE MUSCLES. I HATE MUSCLES. MAKE THEM GO AWAAAAAY.) - taller than me. i just like. hate it. completely. it just sucks so much. gotta be my height or shorter, plz.

Author:	Hi Guys [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:16 pm ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote: TURN ON - not super skinny. a tiny bit on the chubby side. not fat, nowhere near it. just like, average to a little bit above average.

Author:	ModestlyHotGirl [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:24 pm ]
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Checkot Fige wrote: On: Pudgy girls, girls with short hair, girls with glasses~ Tooo cute~ I'm being stalked. Where in Canada are you, anyway?? shifty eyes And as for myself, a guy has to have nice teeth. I'm a dentist's daughter, I can't help it. And I'm a sucker for a nice voice. And if he can play guitar for me, that's a plus. I can't handle self-absorbed, pretentious, and/or mysogynistic guys. At all. And homophobes. And guys who don't read books. He's gotta be a reader. Or else I'm outta there. I have to be able to discuss and share books with him.

Author:	Teh Ch8t [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:25 pm ]
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Umm, I'm going to update my list, seeing all of yours. On: I have to agree with CT, sweaters are fluffy and soft, though, I don't wear them. A moderatly thin person, they can be a little pudgy, but, not obiese. Umm, has to be able to cooperate with my obsession with the internet and Mertoid Prime: Hunters. XD Needs to be nice, forgiving, and have tons of things in common with me. And the exact opposite of Sakura, I like baggy clothes. Long hair owns too. Off: Racism, being obiese, thinking they are the best, being someone really popular, like, "Zomg nintendo is so below me lol," being dull. All the time. being mean, being passive agressive, or agressive, hating animals, being negative or goth, or dating someone else. Now that's a better one made by me. I'm a guy, shutup, SWEATERS ARE FLUFFY!!

Author:	ChickenLeg [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:46 pm ]
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J-Man wrote: ...judging people without knowing their point of view well enough... That part reminded me of by best friend so much it's not even funny. In fact, she hates people who have an obvious flaw. Or maybe I'm too gray with liking/hating people Turn ons: Same tastes, ability to take me seriously, nice person, co-dominant type (meaning neither person has more control), sense of humor, facial hair, can talk things out with me, good conversation, can make light of themselves Turn off: Better-than-thous, bullies, hardcore evidence of drug use (i.e: Being busted, not word-of-mouth), not able to understand how I work, consistently makes fun of me, dominant Basically, all turn-offs except the third one is how my friend basically is to me. One of the reasons I hate being passive... can't just end it already... TOTPD!

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