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Author:  HHFOV [ Sat May 06, 2006 5:00 pm ]
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Oh really? Well, when I'm in an insult contest I usually win by this yo mama (which I made up...seriously)

The Enemy: Some old yo moma joke
Me: Well, I would make a yo mama joke right now, but it wouldn't even make sense, cause you don't even got no mama! Ya got two daddies
Everyone else: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

That one is, IMHO, the ultimate yo mama joke.
Author:  PianoManGidley [ Sat May 06, 2006 5:46 pm ]
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HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:
Oh really? Well, when I'm in an insult contest I usually win by this yo mama (which I made up...seriously)

The Enemy: Some old yo moma joke
Me: Well, I would make a yo mama joke right now, but it wouldn't even make sense, cause you don't even got no mama! Ya got two daddies
Everyone else: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

That one is, IMHO, the ultimate yo mama joke.


Yeah, because homosexuality is so wrong...</sarcasm>
Author:  Dactyl [ Sat May 06, 2006 6:28 pm ]
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HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:
Oh really?


YA RLY!
Your mom is so fat, they had to install speed bumps when she went to the all you can eat buffet. That's my second fave.
Author:  J-Man [ Sat May 06, 2006 8:54 pm ]
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"Your mom". So tasteless, so overused. Makes me want to spoon their eyes out whoever uses that phrase.
Author:  Code J [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:37 pm ]
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J-Man wrote:
"Your mom". So tasteless, so overused. Makes me want to spoon their eyes out whoever uses that phrase.


Ah, but that's what makes it so great. It's so incredibly stupid. Kinda like your mom.
:p
Author:  J-Man [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:40 pm ]
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*spoons Code J's eyes out*

Hey, you begged for it! :P
Author:  Speckeldorf [ Sat May 06, 2006 10:05 pm ]
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"YOUR MOM [beep] [beep] YEAH AND YOU ARE [beep] [beep] [beep]!!!!"

Such an unnecessary use of vocal cords... or something. Also, some people randomly say "Your mom.", which doesn't make any sense.

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Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat May 06, 2006 11:22 pm ]
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"My mom, huh? Well, gee, your mom is pretty nice. Makes me wonder how she had a jerk like <i>you!</i>" </espiritd'escalade>

"Your mom" is kinda stupid, but after it gave the world "Your mom goes to college!" I can't bear to put it down. So my vote for worst insult or comback goes to when the person you're talking to just gets frustrated and goes, "&%$# off!"
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Sat May 06, 2006 11:27 pm ]
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"Well.... YOUR GAY!!" Is the worst, I mean c'mon, you should actually try if you are trying for a comeback, like "your gay," is when you have no other comebacks, and... you aren't smart. :p
Author:  Schmelen [ Sat May 06, 2006 11:29 pm ]
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The problem is that when people say YOU'RE GAY you can't retaliate because they're too stupid to understand what you mean so they just keep repeating YOU'RE GAY.
Author:  Bulldozer [ Sun May 07, 2006 12:09 am ]
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Speckeldorf wrote:
"YOUR MOM [beep] [beep] YEAH AND YOU ARE [beep] [beep] [beep]!!!!"

Such an unnecessary use of vocal cords... or something. Also, some people randomly say "Your mom.", which doesn't make any sense.

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Umm... were you having an insult contest with some suped-up R2D2 or something? Or were you just being censored in real-time? Either way, it's pretty freakin' sweet.
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sun May 07, 2006 12:15 am ]
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The majority of people at our school think "you need to not talk" is the most clever insult ever. ._.
Author:  HHFOV [ Sun May 07, 2006 12:51 am ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote:
The majority of people at our school think "you need to not talk" is the most clever insult ever. ._.

Whaahaa?? Well, it is better than just saying "Your mom" at random, that's incredibly stupid, but I find it funny (maybe cuz I'm stupid :p ) But some of the Your Moms are pretty clever, but I do agree that too many people use "you're gay" as an insult when it doesn't apply to your situation in the least. such as green day is gay etc.
Author:  ready for prime time [ Sun May 07, 2006 12:57 am ]
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are gay people so bad? my mom's friend is gay, but he seems really nice. but there are the guys at school who pretend to be gay but always say "i'm gay! get over it!" even if you didn't say anything. still, what is the reason to say it?
anyway, here's one of my favourite comebacks
them: you're so [pathetic insult]!
you: themoronsayswhat?
them:what?
you:you are the moron!
Author:  AwPi [ Sun May 07, 2006 1:17 am ]
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This seriously happened when I was in D.C.! These two guys were fighting and one of them said "Your momma's a virgin!" and, of course, my first instinct was to scream out, "Holy crap! YOU'RE JESUS!!!" really loud. That got a big laugh.
Author:  PianoManGidley [ Sun May 07, 2006 2:25 am ]
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Wait...so is this "worst insult" with "worst" meaning the lamest, stupidest insult, or "worst" meaning the most foul and hurtful?

Oh, well...I'm rather fond of one I made up a couple weeks ago, based on an old quote from William Shakespeare: "If all the world's a stage, who the heck casted you?"
Author:  The Abominable Redhead [ Sun May 07, 2006 2:42 am ]
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PianoManGidley wrote:
Wait...so is this "worst insult" with "worst" meaning the lamest, stupidest insult, or "worst" meaning the most foul and hurtful?

Oh, well...I'm rather fond of one I made up a couple weeks ago, based on an old quote from William Shakespeare: "If all the world's a stage, who the heck casted you?"


They mean lamest/stupidest.

And that's a hilarious line there. I'd use that, but I don't want to steal from you.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon May 08, 2006 6:08 am ]
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My original lame/funny line:

"Ooooh, I hope you brought a tip for the waiter, 'cuz YOU JUST GOT SERVED!"
Author:  Occasional JD [ Mon May 08, 2006 9:44 am ]
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My teacher pwned this guy outside maths this one time...

HIM: You need to shut up...
JD: You need a *MAN PART*.
MR. KEATING: It's true!

EDIT: Well yup. I deleted the word. It was too naughty...
Author:  ready for prime time [ Mon May 08, 2006 10:51 am ]
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i've got a feeling you have to.
Author:  Funkstar [ Mon May 08, 2006 4:39 pm ]
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I'll go scan my computer history for the time I told Myrrh about Kelso's hilarious combacks.

This post will be updated soon.

EDIT'd:
He was annoying me around our hang out area. So I hit him.
Then he start going "OWW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" I said, "Because you were annoying me."
He replied "But I never hit you that hard" so I explained "The amount of times which you did are added together to make that of which I inflicted". He couldn't even understand that.
Then we started laughing at his attempts to act tough, making jokes about how little sense he was making. He said "Do you think I'm funny? If I'm funny, hit me"
Chris said "I don't think you're funny, but your breath certainly is". So the guy hit chris, and after a bi of rough housing with my other buddies, he approached me and said "Keep your friends away from me"
I said "I ain't yo' bodygaurd, female dog. A man has to be his own . . . fo' sho'."
Somewhere in the middle of all that, he kept saying "If you're so tough hit me!" (typical chav statement). I said, "I already did, making us equal. Life is about equality" So he says "O YEAH? WELL MY LIFE IS ABOUT HURTING PEOPLE" We all burst out laughing, saying "You havn't hurt one of us the whole time. You just bounce around shouting!"
Author:  ButtdanceHR [ Mon May 08, 2006 11:32 pm ]
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Kids at my school have been saying "go die" lately.

PianoManGidley wrote:
Oh, well...I'm rather fond of one I made up a couple weeks ago, based on an old quote from William Shakespeare: "If all the world's a stage, who the heck casted you?"


Yes, he does make pretty good insults.
Author:  topofsm [ Mon May 08, 2006 11:54 pm ]
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This friend of mine says, "You're a homosexual!" It's pretty hard to make a comeback with that, since there shouldn't be anything wrong with it, and it's just sort of like saying, "You're stupid!" It's just saying empty words.
Author:  putitinyourshoe [ Tue May 09, 2006 12:31 am ]
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you better go out and buy a plate and some ointment cuz you're gonna get BURNED when i SERVE you.
Author:  thegunslinger [ Tue May 09, 2006 1:48 am ]
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this one happened in art class, my friend drew a very poor square and I said "that's not a square" and he goes "youe mom's a square!" it was so lame it was funny! also any comeback where someone says "like" every other word becomes less threatening. :p
Author:  Lu Bu [ Tue May 09, 2006 1:59 am ]
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I guess that was Clint. I know this has been said, but when someone says "gay" constantly and they are not refering to homosexualitly, it is infuriating! And I am constantly furious because half of my class talks like that!
Author:  Kevin DuBrow [ Tue May 09, 2006 2:21 am ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote:
The majority of people at our school think "you need to not talk" is the most clever insult ever. ._.
I have my own version of that.

"It really wouldn't bother me if you stopped breathing."
Author:  PianoManGidley [ Tue May 09, 2006 3:23 am ]
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Lu Bu wrote:
I guess that was Clint. I know this has been said, but when someone says "gay" constantly and they are not refering to homosexualitly, it is infuriating! And I am constantly furious because half of my class talks like that!


Yeah...when someone says something is "gay" meaning "lame" or "stupid," I just say "Not that it's a bad thing..." And if they tried to fight me about it (as in, physically), I'd do things to them that I can't post on this forum unless I was looking to be banned.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue May 09, 2006 3:27 am ]
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"I'm throwing you to the zombies first."

I can come up with some pretty grood comebacks, but I can never find the time to use them because I'm not in middle school any more and not everybody hates me anymore. Darn. Where can I find some enemies?
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Tue May 09, 2006 3:30 am ]
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Cybernetic Teenybopper wrote:
Where can I find some enemies?


Right over here. :P No, I was just kidding.

I don't ever have any good comebacks. But I agree with you guys on the "gay" thing. Nobody at my school ever says it, but one of my best friends always says that. I always tell him to stop complimenting whatever he's talking about. :P Never works though.
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