"Hello, police? My big brother (sister? Sorry for not knowing) put millipedes in my bed and is haunting me with a disembodied crocodile head!"
Sounds creepy.
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:22 am ] |
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My older brother is 29, so he's not annoying, but he does get on my nerves from time to time. We don't argue, though. |
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| Author: | AwPi [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:38 am ] |
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My little sister's annoying, but me and her are only two years apart, so we share some of the same friends. In fact, next year I'm going to high school, and I'm leaving half of my friends at the jr.high. |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:49 am ] |
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AwPi wrote: My little sister's annoying, but me and her are only two years apart, so we share some of the same friends. In fact, next year I'm going to high school, and I'm leaving half of my friends at the jr.high. I'm the exact opposite. Most of my friends are juniors, and will graduate next year.
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:30 pm ] |
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My little sister is demonic! She beats me up all the time even though I am much stronger then her because my parents will only be spured to action by screaming and tears. So if I fight back I get in trouble since she will scream and cry. At this point I don't even fight back and I am covered in scars from her scratch marks. But revenge will be mine soon, VERY soon... |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:20 pm ] |
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Lu Bu wrote: My little sister is demonic! She beats me up all the time even though I am much stronger then her because my parents will only be spured to action by screaming and tears. So if I fight back I get in trouble since she will scream and cry. At this point I don't even fight back and I am covered in scars from her scratch marks. But revenge will be mine soon, VERY soon...
My brother is almost like that. He is such a crybaby and he is 12! Example: At soccer camp, he throws a soccer ball at my private area, I grimace, but I take it. Then we play a game, and I scratch him with my cleat a little, and he bursts into tears. He gets me into so much trouble. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:27 pm ] |
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But I still love my little sister despite the fact she is an arch demon. |
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| Author: | Clever Danielle [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:05 pm ] |
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My little half-brother is six, and he annoys me constantly. But I hate it most when he breathes. No, not like that... well, actually, maybe like that, but also when I am playing a game or something, and he comes over next to me and he breathes really deeply through his mouth... it has to be the most annoying sound ever. I mean it. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:43 am ] |
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And my sister is stealthy and will sneak up to me and scare me when I am on the computer. I wouldn't be surprised if she broke on here and screwed up my account. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:53 am ] |
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i don't care what you say, i feel like killing my sister. she kicked me in the face with a high-heeled boot! i raised a fist at her, so she screams "leave me alone!!!" so, of course i got into trouble. mom doesn't even notice that i'm bleeding heavily underneath my eye. it's always like that. once i do something, whatever my sister does gets nullified. |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:05 am ] |
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Lu Bu wrote: My little sister is demonic! She beats me up all the time even though I am much stronger then her because my parents will only be spured to action by screaming and tears. So if I fight back I get in trouble since she will scream and cry. At this point I don't even fight back and I am covered in scars from her scratch marks. But revenge will be mine soon, VERY soon...
You could press charges against her if she is assaulting you. Or maybe you couldn't, I have no idea. But she could get in serious trouble. Though I am guessing, and hoping, that it is not that bad and you will laugh at me for being silly. Ohohohohoho, that Schmelen is so silly. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:11 am ] |
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No, not quite that bad. But now I am starting to fight back regardless of the trouble I get into. Hopefully If I beat her enough, she will get the message and leave me alone. Or I could put millipedes in her bed. That works too. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:49 am ] |
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I need to find a way to tell them to bug off. I just ignore them all day, but sometimes it's impossible. Like at dinner, when they say, "How was your day," and I have to answer because of the parental units. Couldn't they just stay out of my life for one day? |
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| Author: | ramrod [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:00 am ] |
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Schmelen wrote: Lu Bu wrote: My little sister is demonic! She beats me up all the time even though I am much stronger then her because my parents will only be spured to action by screaming and tears. So if I fight back I get in trouble since she will scream and cry. At this point I don't even fight back and I am covered in scars from her scratch marks. But revenge will be mine soon, VERY soon... You could press charges against her if she is assaulting you. Cop : "*snicker* *snicker* *all out laughing* Just the way I see it. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:52 pm ] |
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Pretty much. I used to wear this disembodied crocodile hand that she was afraid of. But she over came her fear and threw it into an open fireplace. Then I started to have my friends around for protection but she beat them into submission as well. But she hasn't hurt me since yesterday, when she kicked me straight up the butt at tennis practice. Thats long for her so hopefully I can go a while with out bodly harm. |
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| Author: | ModestlyHotGirl [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:27 am ] |
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"Hello, police? My big brother (sister? Sorry for not knowing) put millipedes in my bed and is haunting me with a disembodied crocodile head!" Sounds creepy.
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:40 am ] |
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Well its that or I can give up and be her servant forever. And yes, I am her brother. |
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| Author: | ModestlyHotGirl [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:56 am ] |
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And I used to just bite my sister. But maybe things are different nowadays than they were in the early 80s. 
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:01 am ] |
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Not really. My mom used to get beat up all the time by her older brothers when she was a kid. I think that is why she sides with my sister. But I still manage...plus, it does help my endurance. |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:38 am ] |
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Sigghh. I am hating my brother more and more. Yesterday he wouldn't let me on the computer because he was playing a RUGBY computer game. Augh. So I said "You have been on for more than an hour, get off" "No." "I'll turn off the computer." "Don't you dare." I turned it off, and he grabbed my hands, and hurt me in some boring way. I got so so angry. My anger at him has been building up and up in the past few weeks, and I attacked him. I dug my nails into his arms, and hit him on the head repeatedly. He did some painful thing to me, and for some reason I have a scratch/bruise on my neck. I don't think I hurt him that much. He has grown stronger in the past year. Though he is still pretty immature. but anyway, he said something about "It always has to be about you, doesn't it?" That's a joke. I've been actually quite good, not asking for anything from my mum, or bothering her at all. And then I went to my room, and he CALLED MY MUM. I heard from my room, "hello mum? Helen just attacked me. Yeah. okay." I think she asked him to go away. Because it had been a bad day: our neighbour died that morning, which totally got my mum upset. Then he called dad and repeated it. Then he turned on the computer and got on with his game. So I sat in my room for a couple of hours, completely wrecked, having achieved nothing. How I hate him. I need to get away from him before I commit suicide. |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:54 am ] |
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AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Sister sitting on couch, not watching the TV* JD: *Picks up remote to change channel* MADDIE: AAAAASAAAGGGGGGHGGHHGFFGFGFG! MUM! MUM: Do you have no respect? Go to your room! Rzzfrazzfrfrazzzrf...[/muttleylaugh] |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:24 pm ] |
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My Sister use to be crazy with the TV. You see, in my house there are three TVs. One in my parents room, a really huge, nice TV downstairs, and a small half-way broken one with my Playstation 2 in what we call our bonus room. My sister would be watching TV in the bonus room and I would ask her "Haley, I'm going to play video games so you can go downstairs and watch at commercials." But she would start getting ticked off and not budge. So I would go to my parents and explain that there are three TVs and that one of them has my Playstation 2 on it, so I should get to use it. My parents would either not care or agree with my sister, which is maddening when my logic makes perfect sense. Or there was the one time where I was playing FF10 and I was beating Seymore on mt. Gagazet. This was about my fith try and I was about to kill him when my mom called me down to go to some sporting event. When I got back home my sister had turned my PS2 off and was watching TV on there when all of the other TVs where not being watched! When I went to my parents and complained, they got on me for leaving my game on and I got in trouble! When I talked to her, I explained that you can watch TV and have the PS2 on at the same time but she screamed at me and threw the remote squarely at my forehead. She just recently stopped doing things like that but still...it took me 3 more trys to beat Seymore  !!!
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:17 am ] |
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Lu Bu, seriously, your stories about your sister are going to give me nightmares. DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:20 am ] |
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What do you suggest? |
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| Author: | Plastique [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:20 am ] |
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I'm an only child... and a spoiled one. My old computer sucked, so my Grandma bought me a laptop, for no reason! Then, when it was charging, my Mum tripped over the wire, dragged it onto the floor and broke it. My Grandma then bought me a brand new computer! |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:22 am ] |
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I envy you. No one in my family has gotten me a new electronic (besides the ipod, and that was for my birthday, mind you) in 5 years. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:25 am ] |
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Plastique wrote: I'm an only child... and a spoiled one. My old computer sucked, so my Grandma bought me a laptop, for no reason! Then, when it was charging, my Mum tripped over the wire, dragged it onto the floor and broke it. I am an only child too, but I am certainly not spoiled. I am one of those low maintenance kids who didn't want a whole lot and I still don't to this day. On the other hand I have a friend who was spoiled rotten by his parents.
My Grandma then bought me a brand new computer! |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:27 am ] |
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Lu Bu wrote: What do you suggest?
Huh. Ask your friends to help out, talk to the school councellor, cry all the time when your sister does something bad... I dunno. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:30 am ] |
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I don't have a computer myself, my family shares one. And I have to wake up at 3:00 to secretly log on since I am supposed to only be on the computer for an hour a day. If you guy want to bring some happiness into my life you could harass my sister on neopets! Her name is whydoyou, so if any of you play it you can track her down and administer her death!...I mean say unkind things... EDIT Well my friends have been horribly maimed by my sister and fear her...cause they are wimps. I refuse to stoop as low as the guidence counclier. But cry like she does? Hm...a clever ruse...but as you can see in the worst sins thread pride will prevent me from doing that. Maybe I can do all her homework for her In exchange for peace...no she values tormenting me above school work...I don't know. I will try and think of a way to end the suffering. |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:42 am ] |
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*sniff* You poor brave soul... |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:44 am ] |
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No, Martha, don't pity me...I will be brave. |
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