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What is the worst insult or comeback that has ever been said to you?

Today in english, I accidentally punched this guy (long story) and he said:

"Do you want to die....early?"

It was so freakin hillarious. My friend and I laughed sooo hard.

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Oh man, some of the things my friend Nick says are so hilarious. He has an accent, so they sound kinda weird. Like, there's "You fruity.. potato." and "Yeah? Well, Donatello wins!... sometimes" 9Which is much more funny when you hear it and know what he means by Donatello)

But I think my favorite is one from earlier this week, when he was trying to pronounce "mummify"

Nick: Don't make me mewmify you!
Me: Uhh.. what?
Nick! Moomification! I'll mewmify you!

I don't know, I've heard little kids calling each other "stupid-head", which is just kinda lame.

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"...Yeah? WELL UR GAY!"

...Yeah, that Comeback needs to die. Now.

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Your mom.

Your face. Better yet, your mom's face.

And the "UR GAY!LOLZOMFGWTFBBW!!!1!" lame insult DOES need to die...because anyone who says that to me, I can say back, "Yeah, I AM gay--and I'm STILL more of a man than you'll ever be."

As for WORST insult/comeback--nothing I can post here without being banned (graphic language).

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

your mother speaks mongolian!

actually i like that one. its pointless and therefore funny to me. the "die...early" one was really awesome. and watch were you say the words "your mother" because that could get you in a nasty fight in some countries. the only other thing i can think of is dane cook's "yeah.... GAYLORD" it such a lame comeback, especially since a gaylord is actually a large container. like a cardboard box. try calling someone a cardboard box.

That Jerk Girl: How come you don't like me?
Me: Well, I could go on and on about that, but I don't want to waste your precious time. To put a long story short: You make even Paris Hilton seem cool.
That Jerk Girl: Yeah, well, you're not cool.

There you go. She couldn't think of a witty comeback to throw her grandmother off guard.

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[joking, sort of]Do gay people insult people with a "You're straight" comeback?[/j.s.o.]

Actually, I hate this whole idea of calling people who are against illegal immigration racists. I saw something tonight where these protestors were shouting "KKK Go Home!" at a group of anti-illegal immigation people (some of whom were black ) .

I hate when people, in general call someone a bigot, racist, etc. just because they don't agree with that person.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

i hope you're hungry, cause i've got a knuckle sandwich for you!
said from some weeny kid, like 3 years younger than me.

You're momma's so fat, I mean come on, the other yo momma jokes are ok, but the fat ones are just... lame.

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"SHUT UP YOU GUMBYSAURUS!"

Oh, and...

"Oh yeah, well...JD's a *naughty-word-for-man-part-starting-with-C head*..."

These are uttered by two of my classmates on a regular basis...

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O O YOUR SOUL

well, i always get called 'gay' because i don't have a girlfriend and i don't want one. cigarette, queer, homo. i hear them all. mind your own life!

See, that happens to me, and I have a girlfriend. I usually go,
"Yeah. I like to have sex with men. Which is why...*point to her*"
"Oh...GUMBYSAURUS!"

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<(* ) THRUSTER DUCK
( << )<~~~ WANTS
O O YOUR SOUL

I AM NOT A MAN!


Because uh, men suck.


But gumbysaurus, that is pretty bad. The guy who made that up is like a ten year old. Depressing.

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

If people insist on calling you names like that with the intent to hurt you, simply point out the fact that they seem to be rather hung up on the idea, and don't seem able to stop talking about it, or just ignore them because they're being infantile tards.
Last time I went home, some people I graduated high school with thought it would be funny to make fun of me and say things like that.
Ok, I don't know if they got the memo, but for someone who is a loser, they sure seem to spend a lot of time thinking about me, I mean, it's not like we graduated last week or anything (I graduated in 1999, some of the people I graduated with have kids in school!!)

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I was once called "gay" for saying that I hated school. The fact that that occured still boggles my mind. If I had enjoyed school, I would understand, but being called "gay" for hating school? Whiskey tango foxtrot?

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worst insult, hmmmm....

person: You're wierd!
me: you can't really call anybody wierd.
person: Yeah?.....well.....your....mum's....fat!

yep... they've never met my mum.

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um...LOL

I constantly call people things like 'poo head' and 'icky'.

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That one, from ye olde Comeback Game, takes the cake for me. That's like... a compliment. Not a good comeback at all.

(Sorry, "Mom..." But I'm not the one who said it!)

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I hate it when people overuse "your mom", despite the fact that I did that a lot before. But I haven't heard a bad comeback other then that.

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Can't get much worse than that.

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Truthfully, I always thought people who did that, or insulted one's family members in general only did so because they were too coward to talk about you.
Also, when I was in Middle School (the peak of "your mom!"), I really didn't like my mother much. Most of the time I responded to "your mom is so..." with, "yeah, I know." or, "actually, she's ...-er than that."

Somehow, when you stop being upset, they stop trying.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The "Your gay" comment is pretty stupid and mainly used when there is nothing to say.

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"You.......immigrant!" Was one my brother actually told me he heard. These are hilarious, just to laugh at stupid people, ya know?

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Well, I have a friend who has her nose pierced, so I was teasing her and she was like;
"Do ya want me to pierce your nose for ya?" *raises fist*

And then I said,
"Well I'll pierce your nose with my face!"
Instead of,
"I'll pierce your nose with my fist!"

Two words. " YA " and " BUM ". Seriously. My freind comes up to me and says " YA BUM! ". Thats...really all the insult material he has. That and " Yo mamma ". He sucks. Seriously.

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Worst comeback ever? I insulted some guy cus he hadn't taken a shower in 2 weeks. His reply? Your mom in a box!!!!!! I stared and then fell on the floor laughing.

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Everytime i get insulted i reply by replacing the saying with "your face" blah blah.

Like if someone said:

"Your mom is fat!" I'd be all like "Your FACE is fat"

It gets pretty funny sometimes.
"What's your problem?!"

I respond: "What's your FACE'S problem!?"

Yeah...

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It's graham-cracker-rific!

Your mom is so stupid it took her TWO HOURS to watch 60 minutes! I always win with that one...in...insult contests. Those are real.

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Dag, yo.